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Today in the continuing infantalization of our livers: "Adult Chocolate Milk, Adult Orange Cream, Adult Fruit Punch and Adult Limeade. They taste just like your favorite treats from way back when. But at 40-proof, they're for the adult crowd only." OR YOU COULD JUST DRINK BOURBON, YOU WUSSES. God, has the whole world gone crazy?
Bah. I've been putting Hershey's syrup in white Russians for years.
These drinks are for people who probably put steak sauce on their steaks.
I find your substitution of the word "Wusses" offensive.
NUCULAR WUSSES
I'd like an adult fluffernutter.
The fluffer is $25, the nutter is an extra $20.
Adult Children's Cough Syrup.
True story: I was at a crowded bar a week ago, and I was ordering a bourbon and ginger ale for my friend. So I shout my order to the bartender, who returns with a short glass filled with some sort of grayish fluid. I passed it to my friend, who took one sip and scrunched up her face. "This isn't bourbon," she said. So I took a sip, and it tasted exactly like fizzy Dimetapp. "You asked for bourbon and ginger ale," the bartender asked. "I thought you said 'purple and ginger ale.'" So apparently, "purple" is a thing? That you can drink? Has anyone heard of this?
Yeah! It's next to the Sunny D.
It appears that I walked directly into that one.
@bod: do you not follow the trials and tribulations of much maligned former oakland raiders quarterbacks? or, texas rap culture? though, i'm not sure what a bar could be legally be selling as "purple" 'cause it's codeine cough syrup.
OR YOU COULD CUT OFF THE OTHER NUT TOO AND DRINK A WINE COOLER.
It began with cupcakes. I doubt if Vladimir Putin is lining up for any damned cupcakes.
People just need to MAN THE HELL UP.
Just get a bottle of Everclear and be done with it.
Adult Limeade is how Lou Dobbs requests a margarita from his undocumented Guatemalan maid.
And if you delicately pour that crapulence into stemmed cocktail glassware, it becomes a "martini."
Adults are paying extra for this? What's the difference between this shit and Mad Dog 20/20?
Failing to understand the difference between this and adding vodka to children's drinks– you know, the things teenagers would do.
Guess what I drink?
THESE: http://www.cremedecanna.com/order-online/edibles/sweet-relief-drinks