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Privileged Child Of Former Veep Will Bust Some Heads In DC, Okay?
David Weigel calls this ad for Arizona congressional candidate Ben Quayle-yes, spawn of Dan-"all the best parts of Alabama viral videos boiled down and utilized by the handsome son of a vice president." Ben, 33, is also an important object lesson for the kids in these Internet-crazy days: Anything you put on the web-even if you were posting "under the pseudonym 'Brock Landers,' a reference to a porn star in the movie 'Boogie Nights,'"- will eventually come back to bite you in the ass.
I would vote for him with Choire's dick.
He's no Caroline Kennedy. Keep at it, though, and maybe he can be a William Kennedy Smith.
…and your dad was the dumbest Veep in US History. Therefore, you're the expected product of him knocking the hell out of his _________ in the vicinity of your mom.
#DUMBLING DOWN
Is his campaign manager a 9 year old boy? because that's the only demographic I can imagine being even slightly impressed by that performance. Should have included an explosion of some kind, though.
No coincidence this is after the Brett Easton Ellis article.
A chip off the ole block. The acorn doesn't fall far from the tree. Etc.
When he said he was "raised right" I almost punched my laptop.
He meant "raised Right"
@C_Webb: My near laptop-punching was voice activated.
@LondonLee: I think he meant "stupid as fuck."
I can't believe he had the attention span to sit through a P.T. Anderson movie. But the Brock Landers stuff is near the beginning, right? Maybe he just fastforwarded to the porny parts.
i demand to see his papers.
This is exactly why I did my best to use restraint and discretion during href="http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-great-fingering-debate"> The Great Fingering Debate. No way is anything boyofdestiny has to say going to impede my road to the Senate.
Here's a guy that doesn't know how to work html. You all remember what I'm talking about.
http://www.theawl.com/2010/07/the-great-fingering-debate
I expected him to end with "It's clobbering time".
And he's so clearly a tomatoe can.
#sinsofthefather
You say tomatoe, but I say potatoe.
#Tater Tots®
can we send him quayle hunting with dick cheney?
Why the fuck is it so hard to find out whether my flirting with Dr.Dis is awesome or not because I cannot find my fucking comments?
Insults, paranoia, fear-mongering, John-Wayne-style swagger and good looks = classic Republican politician.