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68 Fantastic British Names Gathered While Watching BBC Credits Over the Years

Fionnula Tambling-Goggin!!!!68. Rupert Scrivener

67. Sue Birtwistle

66. Clive Swift

65. Ridgewell Hawkes

64. Vincent Brimble

63. Talfryn Thomas

62. Nigel Plaskitt

61. Felicity Gibson

60. Malcolm Terris

59. Nicholas Hawtrey

58. Royston Farrell

57. Prentis Hancock

56. Terrance Dicks

55. Nigel Humphreys

54. Mervyn Pinfield

53. Valerie Pye

52. Fionnula Tambling-Goggin

51. Bryonie Pritchard

50. Pat Pennelegion

49. Eunice Montjoy

48. Antonia Pemberton

47. Cedric Kerr

46. Fitz-Lloyd Smith

45. Imogen Bickford-Smith

44. Camilla Griffith-Jones

43. Gillian Tullett

42. Nuala Alen-Buckley

41. Pip Torrens

40. Cyril Swern

39. Laurence Luckinbill

38. Celestia Fox

37. Royston Munt

36. Mia Fothergill

35. Giles Oldershaw

34. Rosalie Crutchley

33. Imogen Millais-Scott

32. Gwenda Hughes

31. Dermot Crowley

30. Joan Dainty

29. Cordelia Ditton

28. Arthur Nightingale

27. Jemima Rooper

26. Prunella Scales

25. Anne Trickelbank

24. Rodney Cammish

23. Valerie Unwin

22. Alexander Faris

21. Nicola Pagett

20. Rosamund Pike

19. Jeremy Silberston

18. Pippa Harris

17. Lesley Altringham .

16. Graham Crowden

15. Cyril Coke

14. Helen Slaymaker

13. Gillian McCutcheon

12. Eve Petcher

11. Lulu Popplewell

10. Nicola Parfit

9. St. John O'Rorke

8. Alf Tramontin

7. Jayne Spooner

6. Marnie Dickens

5. Nigel Bunyan

4. Felix Pickles

3. Camise Oldfield

2. Nimmy March (Lady Naomi Burke, née Gordon-Lennox)

1. Derek Honeybun

Mikki Halpin is a writer in Brooklyn. In her mind, she is a writer in a cottage in Britain. She can be found on the internet at Mikkipedia.

68 Comments / Post A Comment

KarenUhOh (#19)

500 bonus points for no Reginalds.

barnhouse (#1,326)

But minus a few for forgetting Bamber Gascoigne.

boyofdestiny (#1,243)

I'll go ahead and say it: the world needs more Pips.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

Move to Australia = receive your wish.

deepomega (#1,720)

Felix Pickles is a children's book I am writing about the joys of vegetable preservation.

cherrispryte (#444)

It's a name AND a sentence!

… and a brand!

And, perhaps, an awesome dog-Latin motto on someone's coat of arms.

mikki halpin (#5,603)

I had some bother over Mr. Pickles–there is also a brand of pickles called Felix Pickles, I believe. But I saw the name more than once and it's too good to skip.

deepomega (#1,720)

Isn't that the motto of the brand? "Felix Pickles: They're Too Good To Skip."

Art Yucko (#1,321)

stop writing love missives to Snooki, deep.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

No really, Brosieppe, walk away from this now unless you plan on bulking up and pickling yourself in a 300 gallon drum of Clenbutorol.

Gef? What happens when these folks arrive at the Dorrian?

boyofdestiny (#1,243)

The answer is "universe-engulfing singularity," right?

I saw this list and I'm like "now you're just fucking with me."

mgw (#89)

Hazel Pethig!

tfey_hawbz (#36)

Bien sûr !

scrooge (#2,697)

Genius costume designer to the Monty Pythons, yes.

DMcK (#5,027)

Prunella Scales FTW!

LondonLee (#922)

She played Sybil Fawlty.

Maevemealone (#968)

What day were you watching? Any BBC credit has at least two Aubrey's in it.

Maevemealone (#968)

Ok, so it wasn't on BBC, but I was watching Another Country last week and the credit roll had no less than 5 or 6 Aubrey's, several Tristram's, Crispins, Llewellyn's etc. It was seriously the best list of Grand Britannia namage ever. Merchant~Ivory would have wept.

Bittersweet (#765)

*lights a candle for Rupert Everett's former face*

Still can't hold a candle to (former) Children's Secretary Ed Balls.

Presently: Shadow Education Secretary Ed Balls

Heleno (#6,458)

There's a BBC Radio newsreader at the moment called Fenella Fudge.

oldirtybassist (#3,630)

You left out my favorite, superstar nature documentary producer Alastair Fothergill

Turboslut (#1,036)

Seconded!

hyphenanne (#1,790)

What of Benedict Cumberbatch, the BBC's (delightful) new Sherlock Holmes?

HiredGoons (#603)

'Prentis Hancock' I've got a thing or two to teach you.

LondonLee (#922)

How could you miss TV chef Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall?

Ha, I was waiting for you to show up!

LondonLee (#922)

So says the man whose name is Choire Sicha

LondonLee (#922)

My real name is Tarquin Cholmondeley-Smythe by the way.

Vulpes (#946)

"Cholmondelay" is one of those words that just encapsulates English so well: an originally French word that has about ten letters that are actually silent.

scrooge (#2,697)

Featherstonehaugh (pronounced Fanshaw) takes the cake, though.

Bittersweet (#765)

I thought it was pronounced 'Foon.' Silly Yankee me.

Bridget Orr (#6,459)

Mykola Pawluk is probably reading this right now. Crying.

Slava (#216)

P.S. Did anyone watch the pilot of Sherlock?
I'm still not sure if I'm into it, but I'll def watch the next episode..

cherrispryte (#444)

Is it good? I was thinking of getting my hands on it.

hyphenanne (#1,790)

I did! I was pleasantly surprised, to be honest, and I can't wait for the next episode. (Cumberbatch — why not Cumbersnatch? — was very good, but mostly I was really happy to see Martin Freeman playing someone mostly very unlike Tim.)

Oh, and don't forget "The Good Life's" Felicity Kendall. Rowr!

I'll share one of my secret favorite defunct websites (last post: April 29, 2002) : "Advice from Sir Charles Grandiose". The cast of characters would fit right in with this list.

garge (#736)

Oh dear god, how am I going to get ANYTHING done today now??

mikki halpin (#5,603)

HAHAHA I just noticed the picture! LARK RISE 4EVA. Choire let's go out for tea soon and use fake Brit accents the whole time, it will be brilliant.

Vulpes (#946)

SAFFY IS A POSTMISTRESS!!!!

Also, the redhead main character girl, before this latest Who season got started I thought she was Karen Gillan and I was… not enthused. She's really Not Very Good. But Alfie is HAWT! I think him and the gamekeeper should have gotten together.

mikki halpin (#5,603)

Oh God Alfie is just so in-your-face homespun that I can't buy it, esp when he sings. My heart belongs to the sexy bad boy clock maker who brings the Future to Candleford. Or RObert Timmins.

The red haired girl played a badass lesbian teen on some other show.

jolie (#16)

Oh man, My Number Is My Address is gonna be SO PISSED when he sees this.

MollyculeTheory (#4,519)

Rupert Scrivener would bloody well prefer not to, oh all right, go on then.

scroll_lock (#4,122)

Nary a Sebastian or Giles in the lot!

Flashman (#418)

Granted Foyle's War runs on ITV, not BBC, but what about 'Honeysuckle Weekes?'
She is every bit as lovely as her name.

David (#192)

Now, if we can only get all of these names set to the beat and tune of "Alejandro" by Lady Gaga … we'd all have something to listen to.

Eric Hanson (#6,464)

Wilfred Brambell, Simon Callow, Imogen Stubbs, Corin Redgrave, Rupert Graves, Jeremy Kemp, Jeremy Brett, Griff Rhys Jones, etc. etc.

Eric Hanson (#6,464)

I'd like to add Julian Rhind Tutt, who is reading Bulldog Drummond on the BBC. A part I always imagined played by Pipp Torrens. Truly.

scroll_lock (#4,122)

Laurence Luckenbill is married to Lucie Arnaz.

Liquid (#546)

Even if you don't speak german, this is pretty funny — a german sketch comedy show, in which the announcer is giving a precis of their upcoming english mystery show… Since the names are all VERY british, the poor woman has mucho trouble pronouncing most of it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHaW-KxA0sg
HA HA ENGLISH!

felicity (#6,473)

how do i love these. I think Pip Torrens and Fionnula Tambling-Goggin are my favorites but i love them all.

gaelstat (#1,898)

What, no Honeysuckle Weeks?

scrooge (#2,697)

Well at least the first names are mostly recognizable as first names. In the US these days, every kid I know has a surname as a first name.

Isn't that a traditional thing? Like, first son gets the mother's maiden name as a first name?

Kevin Burns (#6,485)

What about Honeysuckle Weeks?

I personally know a Cressida Tonks. That's my most favourite English name, ever.

Stephen Chovanec (#6,494)

Add Trevor Puckle & Fliss Combs two great names of people who have contributed to BBC productions.

dikwad (#2,308)

Laurence Luckinbill is American (I'm a bit sad that I know this), although that name does reek of Pimms and the Empire.

LondonLee (#922)

I used to know two sisters called Amelia and Tamsin.

Shawarman (#2,864)

No Myfanwys? Or have the Welsh still not attained the level of acceptance to be considered British? If that's the case, I'm with you fully. Disgusting coal-mining tossers, the whole lot.

St. John O'Rorke and Dermot Crowley are Irish, not British, names as is Royston Farrell's family name.

Mindpowered (#948)

What, no Sir Vere Brabazon Ponsonby?

Jeff Golick (#6,621)

A British colleague of mine goes by the delightful sobriquet Mo Hooker.

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