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Chinese Waste Beer
In today's adorable instance of cruelty against animals, meet a deer in China who drinks beer. Also: I'm a little late to this one and deeply, deeply sorry, because know you people rely on me for this sort of thing and I'm mortified that I missed it when it first popped up, but you will probably want to see this video of a fish who looks like Shrek. He is nicknamed "Shrek" because of the similarity in appearance. If you are in the market for a video of a fish that bears an uncanny resemblance to Shrek you will almost certainly enjoy this.
The only thing better is if they feed them to bears.
Beer-Drinking-Deer-Eating-Bear.
Also: beer over wine? Philistine.
If I may, I might also suggest looking at the baby pygmy hippo video that follows the Shrek fish video. Baby pygmy hippos are a delight!
Fun fact! Shrek fish changes from female to male over the course of its lifetime. Shrekface = male phase.
Female phase = pokerface?
I am growing increasingly distressed with the world, and I am using this post to make public my deep and abiding sense of despair. In short: I am a blobfish, but tonight I will be a beer-drinking chinese reindeer.
You are not alone (to the tune of MJ).
Shrek?? That fish is pure Mummenschanz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAa_GvLnQik
Kids these days …