Monday, May 2nd, 2011
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Popular Aspects of Celebrities And/Or Gadgets, in Ascending Order

| May 2nd, 2011

• authentic

• virus-free

• attainable

• exclusive

• compatible

• popular

• English-speaking

• endorsed

• cool

• original

• smart

• easy

• intense

• fun

• budget-conscious

• fancy

• urban

• sexy

• thin

• black

• pink (but really white)



Richard Morgan has a first-generation iPhone jailbroken for T-Mobile. It is silver and scruffy with a text-message stuttering problem.

Tags:
Branding, Columnists, Gadgets, iPhone, Marketing, No Fats No Femmes, Products, Richard Morgan, The Heart And/Or Wallet Wants What It Wants, Things, This Thing Is Like That Thing

9 Comments / Post A Comment

Carl Hess@twitter (#11,024)

Um, you totally forgot "magical."

Posted on May 2, 2011 at 5:32 pm
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KarenUhOh (#19)

You'll get sick of trying to figure it out and probably lose it but don't worry there'll be a new one next year.

Posted on May 2, 2011 at 5:48 pm
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Dave Bry (#422)

This is just like that Radiohead song from "Okay Computer."

Posted on May 2, 2011 at 5:48 pm
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Don Is (#10,212)

@Dave Bry Fond, but not in love.

Posted on May 2, 2011 at 6:34 pm
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whizz_dumb (#10,650)

Addictive

Posted on May 2, 2011 at 7:20 pm
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Bowyia (#11,613)

Larger than life.

Posted on May 2, 2011 at 10:14 pm
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Tulletilsynet (#333)

Being popular should have scored higher as a quality that makes celebrities and gadgets popular.

Posted on May 3, 2011 at 3:52 am
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dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

LiLo's iPhone's Zygote Xylophone. NOT POPULAR

Posted on May 3, 2011 at 9:32 am
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David Kirby (#11,655)

beautiful

Posted on May 3, 2011 at 11:05 am
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