Thursday, September 15th, 2011

Architects Our Last Loyal Allies in the War Against Birds

:("I don’t know of any architects out there who want to kill birds."
Oh, they do, with their great glass facades and alluring skyscrapers. They just won't admit it in public, because of America's strident bird sympathizers in our long war against our avian enemies. For now, New York City remains a bird death mill in which we slaughter 90,000 evil birds each year. It's a good beginning. But we won't truly be safe until we kill ALL the birds. Just remember: for every bird we nab with our attractive see-through buildings, two more birds circle our airports, desperate to crawl inside our jet engines.

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johnpseudonym (#1,452)

And look for Birdemic II: The Resurrection 3D in a discount DVD bin near you!

jolie (#16)

Well! I'm certainly glad to see you've reversed your position on these foul (sorry. It would have been worse if I'd used 'fowl' though.) creatures. KILL THE BIRDS. KILL THEM WITH FIRE AND ICE AND TALL BUILDINGS.

DMcK (#5,027)

But can we really afford to do this? Our troops are already overextended from the Moon War.

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