Tuesday, April 20th, 2010
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Chicago Bathroom Sex Story Remains A Mystery Despite Scientific Reenactment


The folks at Apple Action News (see earlier entries) have turned their attention to the recent White Sox bathroom sex hijinks story, with rather remarkable results. As the sharp-eyed correspondent who spotted it points out:

1) the feet are NOT pointing up, as clearly stated; this answers none of our questions.
2) i think there is a person holding a boom mike up over the stall door, which is my favorite part of the whole video
3) those girls are straight out of a dove "real women" ad

The organist in the restroom is a nice touch as well. Also, good morning!

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Dan Kois (#646)

Is that Stifler?

I think it's Trey Parker. I did not know he was a Sox fan.

garge (#736)

A nice effort, but truly a missed opportunity for scientific discourse. If only the Chinese were responsible, we could be sure it would have been factually accurate and enlightening (see Leno v. Conan).

Or Elin v. Tiger.

garge (#736)

Of course, the archetype ::slaps forehead::

jfruh (#713)

Uh … were any of the Apple News re-enactments ever real? I'm going to feel a little cheated if not.

saythatscool (#101)

Why is Admiral Ackbar there to cheer on the hijinks?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6e/AckbarStanding.jpg/250px-AckbarStanding.jpg

The battle for Endor still continues now and the Ewoks are being skinned right now!

gumplr (#66)

It's a tramp!

deepomega (#1,720)

Apple Action News is just muddying the kamasutric waters with their inaccurate recreations. I've spent the last week trying to figure out this sex position and they're acting like it doesn't even matter. Christ.

kneetoe (#1,881)

Hey, they read my comment right here at the awl calling for a reenactment, although I meant for me to be the male lead.

garge (#736)

You wanted to be the six year old? Weird, but to each his own, I guess.

kneetoe (#1,881)

No way! That kid's life is over because of this!

Also, SMARTYPANTS.

Did the kid smell the crotch of the jeans he was tossed at the end?

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