Wednesday, September 29th, 2010

Meet the Jefferson Davis in the War Against the Birds

:(When last we checked in on the war against the birds, our plan was simply to kill most of them. And now we meet the head of the Department of Agriculture's Airport Wildlife Hazards Program. His job? Killing some birds. In gas chambers. Also, did you know that those fat cats in D.C. are less likely to die in airplane bird strike incidents? That's right! "All the D.C. airports have a federal biologist on the payroll."

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keisertroll (#1,117)

Jefferson Davis? Not evil enough.

freetzy (#7,018)

Can we at least barbecue the most delicious of the dead birds with sour apple tree wood chips?

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