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Chupacabra Alert: Rochester, New York
"I was standing right there and it wasn't running from me. I almost ran from it. I thought it was a rat, but when it moves, it rises up and then it just walks like a dog."
—Rochester resident Greg Payne, tells the Democrat and Chronicle newspaper about "Dimples," one of two hideous-looking mystery creatures that live near his friend Gwyn Byrd's house. Byrd's grand-daughter took a photograph of Dimples last month, which Byrd hung up on a sign offering a $7 dollar reward for its capture. But she has since reneged on the offer.






Good to see the hometown in the headlines. (Urgh.)
Probably the most exciting thing to happen in this city.
The paper's poll offers "tiny rhinoceros" as an option.
Obviously.