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First it was the birds, and then… "Officials are investigating what may have killed some 100,000 fish in the Arkansas River in the northwestern section of the state, authorities said on Sunday." If you're in Arkansas right now you might want to consider getting the hell out. I think next up is frogs.
The same massive storm system caused 140 mph winds and tornadoes in southern Illinois. I only wish a shadowy government agency were causing this random die-off of annoying and/or ugly animals because they were testing a weapon, but I'm pretty sure it's just some horrible global warming related occurrence.
I think once God saw commercials for Pajama Jeans, he just decided to shut 'er down.
But why? Those pajama jeans are so attractive and slimming! They would be $70 or more in stores! And a grey crew neck shirt!!! Besides Old Navy, where can you even get such things for $39?
I hold firm to what I said when I first read of the dead birds: where IS Shaun Ryder of the Happy Mondays???