Tuesday, July 12th, 2011

The Chupacabra Returns

It has been a good two months since we've had a decent sighting of a chupacabra—the mysterious, cryptid vampire that terrorizes livestock—so thank God for this fellow in Texas, who had the presence of mind to actually snap a photo. He himself doubts the existence of the legendary goat-sucker, but what does he know? It says here: chupacabra is real, and he is coming for your animals.

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BadUncle (#153)

That kind of chupacabra can't resist a feast of road runner.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

Mangy foxes are a myth.

kneetoe (#1,881)

There's no such thing as a chupacabra, but there is such a thing as a chupacabra look-alike.

Johnathan Farmer (#5,260)

goddammit! i live here. people already think we're crazy enough electing ron fucking paul all the time.

If you're looking for accurate, up-to-date, and complete information on the chupacabra, check out my new book "Tracking the Chupacabra: the Vampire Beast in Fact, Fiction, and Folklore," published by the University of New Mexico Press. It pretty much solves the mystery…



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