NASA/Goddard/Arizona State UniversityFrom the folks at NASA, here is a picture of the moon's ass. It is exactly as unattractive as one would expect of a LITERAL WASTE OF SPACE. God, I hate you so much, you stupid moon. DIE ALREADY. [Via]
There's someone in your head, but it's not me.
IT'S A WEATHER BALLOON FLOWN BY THE GHOST OF TED KENNEDY.
Now, would those be bacne or assne marks.
It's dimpled cottage cheese.
I knew it! Balk is actually C.S. Lewis, Jr.!
You don't mess around with God's America.
Every one of those craters represents a previous, failed attempt to destroy my beloved moon.
The backside is crustier.
No image of the moon's taint?
#WAYS IN WHICH THE MOON IS LIKE YOUR MOM
The moon is mooning us? Now I'm really mad.
If we insult that thing any more it might just get riled up and human us.
But… but… dont hate it, we need the moon. If we had no moon, then we wouldn't be able to explain the tides going in and out. And then Bill O'Reilly would be right. Which would be… weird.
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