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Cooking the Books: Will Leitch and Emily Gould Make Tofu Dogs
Will Leitch, author of Are We Winning? and editor emeritus of the glorious Deadspin, enters the dangerous studio of Cooking the Books, where he finds Emily Gould wearing some sort of sports outfit? Sexiness ensues. Cooking the Books is directed by Valerie Temple and shot and edited by Andrew Gauthier.
Open caption on the freeze frame:
"Mine was bigger before the accident."
"I too know loneliness, Emily."
"And the Wiener Says Whoever."
"And then Denton gave me Balk's Cock in severance package."
"Emily that's not what I meant when I said that hot dog would look better with a little Gould's on it."
"Fine Emily, we're all impressed with your lack of a gag reflex."
"No Will! This is what a hot dog in a hallway looks like!"
For a while there I thought you were going to set up a blog here.
http://tinyurl.com/2ezvdn7
Now if you will awl excuse me, I just purchased a shotgun and a barrel of fish. So I have a lot of work ahead of me.
Awww Slippie! Choire was so chuffed about that takeover, it was adorbs.
Yes! Indian Slipper!!!
I couldn't remember the name of the commenter who did that … thanks.
Sometime the jokes write themselves.
And sometimes they curl up into a little ball and hunch in the corner, whimpering.
Come on, Will, AT&T Park has been selling veggie dogs for years.
http://blogs.sfweekly.com/foodie/2010/05/three_food_tips_you_may_or_may.php
And you call yourself a baseball fan.
Even better:
http://www.soyhappy.org/venue.htm
he's a Cardinals fan- cut him some slack! (Boohoo, I-70)
I was wondering the same thing but I believe Will is talking specifically about TOFU pups. Sure, plenty of stadiums offer veggie dogs but none of them (as far as I know) offer the insipid tofu tube.
Really?
i go there all the time i have never seen them before.
@Wes: Yep, I briefly dated a vegetarian Giants fan when I lived out there.
http://www.soyhappy.org/venue.htm#SF%20Giants
Your screenshot shows: a woman in a sports-jersey holding a flacid, meatless weiner and a man in a suit who spent more time on his hair than the woman holding a glass of white wine. ARE YOU TAUNTING CAMILLE PAGLIA?
THAT is an excellent question.
that is not food.
love the le creuset and "take a fucking bite"
I had a really vivid dream about Will the other night, the sort that you can't fully shake? You know? For the life of me I've not been able to remember what it was about, but now I CLEARLY know that I was dream-chiding him for not properly icing his wine.
Why does Will seem so nervous? Did he have a bad interview experience at some point?
http://gawker.com/5019359/will-leitch-did-not-win-ben-steins-money
This pretty much sums everything up.
http://deadspin.com/385513/of-jimmy-olson-spittle-and-the-dying-of-the-light
That too
@conklin: He's not wearing his WEDDING RING, for one.
Don't worry. We filmed this episode before he got hitched. Will's not trying to mack or anything.
The sound is great.
Oskee Mayer Wow Wow.
Leave it Will to turn the awkward to 11.
Strangely, I find his flop sweat endearing.
It's beady darting eyes that draw me in. Like two tse tse flies on benzos.
I also find Emily sexy in this video. I think it bc of the jersey, it's an Alyssa Milano thing. I cannot help it.
I'm reminded of a young Susan Richardson from the intro of Eight is Enough when they're all playing football.
Btw, that's one of my earliest sexual memories. Susan Richardson on all fours in the human pyramid with her family at the park. Arms straining to support a young Nicholas atop her.
Thank you for sharing.
T'was my self pleasure.
I enjoyed this very much.
indeed.
Hating sports is cool.
I can't seem to get the link to work. Maybe someone can tell me–do they die at the end?
Actually, having gotten the link to work I think they both die right at the beginning.
Okay, I now have a genuine respect for Will Leitch because of this. He's 100% honest about why he brought those disgusting things and 100% honest about not eating them. Excellent!
My favorite CTB ever, until 5:08, when it went completely off the rails. Got it back by 8:10, though.
Agreed! Will Leitch brings an awesome subversion to CTB. He's the Don Rickles to Talk Show Emily.
This is the first time I've watched one of these and the page hasn't automatically reloaded before I finished! Preemptive irritation suspended!
Will's suit was hot in more ways than one. Mmm.
I had no idea Will was so cute!
My mother also has no sense of smell. One day she thought she smelled something and whatever it was, was BAD. We spent the whole day cleaning the house to get rid of a smell that probably didn't exist.