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A Tabulated Breakdown Of The U.S. Postal Service
Jon Methven is the author of This Is Your Captain Speaking, due out in 2012 by Simon & Schuster. He can be reached here, or follow him on Twitter @jonmethven.
Fax machine spam is a very, very real thing. When I worked at a retail place that had an office fax machine, we'd get like 3-5 "huge vacation deal!!!" spam faxes a week. And this wasn't in 1992; this was like three years ago.
Stampy the Postal Clown has 30 seconds to leave my house before I call 911 and grab my baseball bat.
Start charging $.44 per email and watch the cities burn.