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What If The Hunger Games Were Real?
Previously: An Illustrated Look At Some Of Literature's Near Brushes WIth Death and How To Write A Satirical Pop Culture Book Sold At Urban Outfitters
Jon Methven is the author of This Is Your Captain Speaking, due out in 2012 by Simon & Schuster. He can be reached here, or follow him on Twitter @jonmethven.
Barbarians R Us.
The same thing happened to me! That kid in the Burger King crown is a menace. Someone ought to do something about him…
Oryx and Crake – 'Barbarian Stomp'
Some of this was covered here already:
http://www.amazon.com/Hungry-Game-Spoof-ebook/dp/B007D92AZO/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1330179255&sr=8-5
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computer screen very shiny distracts oppinents while others kill them,
cord can trap prey,
downfall cant turn around to distract