Thursday, May 12th, 2011
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British Woman's Buttocks Scrutinized

Here is an analysis of how the Daily Mail solves the problem of "how to optimise for the high-volume search term 'Pippa Middleton’s arse'." And here you will find an argument that newspapers write about Pippa Middleton's arse (or, as we have it here, "Pippa Middleton's ass" or "Pippa Middleton's rear end" or "Pippa Middleton amazing ass" or "great ass Pippa Middleton" or "Pippa Middleton rump ass bottom backside" or "woman from Royal Wedding ass" —Enough already, we get the joke. –Ed.) because that's what people want to read about: They want to read about Pippa Middleton's fantastic ass. Also they want to see pictures or photos. As well they should!

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Matt (#26)

Pretty much just tune your web browser to summerofmegadeth.tumblr.com (EXCEPT FOR ONE DISSENTER WHO WE'D TOTALLY KICK OUT IF EVERYONE WASN'T AN ADMIN ALREADY).

Miles Klee (#3,657)

@Matt DAT TRAITOR

Art Yucko (#1,321)

#THIS IS PIPPABLOGGIN'

Matt (#26)

Also, was the "ed." in this case yourself??

freetzy (#7,018)

It really is a lovely ass though.

Brad Nelson (#2,115)

This is maybe where I reference a Diddy song that Matt doesn't like but which is, regardless, "relevant."

Matt (#26)

That song sucks and is not worthy of the subject matter, dude.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

"Prolly find one of dem I-Like-Bard-type-girls"

Matt (#26)

Whoever 'liked' all these comments is my hero.

holycalamity (#1,234)

There's no better SEO than writing about SEOs. Also, mentioning Lindsay Lohan, tits, sex tape and Gossip Girl episode recap.

@holycalamity This comment is trending.

freetzy (#7,018)

@holycalamity Let's talk about page rank.

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