Domino's Taking Brave Stand In The War Against Photoshop
Sick of models that have been manipulated unnaturally for the purposes of selling a product? Well, so is Domino's Pizza, which is blowing the lid off the food-styling industry in the latest installment of the pizza chain's Totally Real Talk Campaign. The above video shows the machinations that an innocent little pizza has to go through in order to be camera-ready — including nails and blowtorches! What sort of messages about how a pizza should look does this send out to impressionable children? Domino's has decided to unshackle itself from this world of fakery, so it's come up with a pledge involving the verisimilitude of photos it uses in the future. (It's signed by the chief marketing officer, so you know it's serious!)
We will only photograph real, honest-to-goodness pizzas.
That means fresh from our own ovens, with exactly the same ingredients we deliver to your doorstep. Nothing else added.Our employees will make the pizza we shoot.
Not an art director or model maker or food stylist. A Domino's employee trained to make pizzas the only way they know how: by hand.We will not artificially manipulate the food we shoot.
No tweezers, no steam guns, no model knives cutting perfect perforations in the cheese. The only thing that will touch the pizzas we shoot is the pizza-maker's hands and a standard Domino's pizza cutter.
But the folks at Domino's won't be the only ones not manipulating their pizzas — they're also throwing a user-generated photo contest! The person who takes the best Real Pizza Picture gets a whopping $500 for their troubles, which should probably save the company money on food stylists, at least for this campaign. (I mean, one shot an hour? That gets expensive!)
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BUT WILL JAMIE FOXX STILL EAT IT IN THE SHOWER?!?
I have to say, I'm loving their marketing more and more. 1st step: "Our pizzas have always sucked." 2nd step: "Our commercials lie to you." I can't wait to see what's next! Intentional CEO sex-scandal?
Yeah me too. I actually think a few other companies should jump on the whole, "hey, we all know our commercials and everything has been bullshit, here, we'll level with you". I think it's refreshing and it works (it's gotten dominos a lot of play on the blogs, for sure).
Choire! Think of all the canned custard you could buy with $500!
I'm guessing that Ambrosia is hand-packed in the dales of Devon by bored pastoral nephews and nieces of British Aristocracy, so maybe like, one?
That scene of Margaret slipping into her gloves makes me feel like pulling my cheese.
They don't need to do much to the pizzas. The food that takes a lot of work is stuff that melts under the lights. All they really did that was screw it to the board to hold it down.
I'm enjoying the Papa John's ad on this page. That cheese pull looks delicious.
@DorothyMantooth:
Silly Putty.
I would be more excited if they announced every Domino's would now have a food stylist to make the pizza look just like it does in the print ad.
Is Domino's going Dogma 95?
Next step is to use only stoned non-actors speaking absurdist improvised dialogue, under natural lights and shot with a single, shaky Canon 5D.
While some A-List actress gets mentally (or literally) raped on a bed of toppings and then throws herself into a brick-oven for the love of her man?
To prove she's an 'actress.'
What's next? A "our CEO supports Operation Rescue" ad?
http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/dominos.asp
totally.
"I'd like my pizza with the blood of Dr. George Tiller on it, please""Operation Rescue believes that every potential child should be able to grow up to eat shitty pizza!"Domino's Pizza: The Only Abortion that Should be Legal!
I WILL NOT SHOW YOU MY PIZZA
but you can pull my cheese
The pizza maker's hands? Ew.
And that beer gut…
"Fuck yeah this pizza blows. But it's 2:00 a.m., you're in Minot, N.D., it's snowing buckets, and you're baked out of your mind. You got a better idea, asshole? Maybe go to the Stop N Shop in an ice storm and buy fuckin' Tombstone?? Pick up the goddamn phone, you lazy deadbeat!"
"Well, I'm an actor and stand-up comedian that Domino's hired to portray a pizza chef in this commercial which is designed to look like a behind-the-scenes of a commercial shoot."
When I was younger and working as a PA, I would often take food home from these tabletop shoots. (because I was paid $6 an hour).
I soon learned that
food sprayed with acrylic clear-spray or dulling spray is not always tasty, and can lead to some trippy evenings. And eventual emergency intestinal surgery.
The Biz still doesn't get it, that someone will want to take those 12 pizzas
home to eat, even the ones that have been painted over with… who knows?
I've heard of motor oil used on Ice Cream Sundays, etc.
Mmmm.
Oh, well, those were the days! I was especially stupid back then.