21 Blasters, Ranked In Order Of Apparent Usefulness
21. Batter Blaster, ready-to-cook pancake and waffle batter
20. 2003's Blaster computer worm
19. Commie Blaster, a Communist-exposing website
18. Search Engine Blaster, an Internet marketing service
16. Star Wars Jango Fett Blaster, a toy weapon
15. Turbo Jam Fat Blaster, a fitness DVD
14. Creative Sound Blaster World of Warcraft Wireless Headset
13. Salad Blaster, a plastic food-storage container
12. Yamaha Blaster, an all-terrain vehicle
11. Transformers Action Master Blaster, an action figure
10. Tigi Rockaholic Rock Out Shine Blaster, hair serum
9. Ghettoblaster, a music and culture magazine
8. Completely Bare Bikini Bump Blaster, medicated pads for the prevention of ingrown hairs
7. Sleep Blaster, an alarm-clock iPhone application
6. Profoot Callus Blaster, a foot-smoothing gel
5. Burglar Blaster, an electronic pepper-spray system
4. Math Blaster, an educational children's game
2. SpywareBlaster, security software
1. Bug Blaster, an insect-control hose nozzle
L.V. Anderson lives in Brooklyn.
No Master Blaster from Mad Max?
Sad. This list is beyond Thunderdome.
That would be a ranking of just "Blaster" right? Master Blaster was two different people.
And also? No Cremaster Blaster 2.
blaster? i hardly even etc.
Or the Blasters. But that might be a different list.
As far as I'm concerned, The Blasters should be on every list.
Ass Blaster at #17? Shameful.
Don't even get me started on Action Masters. "A Transformer that doesn't transform? YES! Let's give that shit to a child on Christmas morning! Wait, that's a terrible idea? Uh, what about the gun? Can we do something with that" I mean, honestly.
Elite Marshmallow Blaster.
Eh, the whole list is clumsy and random.
YOU'RE clumsy and random!
No need to blast her list like that.
"Star Wars", people, come on! "Not as clumsy or random as a blaster" etc.
The pan-galactic gargle blaster should clearly be number one.
I have the real #1 right here. Thanks, Meat Cat!