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The Chupacabra Is Real, And It's Hanging Out Texas
Has the dreaded chupacabra-the mysterious goat-sucker of legend-finally been found in Hood County? Yeah, sure, why not. COWER IN FEAR OF THE CHUPACABRA, people!
Stenchfield!
Not very intimidating at all.
Video isn't working, but Grant Stinchfield?!?! That's enough entertainment for me.
(Not to be Nomenclaturist! <3 ole'timey Anglo-Scottish Texas Names!)
ARGH COMMENT FAIL. VIDEO FAIL.
Video isn't working, but "Grant Stinchfield"?!?! That's more than enough entertainment for me.
(Not to be Nomenclaturist! <3 the ole'timey Anglo/Scottish Texas Names!)
ARGH. VIDEOFAIL/COMMENTFAIL.
I was going to say:
Video ain't working, but "Grant Stinchfield"??!?! That's more than enough entertainment for me.
(Not to be Nomenclaturist! <3 the ole'timey Anglo/Scots Texas names!)
Well now that that's solved, Dave Bry needs to get on the Jersey Devil beat.
Every six months, some dillhole finds a dead, bloated and skinned coyote and says "hot shit! i found me a choopugh-cab-ra!"
Chupa chupa chupa chupa chupacabra! You come and go, you come and gooooo.
These sightings always make me want to spend the day watching Monsterquest, where in the last 3 minutes of the show, scientists repeatedly tell Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Chupacabra/Jersey Devil/Ohio Grassman enthusiasts that their hair sample came from a dog or bear. It's dream-squelching at its finest!
Fuck that show….wasted tooo many seconds on that wreck of fantasy….srslyyyyy one show was about regular flies making video distortions in a shitty camera and calling it a monster
My fave Monsterquest was about MONSTER CANINES INVADING OUR CITIES!, which rather admirably turned into a weirdly affecting study of Detroit's feral dog population. Although, yeah, more often than not I'm shouting "IT'S A BEAR YOU MORON, DON'T YOU FUCKING HAVE EYES?!?" at whatever grainy "evidence" they're presenting.
Yes! I saw the canines one! And that is a dead-on description. Poor wild dogs!
Also the episodes about the giant octopus, giant killer squids, and giant jellyfish were really interesting. They didn't find any super giant ones, obviously, but I learned a lot about the terrifying moderately-giant ones that already exist! Oceans are now scary to me!
The premise of hanging out all day in whatever part of Detroit where you would most likely encounter feral dogs was the scariest thing I've seen on that show.