January 1

At Philadelphia -8.5 Washington The bad dream's over in Philadelphia. Fire Andy Reid! PICK: EAGLES

At Atlanta -11.5 Tampa Bay I wish they'd open a Waffle House for us in Brooklyn, NYC. PICK: BUCCANEERS

San Francisco -10.5 At St. Louis Rams will probably fire Coach Spagnuolo and the Giants will hire him. PICK: RAMS

Thursday, September 8

At Green Bay -4 New Orleans Last two Champions On not-yet-frozen tundra. Pack still hung over. PICK: SAINTS

Sunday, September 11

At Baltimore -2.5 Pittsburgh Were it possible The final score might be in Negative numbers. PICK: RAVENS

At Tampa Bay -1.5 Detroit Lions are sleepers. As may be many viewers Who watch this game. PICK: LIONS

"Fif states he’s on 'it' But whatever 'it' may be 'It' is not the beat" —Ego Trip reviews eight new rap songs in haiku and it is just the thing today.