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Monday, February 28, 2011

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Everyone Else to Follow on Twitter: @NekoCase, @BlakeHounshell and More

She made herself ill eating cat shit then "pressure washed" the inside of my truck with spray poo. The "turducken" of shit! #ZERORESALEVALUESun Feb 27 03:37:29 via Twitter for iPhone

To wrap up our bizarre choice to highlight a person on Twitter each day this month, let us end with the x-number of people you really should follow on Twitter for a well-rounded life. For starters, Neko Case! The ongoing stories of Liza the dog are worth it alone.

Liza said tonights songwriting efforts were "flaccid"and "uninspired".She told me I was a hack and that she wanted a chicken treat.Mon Feb 28 06:25:17 via Twitter for iPhone

Liza wants to see some growth. Something daring and with cat's buttholes in it. I need to "become the woman a was whelped to be".(her words)Sun Feb 27 03:19:38 via Twitter for iPhone

I mean: wildly exceeds expectations, right???

In more serious news, Blake Hounshell is overwhelming but if you want to intently follow on along on issues from Libya to Oman, he is your man.

Check @iyad_elbaghdadi's stream for the latest inside dope from Libya. He seems to be tapping the Qaddafis' phones.less than a minute ago via Twitter for Mac

For issues in artistry and the expurgation of anxiety, it's Colson Whitehead, natch.

If you wrote your thesis on Blade Runner, you were pretty much jerking off.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

For the politics more local and transactional, obviously Ben Smith.

If you're in NYC, I'll be participating in convo on "the role of money in our lives" at the Public Theater tonight http://is.gd/umK0C6less than a minute ago via Tweetie for Mac

And for the local more financial, it's Heidi Moore.

Warren Buffett is looking for cos to buy. He didn't even use a porny metaphor this time, so you know he's serious. http://bloom.bg/ghpe9HMon Feb 28 13:40:20 via web

And I honestly don't know who Ahmad Bilal is but he cracks me up.

Yeah, that's what all the hot guys are doing at 3am on Wednesdays. Eating cottage cheese in pajamas, explaining "swag" to their friends.less than a minute ago via Mobile Web

And for all your breaking celebrity non-news?

I, for one, am now willing to follow Charlie Sheen onto whatever comet he says will take us to Planet Winning. Missheen accomplished.less than a minute ago via web

At long last, yes, there is our in-development Twitter list of Awlers. Merry Christmas. Now delete your Twitter account and get off the Internet.

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CatsInBags
CatsInBags (#3,656)

For the Foreign Policy Nerds...Its kind of a fun day to start following Blake...Little bit of a kerfuffle happening here: http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2011/02/28/seymour_hersh_whowhatwhy/index.html

Matthew Phelan
Matthew Phelan (#10,133)

Speaking as the Awl-reader who wrote that piece, I'd like to mention something borderline newsworthy that I neglected to put in my WhoWhatWhy/Salon.com-sanctioned piece of Media Criticism®.

Blake Hounshell (and it would appear the entirety of the "Foreign Policy" staff) seems to have felt it unimportant to fairly publicize Hersh's ameliorating statements about the Knights of Malta---which were made in literally the next breath, judging from the transcript Blake Hounshell posted after his initial salvo:

Look, Knights of Malta does great stuff. They do a lot of charity work; so does Opus Dei. It's a very extreme, extremely religious, Roman Catholic sect, if you will [...]

[ The rest is here, and I really encourage you all to read it: http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2011/01/22/transcript_the_obamabush_foreign_policies_why_cant_america_change?page=0,1 ]

In that ellipsis, for the record, is a very adorable, avuncular, 1960's reference to a joke about Werner Von Braun, wherein Hersh would appear to have confused Tom Lehrer and Mort Sahl.

God that Hersh! What an asshole, AMIRITE? PPL?

The problem is that Hersh is trying to reference a song (He calls it a ditty) that Tom Leher wrote, and not the quip Sahl made prior:
http://lightbucket.wordpress.com/2008/03/15/thats-not-my-department-says-wernher-von-braun/

Clearly, we can't trust Seymour Hersh to remember the authorship of a decades old joke about a Nazi rocket scientist. But fortunately, we can trust Blake Hounshell to use the internet to score cheap points on a septuagenarian investigative reporter.

(In fairness, I promise to leave open to the possibility that Hounshell is an obsessive 30-something-year-old Mort Sahl fan. I mean, I watched A LOT of "Get Smart" on Nick@Nite growing up. We live in postmodern times.)

It's been over a month since Hounshell published the 1st half of his Hersh transcript, and he's yet to put out part two. I respect that a huge chunk of North Africa is undergoing regime change and Hounshell has to cover it.

However, I still think it's a little inexcusable to say a man gave "a rambling, conspiracy-laden diatribe" when it's pretty clear from your own transcript that he's trying to explain a dynamic between intense religious belief in the military and a "tremendous amount of anti-Muslim feeling" noticed by talking to members of the military.

I've also done enough transcribing in my life to know you could make anyone speaking off-the-cuff or conversationally sound like they are rambling.

I think it's especially great when that happens just because the interviewer treats their subject's words like Canonical Literature.

Perhaps you have read such an interview? In a music-related zine? Or web-zine?

Matthew Phelan
Matthew Phelan (#10,133)

According to my browser: I've attempted to correct the spelling of Braun's name to "Wernher von Braun" twice and failed, losing my Thomas Pynchon merit badge in the process.

Matthew Phelan
Matthew Phelan (#10,133)

Among other typos—and a lost blockquoting joke that was not half bad.

CatsInBags
CatsInBags (#3,656)

I have to admit I was surprised by Hounshell's stance. While Sy, as you point out, sometimes oversteps --- or over-vernacularizes --- he's been pretty spot on for years. To be honest though, I hadn't thought about it much since FP published those pieces...That is until I was flipping around the radio when I caught some anti-Islamic vitriol on the FM waves...Turns out it was none other then General Boykin, going out winning hearts and minds. If you have an hour -- taken a listen to his talk with Dr. James Dobson...Here's a link to his talk: http://www.myfamilytalk.com//Broadcasts/Broadcast.aspx?i=63805398-8354-42b4-9889-b5a13a31cbb5

and a link to Boykin's organization "Kingdom Warrior Ministries" http://www.kingdomwarriors.net/about.php

oh brother.

Matthew Phelan
Matthew Phelan (#10,133)

Word. My pastor actually showed me that radio segment, aghast, late last week.

(Joking. I’m actually a Scientologist.)

But seriously: Don’t you just love how Blake dismisses Boykin’s case by saying “anecdotes are not data,” as if Boykin was like an errant platoon commander and not the United States Deputy Undersecretary of Defense for Intelligence with a 36-year career in the military?

Also, not to get all “former Assistant Editor at Chemical Engineering magazine” on this but:

It really bugs me when people in the social sciences act like they even have “data” to work with. Stop jocking the hard sciences, you guys! Why not ask if Boykin is more than an exception? Why not ask the same thing about Lt Col Gareth Brandl? It’s just so damn lazy seeming to me.

My personal feeling on this whole thing is that Blake just fucked up this time and to protect FP’s brand, they all circled the wagons and rushed to cover their bases as quickly as possible. It’s kinda ugly. Most of it feels like sophistry to me, but I’m not about to accuse them of that (and I’m about OD’ed on this topic).

I just hope Hersh’s book comes out and is good, so I don’t have to bury my own Salon piece with some sleazy SEO “reputation defending” service.

oh brother, indeed.

#oversteppin
#toomuchvernacular

Matthew Phelan
Matthew Phelan (#10,133)

(I'm not really a Scientologist, if that isn't obvious.)

sorry your heinous

I kept hoping @pourmecoffee would show up, but alas.

caw_caw
caw_caw (#5,641)

We may need a Twitter suggestion box

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