Now dead birds are falling from the skies of Louisiana. I don't want to go overboard on this, but coming so closely after the mass fish and bird deaths in neighboring Arkansas, I think it's pretty clear: WE ARE TOTALLY IN END TIMES. Everybody panic.
This reeks of viral cross promotion. Are you guys planning on releasing an "End of the World" compilation coffee table book or something?
Somewhere Cho is beating his fists against a table and yelling, "WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?!?!"
Once again, I direct you faithless fuckers to The Core. Tear out your pacemakers!
Just when the first Dead Birds over Arkansas tees came out…http://rockcityoutfitters.com/detail.asp?catID=1001&prodID=191
"I survived the 2011 bird apocolypse and all I got was this crappy T-shirt (and a truck full of dead birds)"
mcnuggets are on sale. coincidence?
I was finally going to replace my clamshell with an iPhone this afternoon. Not worth it? Or will there be apocalypse-related apps I'll be needing?
Hurricanes, oil spills, dead birds, Bobby Jindal… what did Louisiana do to piss god off so badly? (Haha stupid question)
I'll start buying into all this when Balk or Choire feeds the poor with Wu-Loaves.
Sing a song of sixpence,
A pocket full of rye.
Four hundred twenty blackbirds,
Fall dead from the sky.
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