Monday, May 2nd, 2011

Popular Aspects of Celebrities And/Or Gadgets, in Ascending Order

• authentic

• virus-free

• attainable

• exclusive

• compatible

• popular

• English-speaking

• endorsed

• cool

• original

• smart

• easy

• intense

• fun

• budget-conscious

• fancy

• urban

• sexy

• thin

• black

pink (but really white)

Richard Morgan has a first-generation iPhone jailbroken for T-Mobile. It is silver and scruffy with a text-message stuttering problem.

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Carl Hess@twitter (#11,024)

Um, you totally forgot "magical."

KarenUhOh (#19)

You'll get sick of trying to figure it out and probably lose it but don't worry there'll be a new one next year.

Dave Bry (#422)

This is just like that Radiohead song from "Okay Computer."

Don Is (#10,212)

@Dave Bry Fond, but not in love.

whizz_dumb (#10,650)


Bowyia (#11,613)

Larger than life.

Tulletilsynet (#333)

Being popular should have scored higher as a quality that makes celebrities and gadgets popular.

dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

LiLo's iPhone's Zygote Xylophone. NOT POPULAR

David Kirby (#11,655)


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