She made herself ill eating cat shit then "pressure washed" the inside of my truck with spray poo. The "turducken" of shit! #ZERORESALEVALUE
Liza said tonights songwriting efforts were "flaccid"and "uninspired".She told me I was a hack and that she wanted a chicken treat.
Liza wants to see some growth. Something daring and with cat's buttholes in it. I need to "become the woman a was whelped to be".(her words)
I mean: wildly exceeds expectations, right???
In more serious news, Blake Hounshell is overwhelming but if you want to intently follow on along on issues from Libya to Oman, he is your man.
Check @iyad_elbaghdadi's stream for the latest inside dope from Libya. He seems to be tapping the Qaddafis' phones.
For issues in artistry and the expurgation of anxiety, it's Colson Whitehead, natch.
If you wrote your thesis on Blade Runner, you were pretty much jerking off.
For the politics more local and transactional, obviously Ben Smith.
If you're in NYC, I'll be participating in convo on "the role of money in our lives" at the Public Theater tonight http://is.gd/umK0C6
And for the local more financial, it's Heidi Moore.
Warren Buffett is looking for cos to buy. He didn't even use a porny metaphor this time, so you know he's serious. http://bloom.bg/ghpe9H
And I honestly don't know who Ahmad Bilal is but he cracks me up.
Yeah, that's what all the hot guys are doing at 3am on Wednesdays. Eating cottage cheese in pajamas, explaining "swag" to their friends.
And for all your breaking celebrity non-news?
I, for one, am now willing to follow Charlie Sheen onto whatever comet he says will take us to Planet Winning. Missheen accomplished.
At long last, yes, there is our in-development Twitter list of Awlers. Merry Christmas. Now delete your Twitter account and get off the Internet.





For the Foreign Policy Nerds...Its kind of a fun day to start following Blake...Little bit of a kerfuffle happening here: http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2011/02/28/seymour_hersh_whowhatwhy/index.html
Speaking as the Awl-reader who wrote that piece, I'd like to mention something borderline newsworthy that I neglected to put in my WhoWhatWhy/Salon.com-sanctioned piece of Media Criticism®.
Blake Hounshell (and it would appear the entirety of the "Foreign Policy" staff) seems to have felt it unimportant to fairly publicize Hersh's ameliorating statements about the Knights of Malta---which were made in literally the next breath, judging from the transcript Blake Hounshell posted after his initial salvo:
Look, Knights of Malta does great stuff. They do a lot of charity work; so does Opus Dei. It's a very extreme, extremely religious, Roman Catholic sect, if you will [...]
[ The rest is here, and I really encourage you all to read it: http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2011/01/22/transcript_the_obamabush_foreign_policies_why_cant_america_change?page=0,1 ]
In that ellipsis, for the record, is a very adorable, avuncular, 1960's reference to a joke about Werner Von Braun, wherein Hersh would appear to have confused Tom Lehrer and Mort Sahl.
God that Hersh! What an asshole, AMIRITE? PPL?
The problem is that Hersh is trying to reference a song (He calls it a ditty) that Tom Leher wrote, and not the quip Sahl made prior:
http://lightbucket.wordpress.com/2008/03/15/thats-not-my-department-says-wernher-von-braun/
Clearly, we can't trust Seymour Hersh to remember the authorship of a decades old joke about a Nazi rocket scientist. But fortunately, we can trust Blake Hounshell to use the internet to score cheap points on a septuagenarian investigative reporter.
(In fairness, I promise to leave open to the possibility that Hounshell is an obsessive 30-something-year-old Mort Sahl fan. I mean, I watched A LOT of "Get Smart" on Nick@Nite growing up. We live in postmodern times.)
It's been over a month since Hounshell published the 1st half of his Hersh transcript, and he's yet to put out part two. I respect that a huge chunk of North Africa is undergoing regime change and Hounshell has to cover it.
However, I still think it's a little inexcusable to say a man gave "a rambling, conspiracy-laden diatribe" when it's pretty clear from your own transcript that he's trying to explain a dynamic between intense religious belief in the military and a "tremendous amount of anti-Muslim feeling" noticed by talking to members of the military.
I've also done enough transcribing in my life to know you could make anyone speaking off-the-cuff or conversationally sound like they are rambling.
I think it's especially great when that happens just because the interviewer treats their subject's words like Canonical Literature.
Perhaps you have read such an interview? In a music-related zine? Or web-zine?
According to my browser: I've attempted to correct the spelling of Braun's name to "Wernher von Braun" twice and failed, losing my Thomas Pynchon merit badge in the process.
Among other typos—and a lost blockquoting joke that was not half bad.
I have to admit I was surprised by Hounshell's stance. While Sy, as you point out, sometimes oversteps --- or over-vernacularizes --- he's been pretty spot on for years. To be honest though, I hadn't thought about it much since FP published those pieces...That is until I was flipping around the radio when I caught some anti-Islamic vitriol on the FM waves...Turns out it was none other then General Boykin, going out winning hearts and minds. If you have an hour -- taken a listen to his talk with Dr. James Dobson...Here's a link to his talk: http://www.myfamilytalk.com//Broadcasts/Broadcast.aspx?i=63805398-8354-42b4-9889-b5a13a31cbb5
and a link to Boykin's organization "Kingdom Warrior Ministries" http://www.kingdomwarriors.net/about.php
oh brother.
Word. My pastor actually showed me that radio segment, aghast, late last week.
(Joking. I’m actually a Scientologist.)
But seriously: Don’t you just love how Blake dismisses Boykin’s case by saying “anecdotes are not data,” as if Boykin was like an errant platoon commander and not the United States Deputy Undersecretary of Defense for Intelligence with a 36-year career in the military?
Also, not to get all “former Assistant Editor at Chemical Engineering magazine” on this but:
It really bugs me when people in the social sciences act like they even have “data” to work with. Stop jocking the hard sciences, you guys! Why not ask if Boykin is more than an exception? Why not ask the same thing about Lt Col Gareth Brandl? It’s just so damn lazy seeming to me.
My personal feeling on this whole thing is that Blake just fucked up this time and to protect FP’s brand, they all circled the wagons and rushed to cover their bases as quickly as possible. It’s kinda ugly. Most of it feels like sophistry to me, but I’m not about to accuse them of that (and I’m about OD’ed on this topic).
I just hope Hersh’s book comes out and is good, so I don’t have to bury my own Salon piece with some sleazy SEO “reputation defending” service.
oh brother, indeed.
#oversteppin
#toomuchvernacular
(I'm not really a Scientologist, if that isn't obvious.)
I kept hoping @pourmecoffee would show up, but alas.
We may need a Twitter suggestion box