Here is another way you are killing your sperm: "Working on a laptop wirelessly may hamper a man’s chances of fatherhood. In a study, sperm placed under a laptop connected to the internet through wi-fi suffered more damage than that kept at the same temperature but away from the wireless signal. The finding is important because previous worries about laptops causing infertility have focused on the heat generated by the machines."
Previously: Are You Killing Your Sperm With Food?
Fortunately, I try not to ejaculate all over myself before getting on my laptop.
(That comes later.)
A sentence spoken by many a politician in these digital times.
Rod Stewart lays his laptop on his stomach and it still kills his sperm.
I keep an airport extreme basestation on a shelf under my desk, six inches from the Little Wotan. I may as well use a radium pocket watch, as well.