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Thursday, June 17, 2010

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The Golden Age Of Hipper-Than-Thou CD Fetishization Begins Now

FUTURE IS THEN (OR NOW)Yeah, no, I bet whatever album you're trying to tell me about is great. It's not even out yet? Ooh, a leak! So you've got, what, a 160 kbps transcode ripped from NPR's live stream or something? Then we're definitely not listening to that. Also, my iPod speakers stopped working.

Nah. Doesn't bother me. Honestly? Best thing that could've happened. See, I've still got my old stereo, and I've been hoarding all the CDs I bought or burned between the ages of 13 and 24. Sure, they take up a lot of space. Was a pain to move them out of the old apartment, too, but it's worth it. This stuff is gold. No more blasting the hot new downloads. From now on, I'm all vintage.

Wait, don't go! I've got some good stuff here. Look, I've got Version 2.0 by Garbage. Bought that before I realized they were a straight ripoff of Curve. Heh. Butch Vig, you shameless bastard. This is what I'm talking about, though-the physical disc? It takes you back. Transports you to that moment. No, sorry, I don't have any Curve on CD.

I've got that shoegaze, though, for real. Stack of My Bloody Valentine EPs, my fifth copy of Loveless, hell yeah. Hm? Not that scratched. Most of the songs don't skip. But dude! The skips are part of it. You're supposed to hear skips, those tiny hiccups. It's like... my brain fills in the missing pieces. Human memory's amazing, am I right? Besides, the skips happened because I played the album too much, so that's just extra cred for me. Any jackass can get into iTunes and mess around with the play count; this is legit wear-and-tear.

I would totally throw on some Spiritualized, some Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space, but the case is empty and I don't know where the thing itself is.

How about something from-ah, no, these are mixes of stuff I played over the radio in college. Need to throw those out. And that's, eh, I know, of the whole Jesus & Mary Chain discography I have no idea why The Sound Of Speed is the thing I own. Don't even bother trying to decipher that cover, it's just Godspeed You! Black Emperor. Ah, funny story about The Bends. I bought it after liking OK Computer and listened to it on my Discman on a car trip and was confused about the direction Radiohead was taking. Shut up. Sam Goody's didn't say which one came first, you know.

80s? I've got 80s. Echo & The Bunnymen? Cocteau Twins? Pixies? Whatever, Surfer Rosa was like '88. All stone masterpieces, all in their original shiny jewel cases. Except this one still has some sticker residue on it. Don't you miss those stickers you had to strip off to open a CD for the first time, furious with stymied anticipation? If you weren't careful sometimes you'd break the case! Point is: we put effort into our fanhood back then. It wasn't all mouse-clicks. Except when you had to go on Napster to pirate a Jerky Boys sketch.

Check it: The String Quartet Tribute To New Order & Joy Division.

Okay, just say it. The Flaming Lips. Yes, they really have that many albums. I went through what we call a phase. You ever had a phase? Don't I remember your mom confiscating Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness from you back in the day because you were getting all mopey? I don't care, early Flaming Lips are pure acid rock heaven, even if I don't listen to them anymore. I'm glad I preserved that era of my life where I was blithely ordering bands' entire back catalogs on amazon.com. That felt real.

That? Kiss Me Deadly, Misty Medley. No one's heard of it. Just something I used to cry to while I was in London. Ditto Paik's The Orson Fader. Ditto several other things. Actually most of these are good for a crying jag. Especially this used copy of Codeine's Frigid Stars LP I picked up at Other Music down on 4th Street. Odds are pretty good that whoever owned it killed himself and bequeathed it to a friend who sold it off. History!

There's something bewitching and lovely about hearing the old CD changer struggle and whir inside the stereo. Usually I don't even bother seeing what's in a given slot, because it takes too long for the slot to open. You just press play and listen to what gets spit out, is what I do. That's the problem with music libraries on computers, too much control, too much choice. One time this stereo was completely stuck and I had to listen to Bowery Electric's Beat like twenty times in a row. It was even more hypnotic that way.

Anyway, it's stuck right now, so I guess we're listening to ... The Knife. Hope you like gothic Swedish electronica.

Yeah, a few of these are only a couple years old. The National, Boxer. Black Moth Super Rainbow, Dandelion Gum. Electrelane, No Shouts, No Calls. Burial, Untrue. Stars of the Lid, Stars of the Lid and Their Refinement of the Decline. Mountain Goats, The Sunset Tree. I don't know what I was thinking when I scooped these up. Doesn't make sense hearing them through the laser precision of a compact disc. Feels anachronistic and weird. It was too late for them, I suppose. The dream is over. It was our golden age. We remember Tower Records, man. We were there.

You leaving already?

Miles Klee really wants you to come over and listen to the authentic fidelity of his CDs you guys!

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73 Comments / Post A Comment

Art Yucko
Art Yucko (#1,321)

back then, we really had no clue that Shoegaze was going to be such a huge deal with the toddlers when they grew up.

Art Yucko
Art Yucko (#1,321)

Swervedriver, for reals

Choire Sicha

I loved Swervedriver so much from 1991 to 1994.

Choire Sicha

WHICH IS ODDLY or perhaps not the SAME YEARS I was devoted to Curve!

Art Yucko
Art Yucko (#1,321)

Choire, don't make me break out the Ultra Vivid Scene.

Miles Klee
Miles Klee (#3,657)

see i don't understand why i binged on all forms of shoegaze but could never get into swervedriver

Choire Sicha

It's because you're WEAK at heart. Swervedriver was manly. It was very... Mogwai Lite.

Art Yucko
Art Yucko (#1,321)

they were in a sort of grey area between gaze and the imminent grunge. also, a LOT of bands at the time tried to sound like that.

Slowdive had some pretty ssoundz also

SpyMagician
SpyMagician (#2,024)

"Lush" is it. Gala?" Spooky? Beginning, middle and end of it.

Oh yeah, "My Bloody Valentine" as well. Maybe "Ride"? A wee bit of "Chapterhouse?"

Ehh, the only stuff I can tolerate now is "Lush." Beginning, middle and end of it.

Sharilyn Neidhardt

OMG yes. A thousand times YES.

petejayhawk
petejayhawk (#1,249)

Yeah, whatever, man. A real connoisseur still has all the original longboxes.

Art Yucko
Art Yucko (#1,321)

I had to think about what that meant for awhile, and then it was like OH, SHIT.

bassknives
bassknives (#2,903)

Nice try McLuhan, but you've only made the case that you think you have shitty taste.

jrb
jrb (#3,020)

I'll wait for the Bronze Age.

jrb
jrb (#3,020)

Seriously though: I'm more of a jewel case man myself. As CDs wore out or got lost (with no possible chance of recovery), I've always hung onto the cases. Packed into a couple of milk-crates of them.

Maybe it has something to do with buying CDs at The Wall in middle school? Like, maybe it'll reopen and I will finally get my Bad Religion cases refilled.

God, what a horrible business model that was.

sox
sox (#652)

1. Does this mean you are only 24? Yum. No, that was a few years ago? Even better. *CALL ME.

2. I am moving and yes, those cds are heavy but my god I cannot get rid of them and every single word of this post is exactly why.

3. The knife. Fucking SWOON.

So, uh, ever visit the Rocky Mountain region?

Miles Klee
Miles Klee (#3,657)

i'm 25, send money for airfare

Choire Sicha

Also you can probably find Miles tonight, around 7 p.m., if you know where to look!

brent_cox
brent_cox (#40)

I wondered who was going to bring that up.

roboloki
roboloki (#1,724)

will there be an assigned live blogger for those of us unfortunates that don't live in the greatest city in the world?

sox
sox (#652)

@ miles: god damnit that is always the problem with you 25 year olds. i always have to pay for the pizza and the beer.

@ choire: "send money for airfare"!

Miles Klee
Miles Klee (#3,657)

yeah those attending the bawl should be forewarned that i am a lot drunker in person

superconnected
superconnected (#1,212)

Sent this to my Dad. Pretty sure we're gonna bond over this shared cultural experience.

Crantastical
Crantastical (#4,127)

I still have every Soul Coughing CD.

genevieveyorke

So are you from NY or Minneapolis? Or did you miraculously end up being obsessed with Soul Coughing while living elsewhere?

I still have every Semisonic CD. Better than a one-hit-wonder band, guys, I promise!

Also, slight correction: "I'm glad I preserved that era of my life where I was blithely ordering bands' entire back catalogs on amazon.com through mail via the Columbia House Music Club. That felt real." There, now it's accurate.

forget it i quit

I think I still owe Columbia House Music Club money!

Miles Klee
Miles Klee (#3,657)

really? it was only like a penny i thought

Miles Klee
Miles Klee (#3,657)

OH WAIT

forget it i quit

that was the trick. the first 20 or something was a penny. then they stuck you with shipping and every month you had to remember to tell them not to send the monthly selection.

paxcincinnatus

Make no excuses for Ruby Vroom.

tomme
tomme (#4,473)

I celebrate their whole catalog.

iantenna
iantenna (#5,160)

blinded by the white.

NicFit
NicFit (#616)

indeed.

Miles Klee
Miles Klee (#3,657)

cat's outta the bag!

Charles Vestal
Charles Vestal (#3,953)

Way ahead of you: www.yearofrecord.com. Spent this year giving up MP3s. Stupid, but fun.

Miles Klee
Miles Klee (#3,657)

this is awesome! sorry for stealing your idea

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Trompe Le Monde.

Joe Gallagher
Joe Gallagher (#4,773)

It's educational.

johnpseudonym
johnpseudonym (#1,452)

Neophyte. Reel to reel is where it's at.

saythatscool
saythatscool (#101)

Pfffft. Victrola's where it's at.

Bittersweet
Bittersweet (#765)

I only listen to bands who play live in my salon in weekly Schubertiads.

Joe Gallagher
Joe Gallagher (#4,773)

I will take a 4 dollar, used copy of Elliott Smith's "Either/Or" to replace the one I scratched into oblivion over an iTunes download, a vinyl reissue, hell even a free Mediafire link any day. Used CD sections are an opportunity to redeem myself. "I downloaded this album for free two years ago and I still listen to it. It is nice to finally have the liner notes/lyric sheet!" or "I borrowed my dad's copy and scratched the shit out of it and misplaced the case. I ought to replace this for way cheap while I can!"

ReginalTSquirge
ReginalTSquirge (#3,286)

Liner notes. Yes. How else would I know about the production credits on all my hip-hop albums?

And fuck iTunes. I'm supposed to just accept the "Wish You Were Here" LP @ 120kbps?

deepomega
deepomega (#1,720)

I fucking packed up and drove all my CDs from Maryland to California. This hits me right in the soul. And let's not talk about my Infinite Sadness faze, k?

sox
sox (#652)

I based an entire electronic media I class on it sophomore year of college!

Tuna Surprise
Tuna Surprise (#573)

My U-Haul included 500+ CDs when I moved from Las Vegas to NYC. Imagine the carbon footprint that created....

Dave Bry
Dave Bry (#422)

And there's nothing like that great, fresh-out-of-the-plastic-case CD smell! Nothing could ever replace that! And you can also use CDs to cook eggs on or something, right?

This was terrific.

Margaret Monroe
Margaret Monroe (#5,583)

Any thoughts on redheads who need a musical education, MK?

Margaret Monroe
Margaret Monroe (#5,583)

Also, I'm Chinatown-bus-accessible.

ReginalTSquirge
ReginalTSquirge (#3,286)

I have everything you need.

Miles Klee
Miles Klee (#3,657)

@Margaret - for redheads i would recommend Michael Hamilton's "Bagpipe Funeral Music." also, send money for bus fare!

Paler Side of Pale

Check in mail c/o CAT

Aatom
Aatom (#74)

I have a huge box of dusty cassettes that I'll let go of CHEAP.

forget it i quit

What? No imports? They were the equivalent of the leaked album.

tomme
tomme (#4,473)

I spent every last paycheck I earned busing tables trying to find a Stone Roses track better than Fools' Gold or I Am The Resurrection. All I ended up with was One Love/Something's Burning.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

Entire Game Theory collection. Yeah, the ones that are available on Amazon "Used, from $159."

Yeah. THAT cool.

And 2500 LPs in the basement. Including a nearly new Great Lost Kinks Album.

Yeah. THAT cool, too.

Like anybody cares.

BookishLookish

You would luuuuuvvve my husband.

Art Yucko
Art Yucko (#1,321)

it's our retirement plan

iantenna
iantenna (#5,160)

my co-worker was in game theory. yeah. THAT cool. (except our job pays shit and our boss is a cunt).

you keep your lps in the basement? for shame!

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

@ iantenna: who's the co-worker? Can't 've been Scott.

And: the lps are in the basement because that's where the shelves are. And the sump pump. And they're all fine. Some are mighty embarrassing, but all are good to go.

iantenna
iantenna (#5,160)

nope. gil ray, the drummer from big shot chronicles on, and one of the sweetest dudes in the universe.

The Dependent Clause

I miss the Loud Family. Is Scott Miller still making music?

buzzorhowl
buzzorhowl (#992)

I could pretty much have made this post, only I would have been talking about cassettes.

Also, I take care of my music, so none of that crap about scratches and skips would be in my version of this post (though there would be an occasional reference to cheap walkmen and car tape decks eating tapes).

This comment isn't intended to convey that I'm cooler than you, by the way. Just that I'm older than you.

Ronit
Ronit (#1,557)

I hope you're right, Miles. I've got 300 CDs I'm too lazy to rip, and I'll be very happy if my laziness makes me hip.

Bridget Callahan
Bridget Callahan (#5,234)

A couple friends of mine told me that recently they found some mixtapes I made them, on tapes atually, and they dug out their cassette player. Now they listen to the same two every friday night while playing scrabble on the porch.

SUCK IT CDS.

paxcincinnatus

Making a good mix tape was no small feat - you had to eyeball the remaining length of tape left on each side.

I remember someone gave me a mix with November Rain that cut off about 30 seconds into the guitar solo. Still makes me cringe.

tomme
tomme (#4,473)

Stopwatches.

The Dependent Clause

I had a list of "buffer songs" that were 30-90 seconds long so I could fill up every last millimeter of tape.

Sharilyn Neidhardt

This post made me reflect sadly on my (I'm much older than you (and a redhead)) painful and nearly inexplicable love for vinyl, old and new. Thank you for this delicious psychic wound!

Brad Nelson
Brad Nelson (#2,115)

Miles and I have very similar CD collections. (My Misty Melody is Little Busters by the pillows.)

ADMIRE US IN TANDEM.

DoctorDisaster
DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

I am both too young and too old for shoegaze.

dekkoparsnip
dekkoparsnip (#5,579)

I kind of love this, though I just noticed yesterday that my CD player wasn't working. I then realized that it hasn't been used since we moved three months ago. (The record player, however, has been used and works fine.)

I still hoard VHS tapes, though.

DCali
DCali (#5,634)

Seriously? CDs? If you're not operating in LPs and the 24bit/96kHz lossless digital versions, you're just not holy enough.

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