Paper, In Order

17. Wrapping
16. Toilet
15. News
14. Towel (included only because it should be called towelpaper)
13. Fly
12. Construction
11. Rice
10. Printer
9. Tissue
8. Origami
7. Sand
6. Ruled
5. Rolling
4. Wax
3. Wall
2. Butcher
1. Blotting

Edith Zimmerman edits The Hairpin and is 100% sure there are no papers she left off this list.

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