13
Psychic Octopus Terrible Symbol Of Western Values, Says Iran
"Those who believe in this type of thing cannot be the leaders of the global nations that aspire, like Iran, to human perfection, basing themselves in the love of all sacred values."
-Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad condemns Paul the World Cup-predicting octopus for spreading "western propaganda and superstition."
I guess having silly fun is barred in Iran as it is clearly a foreign concept and as such should be afeared.
HERETIC!
STONE THAT WOMAN!
I GET FIRST DIBS WITH THE BATTERED CORPSE!
'…and then they were upon her.'
@STC: Just don't pose me in weird positions to use my battered corpse as a garden gnome. Anything else is game.
@Captain: Thank you, Bob Dylan!
TEAM PAUL
{insert 'Elders of Zion Propaganda Image of Giant Jewish Octopus Crushing a Globe' here}
"We let slugs do our conjuring."
THE OCTOPUS KNEW HE WOULD SAY THIS.
That's just a fancy way of saying that Mahmoud had 1000 rial on Oranje.
I was with him until the first comma, and now I feel like my vaguely-xenophobic grandparents for even admitting that.