Thursday, September 24th, 2009

NJ Pol Calls Out Opponent For Lardassedness

Desperate New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine has finally played the "fat" card in his re-election campaign, running an ad that accuses tubby challenger Chris Christie of "throwing his weight around." I'm not sure how Christie can respond in kind to this one; there's no subtle phrase that one can use to suggest that one's opponent "looks like a Jew."

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GiovanniGF (#224)

Christie could always retort with an attack on Corzine's unfortunate hairline…

Honest Engine (#1,661)

How 'bout: "Corzine was one of those 'blood-sucking squidmonsters' at Goldman Sachs."

hman (#53)

Fasten your seatbelt, Governor Corzine.

Matt (#26)

TOO SOON. (Not.)

hman (#53)

You'd think anything driving-related would be avoided by Corzine, but OK!

Matt (#26)

I am appalled that we've reached a point in this country where people just assume that the act of insinuating your opponent is a money-grubbing Elder of Zion has any sort of racist component. It is obviously about the SUBSTANCE of the ISSUES.

sigerson (#179)

I never knew who Christie was until suddenly he had a 20 point lead in the race and Corzine was written off for dead. I saw footage of Christie and thought "Isn't he too fat to get elected?" I think I even posted that here. Henry Hyde, Newt Gingrich and other safe district politicians (plus losers who inherit a political office like Mike Huckabee) can be lardasses, but if you're trying to win an election in the Northeast, I think you have to be within the zone of acceptable BMI. And Christie just looks like Charlie Weiss out there (kind of ridiculous).

keisertroll (#1,117)

I'm guessing the NJ Dems couldn't clear the rights to use clips from Goodfellas. Still, they're missing every chance they get to call him Johnny Roastbeef.

P.G.O.A.T. (#1,470)

Christie's a bigg'un. They carted him around my home town's Labor Day Parade in the bed of a pickup–no lie. Corzine, on the other hand, sweated it out and walked the parade.

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