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British PM Banned From Smiths Fandom
David Cameron, stop saying that you like The Smiths, no you don't. I forbid you to like it.
Johnny Marr
Johnny_Marr
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Heaven knows I'm miserable now.
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before.
That joke isn't funny anymore.
Please let me tweet what I want.
But Morrissey is a bit of a Tory, is he not?
Is he rairly?
Some Fans Are Bigger Than Others
William Hague It Was Really Nothing.
Bigmouth Strikes Again
Clearly too much caffeine in Mr. Marr's bloodstream. And, most likely, a lack of real spice in his life.
What difference does it make?
Well, I think the sun shines out of his behind.
You just haven't earned it yet baby.
Barbarism Begins At Home…
As the flames rose
to his Roman nose
and his Walkman
started to melt…