Apparently Dutch film writer/director Tom Six wasn't content to make only one sick horror flick about multiple people sewn together to share a single digestive tract. A sequel to his 2010 film The Human Centipede is now in the works-this time featuring 12 people joined ass-to-mouth, instead of just three. So he plans to supersize the human centipede! What could be more impressively American than that-especially coming from a Dutch guy?
In a recent interview Six said that The Human Centipede II is likely to be released in early 2011, and that he's considering making yet another sequel after that. He didn't reveal any potential concepts for a third film-probably because he hasn't come up with any yet-but I've dreamed up several of my own sequel ideas that I'd be happy to share with him once he's ready to move forward. Here are the four most promising so far-including my proposed title, a brief plot synopsis, and a few pros and cons for each. (Tom, if you're interested, call me!)
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Centipede Human is a fantastic idea. Think of the creepy-ear-to-brain scenes a-la "STII-Wrath of Khan." Except with more gross.
#Always Be "Eff-Steampunk"'in', tho.
There is no more gross than that scene in Wrath of Khan, which is the third greatest movie. (Also good lookin' out. Fuck steampunk.)
I didn't make that up about the upcoming "12-person centipede" movie, by the way. According to Six, the complete planned title is: The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence).
I think he really should have gone with The Supersized Human Centipede.
Or maybe better yet: The Human Centipede - Now Supersized!
Fuck steampunk INDEED.
"Good morning, madam! Good day to you sir! Have you seen my new velocipede? An ingenious invention, is it not?"
Pretty much all you have to do to make me laugh is have someone speaking like this.
Pip pip! -monocle pops out-
NOT AROUND THE LUNCHTIME! UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Blame IFC Films! They started it by distributing this movie in the first place!
Fun fact: The "penny farthing" velocipede is so named because the size difference between the two wheels is roughly the same proportion as that between the penny and farthing coins of 19th Century England.
That is fun!
Also, the image of 51 anus-to-mouth victims of an Evil Surgeon, dancing around the yard to Harry Belafonte, thoroughly dispelled the grim horror I experienced at the thought of the original Human Centipede. Thanks!
i'd imagine the soundtrack for "the human centaur" would be played with a (rusty) trombone.
I'm thinking a pan flute, but that's probably because of that one Chappelle's Show bit ("... but I need a gimmick!")
"An ingenious invention, is it not?"
ENGLISH USED PROPERLY IN A VICTORIAN CADENCE SOUNDS EVEN FUNNIER ON THE INTERNET, AND IT WAS ALREADY QUITE FUNNY, WAS IT NOT?
Gay bears sewn together = "The Human Caterpillar".
The inclusion of Les Miz reminds me that I either dreamed or overheard someone turning Human Centipede into a musical . . . A possible-song-titles contest seems like a really good way to spend a Friday.
Wherever we go, whatever we do,
we're gonna go through it together.
We may not go far, but sure as a star,
wherever we are, it's together.
Wherever I go I know he goes.
Wherever I go I know she goes....
I think this is how they dreamed up Facebook. Millions of assholes connected to each other all over the world.
_The Centipede Centipede_: a mad surgeon sews together three centipedes mouth to anus to create a somewhat longer centipede.
This had me laughing quite a bit more than perhaps I should admit? This is meant as a compliment, though. Clearly, I'm not good at them. Yes, I'm done now.
According to Google Translate, the correct translation for "No! I cannot eat the hay! Please do not make me eat the hay!" really is: "Masaka! Watashi no wa, hoshikusa o taberu koto ga dekinai! Wa watashi no hoshikusa o taberu koto o kyÅsei shinai!"
I hope that's correct. I'm a big believer in verisimilitude, so I'd hate to think I got that wrong.
I liked this.
i heart mr. hippity. -picks up monocle- (and yes, fuck steampunk.)