30. "I'm the Kung Fu Master vs. The Sumo Wrestler
Got the beats in Manhattan you can hear in Westchester"
29. "I love it when you hit those switches
A curve ball's what my pitch is
So here we here we come
Like dum ditty dum
I keep all five boroughs in stitches"
—"The Negotiation Limerick File"
27. "I live in The Village wherever I go I walk to
I keep my friends around so I have someone to talk to"
—"Mike On The Mic (B-Boy Bouillabaisse)"
26. "I got books with hooks and it looks like rain
Would someone on the Knicks please drive the lane"
25. "I got my hair cut correct like Anthony Mason
Then I ride the I.R.T. right up to Penn Station
Penn Station up on 8th Ave.
Listen all y'all you get the ball bath"
—"B-boys Makin' With the Freak Freak"
24. "Like a buffalo soldier I'm broader than Broadway
Keep keepin' on I don't care what they say"
—"Hello Brooklyn (B-Boy Bouillabaisse)"
22. "I'm a hip hop scholar while you're left back
So Jeckle and Rush go back to LeFrak"
21. "Kings County is my stomping ground
The Albee Square Mall, Brooklyn, Downtown"
—"Hey Fuck You"
20. "While I'm politickin' at Murray's Cheese Shop
Believe what you heard when you talk"
17. "Went before the judge he sent me to the Brooklyn House of D
He said you behave son or we'll throw away the key"
—"High Plains Drifter"
16. "We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back
We began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze's back"
14. "Like George Whipple on New York One
Got a hairy ass and that's no fun"
—"That’s It That’s All"
13. "I'll be in the paper, the news with Ernie Anastos
They'll even print my recipe for pasta with pesto"
—"Finger Lickin’ Good"
12. "Fresh dressed 'cause I shop at Modell's
Deep in Brooklyn and I rode the els"
—"The Hard Way"
11. "So many wack M.C.'s
You get the T.V. bozack
Ain't even gonna call out your names 'cause you're so wack
But one big oaf whose faker than plastic
A dictionary definition of the word spastic"
10. "He knows the time with the fresh Gucci watch
He’s even more over than my mayor Ed Koch"
9. "Every mornin' took the train to the High Street Station
Doin' homework on the train what a fucked up situation"
6. "Pick pocket gangsters paying their debts
I caught a bullet in the lung from Bernard Goetz"
—"Stop That Train (B-Boy Bouillabaisse)"
4. "Look over here, like I live in Hell?
I'm running wild like rats in Taco Bell"
—"Long Burn The Fire"
3. "Because being bad news is what we're all about
We went to White Castle and we got thrown out"
1. "Yo, man, Cookiepuss there?
Cookiepuss, I want to speak to Cookiepuss, man
No, noboby here by that name"
John Ore is a writer, a poet, a genius, I know it.