The world just keeps getting whatier, doesn't it? Iran has apparently arrested a 55-year-old American woman, Hall Talayan, on accusations that she attempted to cross into the country near the northwest city of Nordouz with some sort of "spying technology or a microphone" hidden in her teeth.
Proof that Ayatollah Khamanei is wearing a small tinfoil hat under his larger black hat.
It's in her mole-ar.
Not to show my age or anything, but didn't Ross Perot suffer from the same thing?
There were some trumped up charges of malfeasance against his bicuspid but nothing came of it.
Hope she has a good attorney on retainer.
There it is!
@Dave: you were braced for it, weren't you?
Thanks for filling this with comedy.
Or, You Violated Our Law So We Busted Your Jaw