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Get excited for summer, because experts are predicting a bedbug infestation explosion. "I firmly believe that this year is going to be worse than last year," says researcher Jeffrey White. There is also this, which is news to me and extremely disturbing: "Check your laptop. The bedbugs are attracted to the heat and body oils on the computer." GAH. I suppose I will have to re-read this piece soon. I'm already itchy with anticipation.





Sweet cherry pancakes, this doesn't exactly make me want to run to catch my train to New York this weekend. Or have the critters all died over the winter? (she asked hopefully)
This reminds me of the Third Socratic Paradox:
You're stranded on a bed bug-infested mattress on a platform surrounded by leach-infested water. Do you stay on the mattress?
Just wait till the bedbugs and the stinkbugs COMBINE.
So long as they don't merge with earwigs, it's all good.
Every article about bedbugs needs a link to this Dinosaur Comics, just to disgust you EVEN MORE:
http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1604
INSTITUTIIONALIZED STAB RAPES!!!