Comedy = Distance/Time

• It's true, the machines are coming to kill you; they'll come and kill you in space, even, where things always be blowing up.

• Meanwhile feel free to get wasted! Because at least we're not being held endlessly in a brig due to our infatuation with super-cool hackerz.

• Here is some difficult listening; here is some difficult truth.

• Here's the future of the copyright of your body; here's that terrible thing that happened a week ago that made everyone upset and arguey. Here's to naps when you can get them.