10/19 8:25 ET Kansas City -3 At Oakland
Chiefs probably win
10/22 1:00 ET Tennessee -6 At Cleveland
These teams play once a
Week against each other in
Hell’s hottest circle
10/22 1:00 ET Jacksonville -3 At Indianapolis
Instead of watching
This game take some little kids
to the library
10/22 1:00 ET At Pittsburgh -5.5 Cincinnati
I think the Bengals
Took the last couple of weeks
Off to find themselves
10/22 1:00 ET At Minnesota -5.5 Baltimore
These two purple teams!
One will win and one will lose!\
Both will be purple.
10/22 1:00 ET At Miami -3 NY Jets
Some how the refs will
Come up with some new way of
Helping the Jets lose
10/22 1:00 ET At Buffalo -3 Tampa Bay
I think all home games
For the Bills should be played in
A row with huge snow
10/22 1:00 ET Carolina -3 At Chicago
The Panthers have been
A little disappointing but
The Bears are straight poo
10/22 1:00 ET New Orleans -5.5 At Green Bay
Aaron Rodgers is
Injured and so the Packers
Will not win this game
10/22 1:00 ET LA Rams (At London) -3.5 Arizona
All the games they send
To London are utter trash.
Both these teams are weak.
10/22 4:05 ET Dallas -6 At San Francisco
This used to be a
Great rivalry but now it’s
Like monkeys pooing
10/22 4:05 ET Seattle -5.5 At NY Giants
5 and a half points?
Why is it this week’s spread for
Like half of the games?
10/22 4:25 ET At LA Chargers -1.5 Denver
This game should only
Be televised on the dead
Clown TV channel
10/22 8:30 ET At New England -3.5 Atlanta
It is rematch time!
Too bad both Super Bowl teams
Look kind of weary
10/23 8:30 ET At Philadelphia -5 Washington
The Eagles will win
This game unless Washington
Does which would be bad
This week, do something nice for someone you barely know for practically no reason like Dave Bry used to do all the time.