Monday, July 18th, 2011

Members of Congress Who Have Totally Metal Names, In Order

20. Rep. Peter DeFazio (D-OR)

19. Rep. Terri Sewell (D-AL)

18. Rep. Zoe Lofgren (D-CA)

17. Rep. Diane Black (R-TN)

16. Sen. Roger Wicker (R-MS)

15. Rep. Elton Gallegly (R-CA)

14. Sen. Kay Hagan (D-NC)

13. Sen. Max Baucus (D-MT)

12. Rep. Niki Tsongas (D-MA)

11. Rep. Ander Crenshaw (R-FL)

10. Rep. Reid Ribble (R-WI)

9. Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-CA)

8. Sen. Saxby Chambliss (R-GA)

7. Rep. Morgan Griffith (R-VA)

6. Rep. Raul Grijalva (D-AZ)

5. Rep. Chip Cravaack (R-MN)

4. Del. Gregorio Sablan (D-North Mariana Islands)

3. Sen. Dean Heller (R-NV)

2. Sen. Jon Kyl (R-AZ)

1. Rep. Louise Slaughter (D-NY)

Related: Members of Congress Whom I Would Have Preferred to Have Tweeted Photos of the Nouns in their Last Names

John Wenz does not have a very metal name. He does have a Tumblr. He’s not plugging it here. He can be reached here.

15 Comments / Post A Comment

Vicky (#7,168)

I would like to nominate Rep. Joe Heck (R-NV) to the Junior Varsity version of this listicle.

alexanne@twitter (#17,596)

@Vicky Or how about an alumni version? I feel like Slade Gorton (formerly R-WA) deserves recognition here.

@Vicky I nominate Sen. Johnny Isakson (R-GA) to be the Dave Navarro to Saxby Chambliss's John Frusciante.

Smitros (#5,315)

With all that power they should have voted themselves some umlauts.

Multiphasic (#411)

Don't look at me, I voted for Mary Sue Dimmuborgir.

Werner Hedgehog (#11,170)

@Multiphasic It's also unfortunate that Rep. Hatefist McCorpsegrinder Jr. had to resign due to allegations of listening to weak-ass shit.

whizz_dumb (#10,650)

Diane Black, now that is a hot front-woman name if I ever heard one.

SidAndFinancy (#4,328)

@whizzard The Voluptuous Horror of Diane Black

hockeymom (#143)

And who can forget the mighty Elwin Tinklenberg, who took on Michele Bachmann in 2008? Surely, he deserves something.

DMcK (#5,027)

@hockeymom BRUTAL

SidAndFinancy (#4,328)

@hockeymom You ain't seen nothing yet. Wait 'til Bachmann unveils her running mate, Mike Turner of Ohio's 3rd! That'll kick her candidacy into overdrive.

Smitros (#5,315)

@SidAndFinancy Let it ride.

Tom Graves (R-GA)

mmmark (#4,458)


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