Thursday, March 1st, 2012
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Fictional Characters I Would Like To Cast In A Reality Show

(possibly set in a hair salon)
1. Adriana La Cerva
2. Lily Bart
3. "God" (lol)
4. Kitty Pryde
5. Emma Frost
6. Maeby Fünke
7. Ozma of Oz
8. The protagonists of Pulling
9. Jem

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deepomega (#1,720)

SEXIST SEXIST SEXIST

whizz_dumb (#10,650)

@deepomega Wait, are you saying God is a woma…OH MY GOD FICTIONAL GOD COULD BE A WOMAN!

deepomega (#1,720)

Also, joke about how all reality show stars are fictional characters maybe.

@deepomega – And, joke about how all reality show stars' character is fictional.

Billy Joe MacAllister! (before she jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge).

Van Buren Boy (#1,233)

The Dowager Countess would bring every other cast member to tears within minutes.

dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

“It can be both, but people like to reduce it to one or the other. I know there are the two masks, Comedy and Drama, hanging together. But that’s not the way American audiences seem to break things down.”

Multiphasic (#411)

Anya Christina Emanuella Jenkins.

Matt (#26)

You put the whole thing before the jump?

melis (#1,854)

(possibly set in a hair salon) before the list proper ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

laurel (#4,035)

10. Logan

melis (#1,854)

11. Logan's Run

laurel (#4,035)

Kim Kardashian is overdue for Carousel.

whizz_dumb (#10,650)

You included Maeby Fünke? MARRY ME!

scrooge (#2,697)

Adriana was fictional?

ADRIANA! I knew she didn't just crawl off into those leaves and die.

~ swinton (#217,366)

YES YES PULLING YES!

lakonislate (#11,914)

1. Tony Soprano
2. Carmela Soprano
3. A.J. Soprano
4. Meadow Soprano
5. Janice Soprano
6. Dr. Jennifer Melfi
7. Christopher Moltisanti
8. Adriana La Cerva
9. Walter White

(All together in the same show of course)

cmcm (#22,589)

I actually feel like I might know at least one of the characters of pulling in real life, somehow. I'll let you know if they're available.

catalina (#222,924)

Pulling needs to be watched. By everyone.

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