49 World Leaders' Fake Twitters, In Descending Order Of Entertainment Value
Extraordinary that US Congressman forced to quit over shirtless photo. In Russia we do not censure random acts of manliness.
Dmitry Medvedev
MrMedvedev
Dear America: Please pay your taxes! #helpabrotherout
Fake Hamid Karzai
FakeHamidKarzai
Estou aqui deitada com as pernas pro ar assistindo Passione, o Lula também está aqui fazendo massagem nos meus joanetes. Cansaço…
Dilma Rousseff
diImabr
Translation: I'm lying here with my legs in the air watching Passione, Lula is also here to massage my bunions. Sleepy…
Happy International Woman's Day! Now go make me a sandwich.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
M_Ahmadinejad
Train back to London y'day, One could not wait for the press to piss off so One could sit in back and pop the top of that Stella.
Elizabeth v2.0
TheFuckingQueen
State of the Nation. Not my favorite day of the year. This could go so much faster if they'd just let me use words like 'screwed'.
Jacob Zuma
jacobzuma
Under the penal code, suspects who have committed grave criminal offences can get away with them by bribing the Judge.
Mzee Mwai Kibaki
MwaiKibaki
Des manifestants pro-Moubarak? Ouaah c'est super ça. Pourquoi dans les manifs chez nous y a jamais des partisans pro-Sarkozy? #injustice
Nicolas Sarkozy
_NicolasSarkozy
Translation: There are pro-Mubarak protesters? Whoa, that's awesome. How come in the demonstrations here there are never any pro-Sarkozy supporters?
Ok people I'm off to bed cuz there are some reforms need to be done. @HusniMobarak Text me on my US no. whenever you want to come.
King Abdullah
KingAbduIlah
We are so progressive that by 2020… all Rwandan MPs will be women. Women are… much easier for me to manage #Rwanda
His Excellency
PaulKagamePR
We don't need a Tsunami like Japan to accomplish what it did to the country. A dozen of our MPs should suffice.
Dr Manmohan Singh
DrYumYumSingh
Every day above ground is a good day.
Kim Jong Il
ImKimJongIl
Demonstrations in Baghdad and other cities in Iraq. Why would anyone need electricity, water, security, etc. when they have freedom?
Nouri Al Maliki
NouriMaliki
komplett verschlafen f****** h*** #casualfriday
Micheline Calmy-Rey
MCalmyRey
Translation: completely overslept. Fucking hate #casualfriday
To my loyal followers: happy new year. To the American idiots: suck it.
Omar al-Bashir
Omar_alBashir
The planes heading to #libya are loaded with first aid products not weapons I promise!!!
Muammar Al Gaddafi
MuammarLGaddafi
CALMA PUEBLO…. AQUÍ ESTOY PARA GOBERNARLOS!
Sebastián Piñera
theCLpresident
Translation: QUIET VILLAGE…. I AM HERE TO RULE YOU!
Mubarak must learn to be a man of the people like I am. Just had great chat with my gardener about the automatic transmission in my Merc.
Robert Mugabe
RealRobMugabe
Sidenote, anyone wanna to help me with my farmville?
Najib Tun Razak
1MyNajibRazak
I've been playing "Labour" Jenga. After the collapse everyone denies any involvement in causing the crash. #ukuncut
The FakeDave Cameron
David_CameronPM
Spiser penicillin og c-vitaminer på harde livet. Har ikke tid til å bli smittet med Downs syndrom rett før kommunevalget.
Not Jens Stoltenberg
tullejens
Translation: Eating penicillin and C vitamins for dear life. Do not have time to be infected with Down syndrome just before the local elections.
Mubarak renunció. Obviamente, el güey no sabe taparle un ojo al buey. Ofrezco clases privadas.
Felipe Calderón
PresidenteDeMX
Translation: Mubarak resigned. Obviously, the idiot does not know how to cover a bullseye. I offer private lessons.
Adorava fazer amor com uma jornalista e mostrar-lhe a minha potência invencível.
José 'Bot' Sócrates
socratesbot
Translation: I love making love with a journalist and showing her my invincible power
Tikko izteicu oficiālu līdzjūtību Jaunzēlandei. Kāds nezina, kas tur notika?
Valdis Zatlers
ZaldisVatlers
Translation: Just made an official sympathy for New Zealand. Someone know what happened there?
I'm going to replace all stamps in government offices with these, http://cl.ly/4EGe
John Key
JohnKey_PM
وين بشار؟ :-) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Assad_family.jpg
Fake Bashar Al-Assad
fakebasharassad
Translation: Wayne Bashir?
ANZ attacking our independent judiciary. The one that won't call me illegal. Very independent.
Frank Bainimarama
Bainimarama
Mi gobierno está comprometido con la propiedad privada y las libertades civiles, y también con el Día de los Inocentes
No Hugo Chávez
HugoChavezF
Translation: My government is committed to private property and civil liberties, and also to April Fool's Day
Guk Glakk! Ruoaugh!
Zombie Barack Obama
zombama
Слово "увімкни" легше написати ніж вимовити!
Viktor Yanukovych
yanukovych_fake
Translation: The word "check" is easier to write than to say!
One thing that is very important in whatever you do is honesty. If you are not honest, you will never leave in peace, Just look at me
Yahya Jammeh
YayaJammeh
I could swear there were bagels in the fridge yesterday.
Not Steve Harper
pmoharper
Nobody saved me a paczki! One of these cardinals is getting his ass fired today.
PopeBenny
PopeBenny
Goedemorgen! Garfield heeft altijd gelijk.
Mark Rutte
Mark_Rutte
Translation: Good morning! Garfield is always right.
@MuammarLGaddafi I sent what you asked for & if I don't answer you in a couple days that means im unemployed.
Ali Abdullah Saleh
AliAbdulahSaleh
Have a Cabinet Meeting in 30 minutes. I have to brief my cabinet on this whole "coup" situation.
Meles Zenawi Asres
Meles_Zenawi
Bench; a piece of furniture that typically offers seating for several people….Ummm… We'll see.
Enda Kenny
RealTaoiseach
In Eritrea its always a happy ending. Ask my people, they are always happy when I end their lives after 3 months of torture.#eritrea#torture
Isaias Afewerki
alivebutuseless
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Silvio Berlusconi
S_BerlusconiPM
TOP-NEWS: Die Bundesrepublik Deutschland wird als erstes Land der europäischen Staatengemeinschaft die #Nacktdusche einführen.
Angela Merkel
Angie_Merkel
Translation: TOP NEWS: The Federal Republic of Germany will launch the first of the European community, the #nudeshower.
Missing President Bush…
Benjamin Netanyahu
BenNetanyahu
I am keeping my election promise There will be a carbon tax. What I promised was no carbon tacks. #auspol
Julia Gillard
Julia_GillardPM
最近比较烦比较忙比较乱，TX们！我们不会搞多党制的，我们绝不搞真正的民主！哈哈哈哈
胡锦涛,Hu jintao
hujintao_real
Translation:chaotic and busy, TX them! We will not engage in multi-party system, we must not engage in a real democracy! Ha ha ha ha
Oh yeah I'm getting #Microsoft 600,000 US$ in my #Swiss #Bank account. They thought I'm gonna give it to #pkfloods victims – huh – #Suckers
Asif Ali Zardari
pakistanzardari
SMS fra Grev Ingolf: "Er blevet fan af oppossumen Heidi på Facebook. Lækkert lille dyr!"
Vi ville også hellere se på Heidi.
Margrethe II Rex
Queen_DK
Translation:MS from Count Ingolf: "Have been a fan of oppossum Heidi on Facebook. Exquisite little creature!" We would rather look at Heidi.
Johan, ne me quitte pas!
Albert II van België
KingAlbertII
Translation: Johan! Don't leave me yet!
Tengan un feliz fin de semana amigosh!! nOS vemos en alguna casa de masajes ;=)
Fernando Lugo
LugoshOfficial
Translation: Have a good weekend friends. See you in the massage parlor ☺
Amigas y amigos, hermanas y hermanos, bendiciones para todos y que pacen un excelente domingo
Laura Chinchilla
SantaLaurita
Translation: Friends, brothers and sisters: blessings to all and have an excellent Sunday
Goodluck Flash developers!
Goodluck Jonathan
goodluckjonathn
Abby Seiff spends her time very unwisely. Also, Fake Vladimir Putin hasn't Tweeted yet.
Sweet, Latvia made the list. Paldies!
At least Goodluck Jonathan seems to have given it up.
At least I don't slather on makeup like a trollop, #ukuncut
Really? Nobody can make a decent fake Silvio Berlusconi? REALLY???
Calderon is mistranslated. It means "he doesn't know how to cover the ox's eye," not the bullseye. If that's an idiomatic expression that implies more than it states, I don't know about it. (My experience with oxen is also too limited to hazard a guess.) "Ox-eye" in Spanish also means porthole, like on a ship, but fake Calderon's tweet isn't phrased right for that meaning.
Just curious, how do you translate "tullejens"?
Dmitry Medvedev is such a hot daddy.