Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

Death From Above, Louisiana Edition

Now dead birds are falling from the skies of Louisiana. I don't want to go overboard on this, but coming so closely after the mass fish and bird deaths in neighboring Arkansas, I think it's pretty clear: WE ARE TOTALLY IN END TIMES. Everybody panic.


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boyofdestiny (#1,243)

This reeks of viral cross promotion. Are you guys planning on releasing an "End of the World" compilation coffee table book or something?

jolie (#16)


Somewhere Cho is beating his fists against a table and yelling, "WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?!?!"

deepomega (#1,720)

Once again, I direct you faithless fuckers to The Core. Tear out your pacemakers!

zacthezac (#9,277)

Just when the first Dead Birds over Arkansas tees came out…http://rockcityoutfitters.com/detail.asp?catID=1001&prodID=191

Van Buren Boy (#1,233)

"I survived the 2011 bird apocolypse and all I got was this crappy T-shirt (and a truck full of dead birds)"

roboloki (#1,724)

mcnuggets are on sale. coincidence?

C_Webb (#855)

I was finally going to replace my clamshell with an iPhone this afternoon. Not worth it? Or will there be apocalypse-related apps I'll be needing?

DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

Hurricanes, oil spills, dead birds, Bobby Jindal… what did Louisiana do to piss god off so badly? (Haha stupid question)

BadUncle (#153)

I'll start buying into all this when Balk or Choire feeds the poor with Wu-Loaves.

Flashman (#418)

Sing a song of sixpence,
A pocket full of rye.
Four hundred twenty blackbirds,
Fall dead from the sky.

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