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Morrissey Has A Lot To Say
Morrissey is in agreement with his former bandmate Johnny Marr: British Prime Minister David Cameron is not allowed to like the Smiths. He also claims to have written 660 pages of a forthcoming memoir!
"Cameron, I Dislike You"
Weird, I am listening to Bona Drag at this very moment.
"He Knows I'd Love To See Him (Get Kicked In The Balls)"
Cameron's in good company. All 1.3 billion Chinese (who Morrissey called a "subspecies") are also not allowed to like the Smiths.
I thought I'd already read his memoir….."and if you have 5 seconds to spare, ill tell you the story of my life. 16, clumsy and shy. I booked myself in at the y……….w…c….aaaaaaaa. I said I like it here can I stay? I said I like it here can I stay…?… and do you have a vacancy for a back sccccrubba?"
Sexual escapades do pad the page count.