Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010
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Secretive Maybe-Gay Dead British Spy Still Maybe-Gay

....When last we checked in on the dead maybe-murdered maybe-gay Gareth Williams MI6 spy story—back in September!—we were learning about how he may have locked himself allegedly into his own sports bag? Now, at Christmas-time, no less, we are learning a few things! For one, an investigator believes "that someone else had been involved in putting Williams into the bag." Well good, the laws of physics remain unchallenged! A few other things? Bondage website browser history, for one. "Detectives also found a £15,000 collection of unworn women's designer clothing, including tops, dresses and shoes, in his wardrobe." (Collection includes Louboutin! Also, he was (secretly) a fashion design student at a local school!) And then something something gay bars, drag shows, and a visit to the apartment by a "casually dressed Mediterranean couple." (Uh oh. That sounds like something from a Haneke movie?) And here's your police statement of the day: "despite the women's clothing, possible visit to the gay bar and drag act tickets, police did not know for certain that Williams was gay."

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hockeymom (#143)

The mind reels at how "The Awl is Still Seeking a Managing Editor" is possibly related to this post.

jolie (#16)

Well, someone has to zip Choire & Balk into their gym bags and Cho sure as hell isn't going to do it.

deepomega (#1,720)

Cat?

DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

I guess UK policy on this matter is "pics or it didn't happen."

deepomega (#1,720)

"casually dressed Mediterranean couple" – casual by British standards, or by Mediterranean Bondage Fetish standards?

Miles Klee (#3,657)

Not gay; spy-curious.

Matt (#26)

He is dead. This we know.

Jeff Barea (#4,298)

Not like the zitheads who think they own a website on the Internet have figured out how to let people create multi-media responses (allah forbid they stop talking to people off camera in order to figure it out)…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YjDMmjgKec

Jeff Barea (#4,298)

Shiva be praised there's at least one person who won't catch the obvious "La Croix Sweety" reference.

zabatay (#4,448)

What is the Jeff Barea phenomenon?

Jeff Barea (#4,298)

Damned if I know. I'm just going with it. Pretty much winging it until I die at this point.

TroutSavant (#1,990)

Wouldn't the womens clothing have to be worn for it to be incriminating?

That would just confirm that he was a cross-dressing label whore. Or they could be presents from his girlfriend's wish list and he just wanted to see how they might look on her.

Cyd Cochise (#8,131)

The percentage of spooks who are gay has always been very high.
Sometimes I get the feeling it's high among male foreign correspondent journalists too.

BoHan (#29)

The art of hiding in plain sight is one of the many awesome qualities of us gays. Foreign correspondents? That's the out-of-town rule, which apparently those pressers stole from us gays.

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