Posts Tagged: haiku

Robopoetics: The Complete Operator's Manual

Here’s a game: which of these poems was written by a human, and which by a computer?

A wounded deer leaps highest, I've heard the daffodil I've heard the flag to-day I've heard the hunter tell; 'Tis but the ecstasy of death, And then the brake is almost done, And sunrise grows so near sunrise grows so near That we can touch the despair and frenzied hope of all the ages.


Red flags the reason for pretty flags. And ribbons. Ribbons of flags And wearing material Reason for wearing material. Give pleasure. Can you give me the regions. The regions and the land. The regions and wheels. All [...]

Haikus About Rap

"Fif states he’s on 'it' But whatever 'it' may be 'It' is not the beat" Ego Trip reviews eight new rap songs in haiku and it is just the thing today.


Football Pick Haikus For Week 17

January 1

At Philadelphia -8.5 Washington The bad dream's over in Philadelphia. Fire Andy Reid! PICK: EAGLES

At Atlanta -11.5 Tampa Bay I wish they'd open a Waffle House for us in Brooklyn, NYC. PICK: BUCCANEERS

San Francisco -10.5 At St. Louis Rams will probably fire Coach Spagnuolo and the Giants will hire him. PICK: RAMS


Football Pick Haikus

Thursday, September 8

At Green Bay -4 New Orleans Last two Champions On not-yet-frozen tundra. Pack still hung over. PICK: SAINTS

Sunday, September 11

At Baltimore -2.5 Pittsburgh Were it possible The final score might be in Negative numbers. PICK: RAVENS

At Tampa Bay -1.5 Detroit Lions are sleepers. As may be many viewers Who watch this game. PICK: LIONS