Chicago Bathroom Sex Story Remains A Mystery Despite Scientific Reenactment


The folks at Apple Action News (see earlier entries) have turned their attention to the recent White Sox bathroom sex hijinks story, with rather remarkable results. As the sharp-eyed correspondent who spotted it points out:

1) the feet are NOT pointing up, as clearly stated; this answers none of our questions.
2) i think there is a person holding a boom mike up over the stall door, which is my favorite part of the whole video
3) those girls are straight out of a dove “real women” ad

The organist in the restroom is a nice touch as well. Also, good morning!