Tuesday - June 2, 2009
She won't have what he's having
by Balk
 

Columnist Objects To Coconut Facial  @1:00 PM

Some lady in Chicago was not amused by the Enimem/Bruno stunt at Sunday's MTV Movie Awards: "Quite frankly, why would anyone want someone else's coconuts in their face . .. especially in public? The crowd was laughing … I wasn't!" 7

Monday - June 1, 2009

Eminem Gets An Assface  @9:45 AM

The verdict on last night's "excitement" at the MTV Movie awards: Eh. "Was it staged? Most likely. Eminem is a master pitchmen, and he's used his homophobic tag to move records before (see the Grammys' 2001 performance with Elton John). But if it was planned, Emimen should have stuck around and had more fun with the moment. After all, storming out was the obvious move, and what we'd expect from Em (as is much of 'Relapse')." 11

Friday - May 8, 2009
He's like the new Asher Roth
by Balk
 

New Eminem Album: Possibly Scottish  @11:42 AM

First impressions of Relapse, the new Eminem record: "There is a song that's about Mariah Carey, and it opens with Eminem aping either a Scottish brogue or a rasta accent. I can't tell the difference, although the song being called 'Bagpipes From Baghdad' makes me think he's affecting the former." 5