Friday, February 26th, 2010
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Iced Out: The End is Near–the Medal Count, Less So

ALL THE LADIESSouth Korean darling Kim Yu-na was an absolute stunner last night in the ladies free skate, shattering her own world record score and twirling her way to the gold. Aerial ski jumper Jeret Peterson-known assonantly as "Speedy"-landed a "Cirque du Soleil on skis" move called the Hurricane that he had not successfully stuck in competition since 2007; he won a silver. The Canadian women's hockey team boozily Owned The Podium (and almost Drove The Zamboni) after winning their third Olympic gold. And still, all I could think about as I lounged on the couch and let the NBC broadcast team play cat's cradle with my heartstrings was: how the hell did the US go one-two in the Nordic combined!?

I had long assumed that the United States just wasn't in the mix when it came to these types of endurance-based competitions that require spacious lungs, strong bones, a healthy body and a presiding cultural preference for biathlons over NASCAR. And you know, I wasn't wrong: it was only about a week ago that Johnny Spillane's silver medal in the "normal hill" Nordic combined gave the United States only its third medal of any color in any Nordic event, ever. (The other two were a cross-country silver in 1976 and a ski jumping bronze in 1924; those two sports, incidentally, are what the Nordic combined… combines.)

Spillane picked up his second silver yesterday in the "large hill" event despite falling on a late turn as he headed into the stadium for the final lap. Seconds ahead of him, winning the US's first-ever Nordic gold, was Billy Demong. It was a few days earlier than the February 27 date predicted by Astrology Zone to be "the luckiest day of the year" for an Aries like Demong, but consider that a rounding error: after winning the gold, he proposed to his girlfriend Katie Koczynski-smart move; there's no way she could say no!-and then learned he'd been selected as the American flag bearer in Sunday's closing ceremonies! Always trust content from Susan Miller.

MAGNUS! MMMOOOOAAANNThe surprising finish for the Americans is mostly explained by nasty weather conditions that rolled in during the ski jump portion of the competition, hampering the jumps of the top medal contenders who were scheduled to jump near the end of the lineup. "It's a joke," complained Magnus Moan, of Norway, whose severely wind-challenged jump hoisted upon him an insurmountable cross country start position of 28th place.

But regardless of the "rogue wind" that made its mark on the competition, there's no denying that Demong, Spillane and teammate Todd Lodwick (who, Demong explained, effectively positioned himself to prevent "those strong guys like Hannu (Finland's Manninen) and (Germany's Bjoern) Kircheisen" from moving up to threaten the top US skiers) earned their success in Vancouver via more conventional paths. In an outstanding piece on the devoted teamwork of the Nordic team, ESPN's Bonnie Ford quotes gold medalist Demong saying:

"We know that as a small sport in a big country, we need to be together to push each other … That's what makes us strong, not only on the playing field — we're a band of brothers. We spend upwards of 250 days a year together. At 29 years of age, I was reflecting today … that I've probably spent more nights in a hotel room with Johnny Spillane and Todd Lodwick than I spent with my mother.

It's the group that has made us good. It started with Todd being able to break the mold and say, 'You know what, Americans can be good at this sport. I'm not gonna take history as an example."

I can think of two Skiers Who Shall Not Be Named who could maybe learn a thing or two. The United States has not won the overall medal count at a Winter Olympics since 1932, and the Germans have not lost it since 1994. It remains to be seen what the final tally will be-currently, the US leads by six-but the performance of the US at these games has been remarkable. More significantly, in this age of pre-hype and high expectations and saturated storylines and knowing projections, it was unexpected. And it is guys like Demong and Spillane who are the unfamiliar faces behind the tally.
HAAAAYYYY

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I have that weird feeling that I got the end of my senior year in college: I am having so much fun with these Olympics, but can't wait for them to be over. I'm ready to break free of these primetime-y shackles, but I'm going to miss them when they're gone. A few thoughts on what we've seen over this second week.

• Shut up with the moralizing about the Canadian women's hockey team's celebration. OMG SHE IS UNDERAGE shut up shut up shut up. If you want to, like, make fun of how they look in the pictures, I'm obviously fine with that.

• Setting aside the heartbreaking story of Joannie Rochette, which had me doubled over in tears every time her face appeared on the screen, I could maybe have used a little more intrigue in last night's figure skating I think? Not to take anything away from the talented ladies, but everything went just a little too smoothly. Even the mediocre Americans skated relatively flawless routines. The drama was lessened, really, by Yu-na's unprecedented dominance as well as a scoring system so convoluted that attempts to explain it are headlined "The Futile Search for Understanding" and go something like this:

Compare that to the also excellent but significantly lower scoring program from Mao, where the early triple axel-double toeloop received only a 0.60 GOE score, as opposed to Kim's 2.00. That's a significant difference — 1.4 points out of the 4.7-point difference between them is the quality of the execution of the combination jump, despite the fact that neither one of them fell down, which is how many of those of us with very little knowledge judge good and bad jumps.

Oof. I think I actually miss the corrupt Soviet judges.

OOF• The Netherlands' Sven Kramer, on the other hand, probably wishes that his race had been just as boring. Instead of speedskating to the gold that was roundly assumed to be his, the 23-year old Dutch celebrity was disqualified when his coach Gerard Kemkers got distracted by his clipboard and mistakenly instructed him to switch lanes. In a country like Holland, where speedskating is a national obsession, the terrible gaffe will reverberate for generations to come. "We call a pure blunder 'a Hilbert'," said Dutch speedskating correspondent John Volkers, referring to Holland's previous "poster boy for speedskating misfortune" Hilbert van der Duim, who once blamed bird poop for a catastrophic fall. "It will now be replaced by 'a Kramer' or 'a Kemkers'."

• The only thing that keeps my attention in the "sliding" events is when they do the TV trick of superimposing one racer on top of another. (They do it in skiing too.) I love that!

• Former tennis pro turned commentator Mary Carillo's role as human guinea pig-"she dressed in a buffalo check plaid jacket and cackled loudly as she watched a logging truck do wheelies in the Canadian outback," just as one example-has been creeping me out. Who does NBC think she is, Emily Yoffe?

• Credit (or, more likely from your perspective, blame) for my interest in the Nordic events goes to color commentator Chad Salmela, who managed to get me excited about cross-country and the biathlon through his Gus Johnson-esque enthusiasm levels. I've done some low level stalking of Salmela and learned that he is, among other things, the cross country coach at the College of St. Scholastica in Duluth, MN; a real estate agent in same; pretty freaking adorable; and amusingly candid:

At the Olympic games, NBC tries to approach it in the commentary aspect as a neutral call. Their policy is that it's not "us," it's "the Americans." In fact, in the first show of Torino, I said "we're doing really well today," and the producer came through the headset to say "knock it off." I did it again later in the show, and he got really mad.

• Speaking of "the Americans," I'm like incredibly nervous about US hockey going on right now even though the US is leading Finland 6-0 and honestly I don't want to jinx anything by even discussing it right now. In fact, why are you even still reading? You should be watching the game. It would be tremendously tremendous if you would make sure to cheer for "us."



Katie Baker can't wait to graduate from Olympics school!

45 Comments / Post A Comment

Flashman (#418)

My heart goes out to her, but I really don't think Joannie Rochette's skate was as good as that of the American girl who she beat out for the bronze.
Also, after he acted like such an arrogant jerk to that journalist ("are you stupid"?) I don't have much sympathy for Sven Kramer.
And finally, I think our women's hockey team looks *great* in those pictures, apart from that tasteless swill they're drinking.

bong hitler (#3,233)

Yeah but I think the whole "crap beer is better than no beer" attitiude they evoke does make them seem even cooler.

Agree about Rochette's skate. PITY MEDAL.

katiebakes (#32)

Well, don't forget that Nagasu was only in sixth place after the short program, while Rochette was in third.

This is true! But I still don't buy any of that announcers' crap about how Rochette's program was so much more "sophisticated."

Bittersweet (#765)

Agreed. I love Nagasu – looking forward to seeing her start to kick some serious skate competition ass. She's such fun to watch and obviously loves skating.

MaryHaines (#3,666)

Once when I was watching one of those replays where they superimpose one race on another, I said to my husband, "Wouldn't it be awesome if they actually had multiple racers go at once?" And then holy crap, a promo for SKI CROSS! YES! Unfortunately in practice the idea is a lot less thrilling than I'd hoped. But still. Also, Emily Yoffe, ha.

LolCait (#460)

You should write for Deadspin.

Yeah, like on the weekends sometimes! That would be cool.

Tuna Surprise (#573)

A girl writing about sports? No thanks.

Nah, needs more poop.

Moff (#28)

Magnus Moan is always complaining about something.

Well, I certainly wouldn't kick him out of bed for complaining…

If you're in bed and having a Magnus Moan, yr doin it rite.

Ah yes … he moans to reporters during the day, and makes the ladies moan at night.

They ought to write a folk song about him or something.

WHAT ABOUT ME? HE MAKES ME MOAN TOO. WHY ARE YOU AGAINST GAY MARRIAGE???/?

MatthewGallaway (#1,239)

I just want to echo how beautifully Kim Yu-na skated in the free program — it was one of those great Olympic moments that will last a long time.

Flashman (#418)

No kidding. It was transcendent, as if she was floating on air.

Maevemealone (#968)

Trying to script a wacky sense of humor onto pleasant but stiff as a board Mary Carillo has been making me squirm.

mcbeachy (#548)

She had genuine fun with the dog-sledding, though. Those dogs were beautiful. And the blind one, especially sweet.

ericdeamer (#945)

Wrong link linked to "Drove the Zamboni". I only mention it because I'm seriously interested in that issue, both the general idea of the IOC freaking out about it and more specifically did someone fucking drunkenly drive the Zamboni as part of the partying or not? There's no picture of it but the Times article says they did. Did anyone actually see it happen? I really need to know in order to judge how hard these ladies were partying.

katiebakes (#32)

Whoopsies! Fixed. I agree it is a question of utmost importance. The NJ.com link says, parenthetically, that "Rebecca Johnston even tried to drive the Zamboni." I'm sad she was stymied.

ericdeamer (#945)

Hmmmm . . .What's weird is that the words inside the parentheses in the NJ.com article seem to come from the AP wire story "Rebecca Johnston actually tried to drive the ice-resurfacing machine" but did the AP reporter actually see this happen? Why aren't there pictures like there are of everything else? If it really did happen I agree that the true tragedy is that she was thwarted.

Maybe "drive the zamboni" is a euphemism of some kind?

If it isn't, it should be.

Um, that link should have gone directly to picture number 25. Sorry.

Abe Sauer (#148)

re: this issue (and I expect hockeymom to recognize this):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OOkWQLspBE

hockeymom (#143)

The Gear Daddies singing the Zamboni song! At the Fine Line, no less. Every girl I knew had a HUGE crush on Zeller.

Well, if we're now doing hockey songs….you must know this one…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZWxErEbQkY

rj77 (#210)

….and also "The Hockey Song" by the Jugheads:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu0NIBAUz5w

Bittersweet (#765)

A little late to this thread, but I'm gonna start using 'drive my Zamboni' to describe hot guys. As in, 'Wow, Petter Northug can drive my Zamboni anytime.'

Katie, I don't know what I'm gonna miss more: The Olympics or these "Iced Out" posts. They are awesome.

Will you write about March Madness next? I hope?

"Former tennis pro turned commentator Mary Carillo's role as human guinea pig-"she dressed in a buffalo check plaid jacket and cackled loudly as she watched a logging truck do wheelies in the Canadian outback," just as one example-has been creeping me out. Who does NBC think she is, Emily Yoffe?"

YES! I am so tired of Mary Carillo.

Onjay (#2,679)

As one who loathes sports almost as much as I loathe Ann Curry interviews with bereaved mothers or maimed athletes (what was going through your head as you eviscerated yourself with that ski pole?), I do enjoy these Katie Baker posts.

hockeymom (#143)

I hate to be coarse, but screw those people bitching about the Canadian women's team drinking on the ice.
They just won the damn Olympics. In their home country. They can have a drink.
How is this any different than the crap that goes on in the locker room after a world series? I'd argue it's actually much better…at least they have their clothes on and they aren't dousing the photographers, producers and reporters with booze.

Abe Sauer (#148)

Choi ALERT: Joannie Rochette just appeared on Costas' couch with some insane swashbuckling skank boots.

katiebakes (#32)

THOSE BOOTS. I can't even.

While black, those weren't mourning boots.

davidwatts (#72)

One wonders how A.A. Ohno's lack of gold medals, and disqualification (!!) in the 500 meter final for shoving over another skater will affect his current status as most-frequently-appearing-in-commercials person in America (more than that girl who works in the Progressive store!). I would assume negatively.

I root for Ohno, but don't really care for him (lose the head-band already), but I wouldn't call what he did a shove, although I immediately said, "He's disqualified" when they guy fell. There is often contact and related disqualifications in short track. I don't think a DQ is automatically frowned upon as cheating, just as a mistake.

Bittersweet (#765)

Every now and then I wonder if the headband is hiding some major hair loss, a la Andre Agassi. Terribly cynical of me, I know.

cherrispryte (#444)

I am pretty sure that the "rogue wind" mentioned above was a clear example of the fact that GOD WANTS AMERICA TO WIN.

hockeymom (#143)

I want to add to the chorus….Yay, Katie Baker! Love your stuff!

Clio (#3,719)

TOTALLY AGREE about Chad and all the cross country events. I never knew Biathlon would be so exciting, but he's so passionate and knowledgeable. (However, I could do without his partner's constant refrain that Sweden and Norway are the Red Sox and Yankees of cross country skiing. My own pet peeve about Olympics coverage is the mainstream sports guys assuming they need to make American sports analogies.)

michaelframe (#3,760)

The cross country relays were RIVETING. Watching the last Norwegian guy hunt down the lead group in the men's 4x10km relay the other day was likely my favourite moment of the Games so far (and I have never watched the sport before). The agony of the French team in placing fourth. I wanted to give him (the anchor of the French team who just couldn't do it)a hug.

Watching athletes break in endurance races…I can't look away.

Bored (#1,111)

And despite (because of?) Copyranter's questioning of spine and manhood generally, Crosby scores the OT gold medal winning goal! Best game of hockey I've seen in a while.

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