Thursday, June 10th, 2010

OMG Carly Fiorina DID NOT Go There

California Republican Carly Fiorina, fresh off her victory in the Senate primary, was caught on an open mic dissing opponent Barbara Boxer's 'do. If this really is going to be the "year of the Republican woman" I am genuinely excited: I can't wait until they start in on each other's shoes and nails. If you thought it was bad when men were going after each other on the issue of weight, imagine what these malicious bitches are going to do to each other. Time to sit back and watch the catfight, am I right, fellas?

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sigerson (#179)

This just confirms everything I hate about Carly Fiorina. Vapid, shallow and self-centered.

lawyergay (#220)

Carly's comment raises a fairly basic stones+glass houses problem.

scroll_lock (#4,122)

C'mon now, she's hot in a guidance counselor kind of way.

roboloki (#1,724)

i've crawled over better looking women just to jack off.

deepomega (#1,720)

I'd say more of a graveyard shift nurse vibe.

Slappy (#5,332)

Agreed. Even if your house is made of fancy stones and glass, you should still shell out for a decent haircut. Let's call her Carl.

No kidding. Are there no reflective surfaces in her home or place of employment? She's got the kind of short haircut you get because you don't want to fuck with your hair. (I have the other kind–when it morphs into this territory, it's time for a cut.)

sigerson (#179)

Oh, but Fiorina is a cancer survivor and so this haircut is a few months growth after losing all her hair in chemo.

scroll_lock (#4,122)

This is like the time Biden was overheard remarking that Al Gore's ass looked like a sack of kittens.

dado (#102)

James Traficant could not be reached for comment.

KarenUhOh (#19)

Maybe Sen. Boxer should see Ms. Fiorina's sheep shearer.

scroll_lock (#4,122)

I think it's great that Carly found a husband who's not hung up on looks.

I can't wait for Boxer's retort that Fiorina almost pile drived HP to death because she was too be busy with media lessons.

lawyergay (#220)

Also, her tenure at Lucent (remember them?) was not exactly case-study material, except in maybe how to decimate employee pensions.

This. How does she get away with "businesslady" as her main selling point when she hosed every company she worked at a high level for and is hated by everyone who had to work with her (including the Packards themselves I'm led to believe)?

Atencio (#399)

The Today Show! Bringing you news! (Kind of)

KarenUhOh (#19)

Nice frock, btw, Carly. May I call you Carly? It's the name of maybe like my 20th favorite OLD singer.

The Collar! The Collar!

scroll_lock (#4,122)

I wanted Meredith to say something about Matt's hair back in the day. When he had some and all.

garge (#736)

Do you remember when he got plugs, in, like, 2005? He was really bald, and then suddenly not? It was like the emperor's new clothes until some plucky c-list celebrity guest patted him on the head and said, 'Isn't is amazing how they can just put it back on there?'

MParcells (#375)

So yesterday is so yesterday.

DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

Yeah, geez, welcome to the nineties.

Sigh. Women beware women.

Not that it is essential, but since Carly brought it up, for glamour quotient, Babs has Carly beat by a mile. I mean, it's politics so, you know, small playing field, but I've seen Boxer rock some very nice grown-lady style. Carly looks like a mid-level legal secretary from Des Moines most days.

The whole thing about glamour? You don't talk about it, you just do it. And nothing puts ten years on your face like dissing another woman's 'do, on camera or off. So yes, screw you, Cara Carelton Sneed. You're unworthy of your beautiful Italian married name, and unworthy of "Carly," too. Which is a very pretty name that means "little and womanly," for the record.

Terence Stamp was much more convincing as a woman.

And as a CEO, for that matter.

MikeBarthel (#1,884)

My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw "the Rachel" forever. We begin conditioning in five minutes.

hman (#53)

She's hot.

She's seen Meg Whitman's hair, right? Or Mitt Romney's?

Rick Youngst (#7,957)

I jack off to Carly Fiorina

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