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Members of Congress Who Have Totally Metal Names, In Order
20. Rep. Peter DeFazio (D-OR)
19. Rep. Terri Sewell (D-AL)
18. Rep. Zoe Lofgren (D-CA)
17. Rep. Diane Black (R-TN)
16. Sen. Roger Wicker (R-MS)
15. Rep. Elton Gallegly (R-CA)
14. Sen. Kay Hagan (D-NC)
13. Sen. Max Baucus (D-MT)
12. Rep. Niki Tsongas (D-MA)
11. Rep. Ander Crenshaw (R-FL)
10. Rep. Reid Ribble (R-WI)
9. Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-CA)
8. Sen. Saxby Chambliss (R-GA)
7. Rep. Morgan Griffith (R-VA)
6. Rep. Raul Grijalva (D-AZ)
5. Rep. Chip Cravaack (R-MN)
4. Del. Gregorio Sablan (D-North Mariana Islands)
3. Sen. Dean Heller (R-NV)
2. Sen. Jon Kyl (R-AZ)
1. Rep. Louise Slaughter (D-NY)
John Wenz does not have a very metal name. He does have a Tumblr. He’s not plugging it here. He can be reached here.
I would like to nominate Rep. Joe Heck (R-NV) to the Junior Varsity version of this listicle.
@Vicky Or how about an alumni version? I feel like Slade Gorton (formerly R-WA) deserves recognition here.
@Vicky I nominate Sen. Johnny Isakson (R-GA) to be the Dave Navarro to Saxby Chambliss's John Frusciante.
With all that power they should have voted themselves some umlauts.
Don't look at me, I voted for Mary Sue Dimmuborgir.
@Multiphasic It's also unfortunate that Rep. Hatefist McCorpsegrinder Jr. had to resign due to allegations of listening to weak-ass shit.
Diane Black, now that is a hot front-woman name if I ever heard one.
@whizzard The Voluptuous Horror of Diane Black
And who can forget the mighty Elwin Tinklenberg, who took on Michele Bachmann in 2008? Surely, he deserves something.
@hockeymom BRUTAL
@hockeymom You ain't seen nothing yet. Wait 'til Bachmann unveils her running mate, Mike Turner of Ohio's 3rd! That'll kick her candidacy into overdrive.
@SidAndFinancy Let it ride.
Tom Graves (R-GA)
MIKE CRAPO WAS ROBBED!