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Spitzer Denies Romancing Elena Kagan! My Word!
This is pretty much the last thing my mind can handle while having coffee. But yes, good grief, Eliot Spitzer has been trotted out as a character witness for Supreme Court Justice nominee Elene Kagan's heterosexuality in the world's most ridiculous Internet show trial that proves the Internet has its head so far inside the Internet's own butt. (Or maybe he has been hired as an expert witness? He is, after all, extremely conversant in the matters of professional heterosexuality.) Anyway, we were serious the other day when we referred to Kagan as "thoroughly actually heterosexual man-loving," and, you know what, we are going to consider this matter addressed with total finality. This conversation is OVER!
The pearls are not helping her case.
"character witness" !!!
Eliot Spitzer- "I did not go out with her, but other guys did and I heard from them she has quite a grip".
This was "less along the lines of how to wear your hair," Walzer said"
…well now I feel bad.
I'm excited about a sitting justice who'll be actively dating.
More like actively explaining to her mother and anyone else who asks, "I have in fact BECOME the man you would have liked me to marry. Leave me alone."
I suppose we could just eliminate any ambiguity and nominate a Republican.
We know they all like to get spit-roasted. Man or woman.
Two things:
1. Not a chance this is the last time theawl addresses Kagan's alleged sexuality.
2. "Denies romancing" and denying that they went at it on the 4th stack of HLS's library during the break between Civ. Pro. and Contracts, are two entirely different things.
If she ever dated Spitzer, there is now an explanation for the look the President is shooting her in this picture.
Would having dated Elena Kagan helped or hurt Spitzer's chances at a comeback? I am strongly inclined to say the former.
It isn't just the 40s or 50s; I'm in my 30s and I get that incredulous "never been married?" question.
And City_Dater is right: that would explain that look.