Ask "Them": "Why Don't You Feel an Obligation to Protect the Poor"?
I spent many summer nights as a teenager throwing water balloons at cars. It's not a terribly responsible or considerate thing to do, but it was either that or dry ice bombs, which never really seemed to work and almost always resulted in an intense, never-ending round of "It's not blowing up. Go screw the lid on tighter." "YOU go screw it on tighter." "No, YOU go screw it on tighter." I remember one particular night in which a car hadn't passed by for the better part of an hour. Just as we had decided to call it quits and go watch "The Arsenio Hall Show," headlights painted the mailbox up the street from our hiding place. I waited for a few seconds and then jumped up and whipped a pear-shaped water balloon at the passing car. It probably took about a second for the balloon to travel end-over-end from my hand to the side of the car, and this second was ten times longer than the amount of time I needed to realize that the car was a police car, to recognize that throwing a water balloon at it had been a mistake, and to wish I could extend my arm and take it back.
I experienced that exact sensation as I read the comments and emails that were written in response to the first post in this series. My regret wasn't that I wrote a post offering to try to explain how I, a straight white Republican Mormon male, think about political and cultural issues in the hopes of fostering a dialogue with people who see things differently than I do, but rather that I wrote it in a way that struck many of you as smug and mean-spirited, which completely undermined the intent of the endeavor.
My original idea was to use humor as a playful way of drawing you in and getting you to let your guard down so we could have a sincere and fun conversation. That does not seem to have worked! At all! Lenny-like, I have crushed the thing I loved!
I didn't mean to belittle or mock Wiccans, transgendered people, or anyone else. It was teasing, in the hopes of building camaraderie. But as we all know, tone is difficult to convey on the Internet. And also, we don't know each other! So, now we do a bit, I'm sorry for that, and I hope we'll have some interesting and productive discussions.
A few other orders of business before I tackle some of your questions.
First, thank you very much for your comments and emails. It took me a while, but I read every one of them more than once. There were 242 comments, and 10 or so emails. Over time, I hope to at least address most of the broad themes and ideas you collectively raised.
Second, I want to be clear that I claim no particular expertise in matters of policy or politics. I try to stay informed and engaged, but I don't spend my weekends reading white papers from Brookings. There are plenty of things I don't know enough about to have an opinion on, and even on those matters where I do know a little bit and do have an opinion, my general view is that the world is a very complex and complicated place and my views are thus tempered with a healthy dose of skepticism and uncertainty.
Finally, please keep in mind that I won't be trying to convince you of the rightness of my views or of anyone else's. My hope, rather, is that in explaining why I think the way I do that you will be able to understand the ideas and experiences that have informed my views and-to the extent you don't already-see that it's possible for a religious Republican also to be reasonable, informed, and well-intentioned.
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To today's topic: Jesus, the poor, and government. Commenter "My Number Is My Address" asked this:
Why don't you feel an obligation to protect the poor and downtrodden (who create the wealth of the country and the country club) instead of waging war against them in the name of free-markets and God? Is it not the moral duty of the strong to defend the weak from predation?
There seem to me to be three assumptions embedded in this question: 1. Caring for the poor is a central tenet of Christianity; 2. Conservative and/or Republican politics tend to frown on many of the large social programs that provide goods and services to the poor; and, 3. Busted! I'm on board with the first two assumptions, but not the third.
There are all sorts of reasons for wanting to help the vulnerable while at the same time opposing some or all of the government programs that are designed for that purpose, including but not limited to: The belief that people shouldn't be coerced to help other people; the recognition that government often doesn't do things very effectively or efficiently; the fear that we could end up being unable to afford all of the entitlement programs we've created; and the conviction that private or market-based solutions to certain problems are in many cases more effective and sustainable than government ones. In other words, tax-funded government programs are not the only way to help the less fortunate, and it therefore doesn't necessarily follow that opposition to these programs amounts to opposition to helping the poor.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "I can't believe how good ‘Friday Night Lights' is! I wish Coach Taylor was my Dad!" Actually, that's what I was thinking. You were thinking, "That sounds to me like a pretty good list of excuses not to pay taxes to help the poor, but if the government didn't force you to help the poor through taxes you would just use that money to buy a hot air balloon decorated on the side with a huge picture of you, Magnum P.I., Rick, T.C., and Higgins making it look like the five of you were friends in real life rather than them being TV characters you allowed yourself to start talking to during a particularly rough stretch of 7th grade." And here's the thing: it probably is an excuse for a lot of conservatives/Republicans.
But it isn't just an excuse for a lot of others. I spent a while working in international development and it was during that time that I had some experiences that made me think that markets and private initiatives in many cases offer better and more sustainable solutions than governments do for reducing poverty. I appreciate that private initiatives have plenty of challenges and lack the centralized approach that governments can offer-and I don't actually believe that government should get out of the "protecting the vulnerable" business altogether. Many good and smart people believe that government needs to be the primary means though which our society tries to reduce poverty and suffering at home and abroad, and on many counts I respectfully disagree.
But just because we disagree on the means doesn't imply that I don't care about the end. And I think that's fair to say about a very large number of conservative Americans out there, perhaps the religious ones most of all.
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Let's wrap things up with a speed round where I answer a few more comments/emails:
Q. Mormonism: Really?
A. I know, right? But yeah, really! You should try it: there's a basketball gym in most chapels, and whenever we move we can count on 10 – 20 people showing up to help for free.
Q. What is it with pleated pants?
A. They're slimming.
Q. Shouldn't everyone support the President, despite disagreeing with him, in the interest of national security, etc. Isn't that the same position you had during Bush's 8 years?
A. Yes, absolutely. I disagree with President Obama on many things, but he's the President and I respect him as the holder of the office. What's more, I have a great deal of respect for him as a person. He strikes me as brilliant, thoughtful, and well-intentioned. Indeed, like, Chris Matthews, I've even felt a"thrill going up my leg" when hearing him speak!
Q. When are you moving to Somalia or Saudi Arabia, you no-government religious-conservative hypocrite?
A. When you move to Sweden. And when my shipment of gold bouillon and rocket-propelled grenades gets through customs in Mogadishu.
Q. Please explain why Republicans hate women.
A. I can't, at least not now. They'll kill me if I do. But I'll contact you from Mogadishu with answers. You can reach me there at ask a republican @ gmail.
Davis lives in New York with his wife and their puppy. He blogs at Don't Do Dumb Things.
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"Q. What is it with pleated pants?
A. They're slimming."
Republicans don't own full length mirrors?
Seriously. This was my biggest problem with this whole post, too.
(But I can wait to see how many crazy/nonsensical Barea comments it gets! /baiting)
You don't know me…where's Doctor Disaster's avatar – need to John Mayer really bad.
Ask and ye shall receive (my ninjas)!
Agreed. Pleated pants make fat people look fatter, normal people look like they have fat to hide, and skinny people look silly.
I have yet to see anyone pull pleats off outside of old movies, and even then, I think that they would be better off without.
I think the weight of the old-timey fabrics, i.e. heavy wool etc., somehow made the pleats acceptable but lightweight cotton just doesn't hang correctly.
Also, as for the rest of the post, feh. They need a re-hash tag 'cause it ain't nothin' I've not heard before.
I haven't owned a pair of pleated pants since I was in Junior High (because back then, those were the only style available unless you wanted Sansabelt slacks like your Math Teacher/Coach wore.) Never, ever again.
Was it possible that the author was being sarcastic about the properties of pleated pants? Come on.
Surely, after apologizing for his previous missteps in thinking that sarcasm worked well on the internet, he was not so dense as to attempt it again? Plus, his incorrect defense that "[t]hey're slimming" is unfortunately conventional wisdom. Have you ever shopped for dress pants at a standard department store or talked to the sales clerks?
That the first thread on this post was about pleated pants is only one of the zillion reasons I love The Awl. Smooches!
Mar is right; that was definitely a joke. It was even a touch self-deprecating about conservatives' waistlines! I laughed, anyway.
As someone who was a little put off by the tone of the intro piece, I'd also like to mention that this installment allayed my fears that this was going to be a smug-off between a smug conservative and the smuggest of our commenters, ending in a disastrous smugularity that would be better avoided by all concerned.
I also think it's worth mentioning that most conscientious liberals are all in favor of private charitable enterprises. Those accomplish a lot, and can help in areas where public funding has historically not made much progress.
They just recognize the inverse of this: that government programs have strengths private charities lack. For example, a government-run program can provide a baseline safety net to all citizens; private charity is, by comparison, a spotty patchwork, varying over time, location, and even individual cases due to limited resources.
So, it's accepted on both sides that private work on behalf of the poor is valuable. Individuals might debate whether private or public funding is more valuable, while still generally agreeing that both are needed. The stance most liberals take issue with – and it's not an uncommon line to hear! – is that public programs for the poor are worthless and should be scrapped.
Who is the "they" in your last answer? Republicans or women?
The Republicans.
Good answer.
@cherrispryte: YOU I love.
*call me.
Note: I still really want a defense of Republican misogyny at some point.
So I have a question.
Were you just 'raised Mormons' or are you buying into the whole Gold Plates thing?
Also, as a gay Jew I can personally attest that, while your intentions may have been to poke fun in an attempt at camaraderie – my friends and I call each other fag all the time – it doesn't quite work as well if you're
1) heterosexual
2) male
3) white
4) Christian
You stand in a place of privilege and in fact have more rights than I do. Just food for thought, but I appreciated-ish this.
1. I was raised Mormon, but as a person who tries to be sincere and intellectually honest, staying Mormon, for me at least, entails buying into "the whole Gold Plates thing." But I'm not super itching for a debate on that front, so I'll leave it at that.
2. Your point is well-taken. As I mentioned above, it became very clear to me very quickly that the tone of my first post – though well-intentioned – was ill-advised. So, my apologies for having offended you.
It's just a thing I have, where being a straight-white-Christian-male is considered 'the norm' (it's not) and they basically run everything, and then act like victims.
You need to recognize (I know that sounds parenty, sorry) that the conditions under which you live are much better than a majority of people. The rest of us are fighting to get where you are.
Just appreciate it.
Some may have been offended, but I just thought it was tone deaf. Different feelings.
This is a bit mean but I don't care: I must say I find 'religious' and 'intellectually honest' to be very funny.
I respect people's beliefs but that's my honest opinion.
@HG I appreciate the institutionalized myths around which people structure their lives but I don't really respect them, for the same reason.
It's moderately creative!
@ Hired Goons
This is a bit mean but I don't care: I must say I find 'religious' and 'intellectually honest' to be very funny.
I respect people's beliefs but that's my honest opinion.
As a religious person, I think that's fair. My friend (who is also religious) and I have been known to refer to Jesus as our "imaginary friend". Faith isn't intellectual, it's just something I feel, and it's a part of my life and who I am. I like having an imaginary friend.
But then, I also recognize that matters of faith, not being rational, are not a proper basis for public policy.
@MissaA: THIS IS EXTREMELY REFRESHING.
@ carpetblogger
@HG I appreciate the institutionalized myths around which people structure their lives but I don't really respect them, for the same reason.
I think it's important to recognize that religion is more than institutionalized myths for many people. Places of worship provide community, and religious traditions can be so tightly wound together with cultural practices that it can be difficult, if not impossible, to separate religion from ethnic culture. If your community support structure, and sense of one's national identity are both interconnected with one's religion, then the degree to which the mythology holds up to scrutiny isn't going to seem very important.
I admire the community aspect, actually.
It's the 'going to Hell exclusivity' aspect I abhor.
I walk a fine line of elitist and loathing elitism.
You really need a lesson in mean. And funny.
Ideed. Extremely refreshing. I suppose I could call myself a Shintoist in that way because I like to pretend I can talk to trees and animals… and my bike. But I sure am not going to.
@Kakapo: Trees, your bike, and animals are real things that are in front of you and coexist with you. There's a better chance of a dialogue with any of those things than there is with an imaginary man in the sky, or a thousands-of-years-old collection of gold dishware that may or may not (I'm voting for not) have existed.
-no offense meant to MissA.- whatever gets you through the day, no?
This doesn't seem to answer the question at all. The question wasn't, why do you oppose government-based social programs; it was why do you, as a "christian," side with a party that, at its core is about protecting wealth instead of humanity? While throwing in some completely confusing mumbo jumbo about hot air balloons, you answered the question you wanted to instead of the question asked. Then you went on to answer MORE (non)questions in the exact same flippant manner in which you asked earlier for forgiveness.
As for the "answer," please point to some examples of "better and more sustainable solutions" offered by private industry. Your right-wing insight you claim to bring appears to me to be a lot of conjecture I can get elsewhere with more amusing Ronbo and less pretend sincerity.
well played.
Does Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation count? (It's not "industry" but it's also not gubmint.)
Just trying to think up an example.
Yeah, what Abe said. Why would one write "I had some experiences" as (partial) justification for an ideology and then not describe, even generally, what those experiences were? I want to like this feature but this is either bald-faced evasion or disinterest on the writer's part in his own ostensible point, and it seems at best disrespectful to readers.
@KenWheaton – I would assume he's talking about things like microfinance and Grameen Bank, but I don't want to give him any answers. And experiences with poverty reduction in the developing world aren't exactly transferable to US policy.
Abe, if a man can delude himself into thinking pleated pants are slimming he can delude himself into anything.
@KenWheaton — no, since Gates, like Buffett, is pretty staunchly against large bequests to children and are fairly supportive of steep inheritance taxes — which encourage private giving. So even if you argue private giving is the preferred method, there are still tax structures that both enable and encourage this. There's a positive correlation between progressive taxation and private giving (which undermines the argument that absent government interference people are predisposed to aid the downtrodden).
Maybe I wasn't reading closely enough, but it seemed like the argument would be made that aiding the less fortunate wasn't, strictly speaking, a Christian value. As someone raised Catholic, I've pretty much always looked down my nose (sorry, I went to confession after) at most Christian faiths as being intentionally dodgy on this point, be it Calvinists or Prosperity Gospel types.
I'm no theologian when it comes to this point, particularly on Mormonism, but I'd always understood gospel literalists to have a finger in the ear stance when it comes to Jesus gettin' all socialist-y about the eye of the needle.
Thanks for the replies, folks.
I completely agree with 99 on the Gates etc. assessment.
@KenWheaton: I also agree with what 99 said. I would also add that the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation works closely with public-sector institutions at the federal, state, and local level in the United States, and – to the extent that they are functional – the governmental institutions of developing countries. Grants and material contributions are often made directly to these institutions. So, while it is a private charity that often partners with the private sector to develop solutions, much of its emphasis is on supporting new or pre-existing government-based solutions to poverty, global health, and education.
@atlasfugged: Exactly, and that's why the statement "I had some experiences that made me think that markets and private initiatives in many cases offer better and more sustainable solutions than governments do for reducing poverty" is as asinine as it is vague.
I'm obliged to point out that Bill Gates practices what he preaches in re. inheritance. He plans to leave $10m (about 1.5% of his current net worth) to each of his children; everything else goes to the charitable foundation(s).
Not a member of the Democratic Party so I can't speak with authority about why someone would side with a party that, at its core (adding the comma you forgot), is about protecting wealth instead of humanity.
Can someone tell me where I mislaid all my oil? Did I leave it in the garage or the Gulf of Mexico?
Jeff, commas are conversational pauses. Read it out loud. If that is how Abe talks that is how he writes.
I imagine poor religious people align themselves with the republican party in a futile attempt to siphon off some of the spoils in their direction. The republican has been manipulating that fantasy for decades.
You answered your own condemnation…re: pauses as commas being written (they weren't written) so… what?
You imagine? YOU IMAGINE? What the fuck makes you think your IMAGINATION means shite to anyone?
Are you THAT MEGALOMANIAC, when I would really argue MONOMANIAC, to think that your IMAGINATION means shite to anyone but YOU?
Do you need like 5 or 10 friends to tut tut in agreement now to make you think that 5 billion people need to agree with your…YOUR…assumptions before you realize that you don't control the worlds depositery (meh figure out the right spelling of that) of knowledge may not actually include you?
In other words, you are fat and you're a Nazi. That's how you corporatist lefties roll right?
Well, the microfinance thing started out well, but now banks are making serious cash acting like loan sharks with these microloans. There was a long, rather even-handed show about how this industry is developing on NPR recently.
@Kakapo: Link, maybe? Or can you summarize?
Jeff, would you prefer "I hazard"?
Here you go:
http://www.thetakeaway.org/2010/apr/14/idea-micro-lending-better-its-reality/
Felix Salmon probably writes most regularly on microfinance in an even-handed way (it's an issue that makes generalized ideological differences calcify the debate quickly). The sore thumb of MF is Compartamos (which has pretty aggressively transformed itself to the developing world equivalent of payday lending).
The really hard thing to sort through (morally) is that even though some of the rates look usurious, they still compare favorably to what is typical in a given area (and when you try to roll up the loan portfolio, your risk profile is absurd relative to what is even typical emerging markets stuff — that might be cultural bias more than anything, or a lack of data over time). Add to that the hard cost (in western dollars) or sustaining a large lending facility that has reasonably fixed transactional costs that can't be recovered through interest (since the values were are talking is often a couple dollars at most over the life of the loan), and you have a system that is hard to make work relative to the places where commercial banks extract disproportionate fees for small balance accounts (which are always the most profitable).
That's why a lot of people advocate an IMF/World Bank type facility, where the servicing costs are basically subsidized as a development investment by public entities. Other options, like Kiva, where you basically offload default risk and processing to the individual might make more sense over the long run.
Maybe we could see someone like Rick Warren use church's assets as a backstop for a credit union for microfinance (I pick him not because of his convocation at the inauguration but because he already does more than most for AIDS treatment in Africa and poverty alleviation than a lot of the mega-churches)? That would answer the question as presented.
Thanks!
I think it's important to note that Davis didn't say that he would be defending all of the Republican party's positions. Instead, he said that he would be explaining why he, a fairly average Republican voter, would continue to support the Republican party. That's an important distinction. Very few people could give cogent, thorough explanations for how the Republican or Democratic parties could solve ALL THE PROBS, especially with a community of smart, angry wonks nit-picking at the angles of every permutation of every issue.
However, giving an explanation for why an intelligent, ethical person would support the Republican party is worthwhile. For all that libs like to cry out against Othering, there's some very classist, elitist Othering of Them What Live in Flyover Country & Don't Know What Life Is that goes on in pretty much every lib community. It's very hard for a lib to give a critique of Sarah Palin that doesn't use the term "white trash."
So, it would probably be a good idea (by which I mean, an idea consistent with most secular humanist ideals) to treat Davis as a Republican individual, rather than a symbol of all Republicanism, ever. The Republican party isn't just made up of hellghosts like Cheney and Beck; most Republicans are dotty grandmas who bake cookies from scratch; or incredibly lovable Friday Night Lights characters; or Elle Woods types who just read their first Ayn Rand novel got excited but who will later become Democrats; or autistic uncles who don't understand ambiguity or metaphor except when it comes to Myst. Quit othering them.
That said, I think the post could have been much longer and gone into more depth. The topic of Christian charity is really interesting. I've known a few Christian moms who volunteered 25-30 hours a week while cheerfully voting Republican (i.e., against the very social programs that would help alleviate the problems that they were donating so much of their time to working against.) This culture is worth looking at.
@ Mar
I think your 'Christian moms' subset is an example of what MissaA spoke of, above. Charity as volunteering creates the same type of community as religion, or is a result of the mores of a religious community. In that way it reflects the tenets of the faith rather than the politics of the tribe. It's something that puzzles me, too, as it seems both wrong-headed and hypocritical.
I don't find these "Christian moms" to be hypocritical, merely wildly optimistic and delusional in their assessment of themselves, their close peers, and society at large. Above, Davis says that the government is inefficient at providing charity and that the private market and charities are better-suited. The Republican "Christian moms" demographic likely feels the same way, and this viewpoint is bolstered by their own presumably fulfilling charity work.
HOWEVER, have you met people? I mean, seriously? Most people do not, and would not choose to, engage in meaningful volunteer work. In fact, even for many volunteers, charity work makes much less of an impact than the portion of their taxes that goes to transfer payments does. I mean, these are, to echo Davis, "well-intentioned" ideas, but really, they are simply wrong.
@spanish bombs I found your comments in this thread very insightful.
@ Jeff:
Since you may have had a bit too many Smirnoff Ices, I have done the public service for Awl readers to Google-translate your last comment, in hopes more people can understand it:
"…You answered your own doom … on: stay, and a comma is written (they weren 't "so to write) … what? Can you imagine? Can you imagine? Sex makes you think what it's shite media imagination who ? Are you mad that patients were exaggerated, when in fact talking about the person on the issue fanaticism that your imagination mean shite to anyone, but you? You as requiring 5 or 10 friends of the agreement, tut tut now so you think that 5 billion people must agree to it … it … assume that you realize that before you put 't control the "world's depositery (correct spelling meh imagined) knowledge may not really include you? This means that you are overweight and you are 'on the Nazis. That 's how you "left-handed combination of Marxism wheels right?…"
Now, that makes much more sense, doesn't it?
@ Abe: 1) You're the man, and I've really enjoyed your pieces for The Awl. (2) I kinda/sorta disagree with you on this one. Davis answered the question in a Davis sort of way, meaning that he used the discourse that was most ingrained in him, that of a white, religious, Republican. Discursive touchstones count for a lot with these sorts of arguments, much in the same way that if one person is a (theoretically) strict scientist, and one is a (theoretically) strict religionist (both parenthetically "theoretically" because being a 100 percenter on either side is unlikely), they will have difficulty finding common ground on much because their discursive projections are practically alien to one another. When Davis explains why he doesn't want government to solve the problem of poverty, he's discursively (most likely reflexively) putting the answer (and its question) in his own terms. In his way he did answer the question (rather, your rephrasing of his question (i.e., "Why do you, as a 'Christian,' side with a party . . . humanity?")). Buried implicitly in his answer, I find he's saying that Republicans are concerned with protecting humanity, they just have a different plan for doing so. Or maybe not! Davis will have to confirm this.
And, it may interest all to know that the Mormon church, which collects tithing from all active members, contributes about 1% of that (based on what scant evidence I could find) to non-Mormon humanitarian aid. That probably doesn't seem like much, but they pull in between 5 and 6 billion a year in tithing. Also, members are generally encouraged to give to charity personally. Social justice, despite what Glenn Beck says, is definitely a tenet of Mormonism. Yes, very good arguments can be made against their view of what exactly falls under the term "social justice" (esp. in light of Prop. 8 contributions), but hey, more discourse!
All of which being said, I disagree with Davis's pro-private charity argument on the grounds that countries with higher levels of economic regulation (and more social programs) generally produce happier, healthier citizenry. Which cannot be dismissed.
Anyway, I'm really liking this series, and The Awl is awesome for running it. Among a host of other reasons.
Also, I may have been asleep during the whole "social contract" debate during ethics class but I was under the impression that in exchange for protection the government gives people (security and protection of property under rule of law, to name but two), they have certain obligations (funding the social safety net, for one). And, people don't get to select which obligations they meet on the basis of whether they think the government does a good job or not at providing.
Republicans are pretty good at defending the former and ignoring the latter.
You're still asleep. Otherwise you could string together actual questions or conscious thoughts.
Assuming you're open to debate on this, I have to ask the following, in response to this:
Markets and private initiatives in many cases offer better and more sustainable solutions than governments do for reducing poverty.
Aren't market-driven poverty reduction attempts essentially structural adjustment policies? And didn't those cripple most of the global south for a good twenty years there? The structural violence inherent in a market-based solution to poverty means extreme hardship for a significant percent of the population.
I agree that having the government run poverty-allieviation programs in the majority of the world doesn't work well. But in a country as rich as ours, isn't there an obligation on the part of the government to do something?
I'm not saying our system is perfect – it needs a massive rehauling and restructuring. But it also needs more money, not less.
Well, and further, isn't the downfall of government run poverty-alleviation programs in less wealthy nations generally corruption and/or lack of capacity to operate them, not the systems themselves?
There is a complicated school of thought that suggests that, especially in Africa, what the West calls corruption is in fact "institutionalized neo-patrimonialism" and merely a different yet semi-effective method of wealth redistribution, but essentially yes.
It would take a metric ton of – and simultaneously represent precious little – balls for for a reader of The Awl to take offense at the initial post in this series.
Maybe Miles could write a post about how it just wasn't funny.
Don't tempt me!
I'm more pissed about you stuttering. Type much much?
FWIW, as a teenager, I was arrested for spraying a bicyclist with a fire extinguisher. This, under California law, was equivalent to throwing a brick off a freeway overpass. "Discharging objects at a moving vehicle." At the time, I identified as Republican. I was 13.
So as a criminal that got busted for violent behavior you became a member of the Democratic Party?
Sounds about right based on Chicago Politics. Rahm, that you?
Thinking chicago is in california would be the result of a Southern educational system. Bobby Jindal, is that you?
@ baduncle. this was the best response to him i've seen!
Yeah, I thought you're original post was fine. Even kind of funny. But I'm a straight white male dude. not religious, but whatever.
Anyway, I'm also not a republican. And I have to ask you a couple of things — if you really believe the traditional mantra about small government being better than big government because its more responsive, efficient and less tyranical; self-governance is better than top-down governance; lower taxes helping all, rising tide/all boats, thing; then does it trouble you that: (1) those same arguments were used to resist the Civil Rights Act and its attendant jurisprudence; (2) those same arguments are frequently used as a coded racist communication throughout the country (i.e., will help you keep from having to give to THEM); (3) the republican party generally sides with the military, which is BIG GOVERNMENT; and (4) large corporations should be no more effective than large government in terms of efficiency and your other complaints, and yet the republican party consistently dismantles antitrust regulations.
To wit, neither the government NOR the private sector seem to be able to fucking clean the fucking oil spill the fuck up.
Yes, good. Also, the private sector is incentivized to drill wells as cheaply as possible. Which is not to say that they are incentivized to destroy delicious shrimp and redfish, but that they will always try to get as close to the profit side of the profit/safety equation as possible. Theoretically, an active regulatory agency would act on behalf of all stakeholders — whether the stakes they hold coincide with those of the oil extraction company or not. So how could the free-market deal with that? And if you think it could then shouldn't all liability caps be removed?
I haven't been this mad about something IN A LONG TIME.
But now the government has formed a commission! Jesus, what does it take to make you people happy? A COMMISSION! It doesn't get much more problem-solvey than that.
I've been in a rage about this for the entire last month. And I'm not an angry gay..most of the time.
Like, some Achilles type shit I kid you not.
Sucks being single don't it?
@HiredGoons and other angry folk – please sign my employer's petition at http://www.stopthedrill.org. And if you have any questions about what we're doing to try to prevent this from happening again, as well as encourage renewables, please ask me. And don't be cynical about signing a petition. We are going to make a change. /sincerity
@Goons: The glib, patronizing News coverage ("aw, isn't that sad!") coming from national and ESPECIALLY local outlets is nauseating. "This is so hopeless, let's just quit giving a shit in advance! But mostly, we STILL NEED MORE OIL. Cause GAS IS GETTING EXPENSIVE!"
This is a historically and commercially treasured region of the United States we're talking about, and it's going to be fucking ecologically ruined for the rest of our lifetimes. Hurricane damage is one thing, but this spill is quite another.
I feel like smashing the TV, drenching it with a bottle of SAE10W-30, and leaving it at the doorstep of a local affiliate. Pick one- doesn't matter which.
italics fail, sorry-
And what have you contributed to the effort to solve this disaster, or to prevent another? Tone note: sincere, not snide and certainly not judgmental. It feel that all the petitions in the world will make no difference. Oil always wins.
Wow. We could not disagree more. Pleated pants are the most bulbous, unflattering cut any man can choose. They accentuate the curve of a belly and make hips look unnaturally thick. COME OVER TO THE DARK SIDE. Vive la flat front! Down with republican corporate scum!
I KNOW PLEATED PANTS MAKE YOU LOOK BIGGER!
Also, when you sit down, they make you look like you're trying desperately to hide an erection.
So true. This glib, tossed-off and demonstrably false response re: pleats throws the credibility of the rest of the post into question.
I absolutely love that so many of us zeroed in on this.
Pleated pants are a cry for help. From the Reagan era.
I'd just like to say, as the bro who asked the initial question, I'm happy this thread has happened.
@Uncle: During the Reagan era, they were simply a cry for Why Can't I be More Like Ralph Lauren.
hey! It's weird how in one of his cazh little side trips away from answering the question he sings the praises of Friday Night Lights! Because that is a very fine show, but also one which in this season not infrequently suggests that the free market does jack shit to help society's most vulnerable, especially in places that are not necessarily so urban or upwardly mobile.
It's just WEIRD, that's all.
First of all, I want to say that it seems like you're making a good-faith effort here, and I appreciate that.
My hope, rather, is that in explaining why I think the way I do that you will be able to understand the ideas and experiences that have informed my views and … see that it's possible for a religious Republican also to be reasonable, informed, and well-intentioned.
My problem with this statement is that in many instances the conservative perspective is deliberately ill-informed, and hence unreasonable.
The USA has the highest infant mortality rate in the developed world. It has been referred to as "the world's richest Third-World nation." Every other developed country takes better care of its citizens than the US. The refusal of conservatives to look around them, and see that their way of doing things is not working, is what's so frustrating.
Of course market-based solutions can and have worked, like microfinancing initiatives. But so have government-run solutions. And market-based strategies can do as much – and often more – harm than good. Having worked in international development, you must be familiar with the role that the IMF played in wrecking the economies and standard of living in every country it loaned money to, by insisting on the adoption of free-market policies.
see also: United Fruit.
He likes Friday Night Lights! There is hope!
A country with a social safety net (like the Sweden you refer to) will be more stable
than one without (see south american countries, african countries, etc).
I know, it's taxes, which you hate, but would you rather pay taxes or have your neighborhood torched.. hen the poor become Super-poor…or when they all turn
to drug running and kidnapping, like in mexico. Just to keep food on the table
and minutes on the cellphone).
Government-run programs are not so bad (in the US, and Europe, because, you
will say that We're White!) whereas ones run in Mexico or Africa are doomed (they are all corrupt!.. they are not white! so why even bother? Let Bill Gates sort it out!)
But don't be playing that old 1958 Ronald Reagan record about the evils of
Socialized Medicine. Your conservative pal Winston Churchill invented it, and your
BFF Margaret Thatcher would not lay a hand on it.
(BTW, speaking of social safety nets, you sound relatively well-insured. Ever had cancer while un-insured? I JUST DID, 2 years ago. Best to find yourself in a liberal bastion like CA if you do, at a JEWISH hospital, which won't question you about your religion or your fag-ness, and just fix you up and try to cure what's wrong.)
(AND they require that you return every 6 months for a check-up for, life,
all covered,
to make sure the cancer don't come knockin.' again. What private corporate
charity is doing this? here, in the US?)
In your white Mormon tax-hating world, I would have been dead long ago.
How many famous people were born poor or black, and benefitted from
Democratic programs? Clarence Thomas (I know, bad example). Condi?
(well, another bad example)
How many of your relatives in the Great Depression benefitted from FDR's
programs (which your party vigorously opposed) ?
A safety-net is required
for any country which wants to keep its workforce healthy and productive.
Or they will (justifiably) burn down everything, including your rather lavish mormon temples. Which would be a shame, I'm not condoning that.
You must know this.
Did you just drop a Reagan-Churchill-Thatcher!?
Let me give you a BJ.
C'mon, the avatar is why you wanna give him a BJ.
Get in line.
@Goons:
only if your teeth come out
(old florida joke)
Are you talking about a hair net again?
Pick up Strunk & Wagnall or retire to a nunnery and write letter bombs that noone will read.
this 'noone" … is that your pet name for peggy noonan, or something else?
It means you. Aw shucks, did I win?
Yeah try a come back bitch. I got lots of brain matter that has been sharpened in warfare with SciFags that I can turn on you…
@HD: Obvs Peter Noone. Something tells me the "Hermits" part really speaks to our friend Jeff…
"Strunk & Wagnall"! Adorable.
The free market has a very bad track record of protecting the defenseless. Child labor, workplace safety, and clean air and water were not coming about from market forces. Somethings need to paid for collectively and somebody has to force people and companies to behave ethically if they won't do it on their own.
I think you mean child labor laws, not child labor. :)
Well, of course. Kids are really crappy workers anyways. All that begging for more gruel and all.
BUT THERE'S MORE: If you are all about "the recognition that government often doesn't do things very effectively or efficiently," meaning less government means better America, can you justify the mormon church's deep involvement in the Prop 8 movement in california? Or is steep government intervention in the people's well-being sometimes warranted?
Abe, thank you for bringing up Prop 8.
You are a complete suckup. Bring it up yourself next time if it's really that important to you.
@Jeff Barea
Are you tonight's troll?
Because it's coming back to me: Strunk & White :the Elements of Style
(Yes?)
Perhaps you have it confused with "Funk & Wagnall".. the encyclopedia which your parents got from a game show in the 1970's? (Yes?)
Are you out of ice tonight?
I'm just guessing here.
You read too many websites that actually mock me if you read between the lines.
I mean, behind teh lines.
When you read my upcoming book on 3-D commenting you will, well, make a fried egg and think to yourself how awesome yourself for being the only one among your ex-bf's to actually cook an egg that made you happy.
God Bless.
@Jeff: do you have a thing against me? I am not a suck up, that was meant in sincerity. I don't need to suck up to anybody. You're really kind of annoying.
I can't believe any of you guys even bother to answer barea. He makes little to no sense and is just a tiny volcano spewing angry blather. You should ignore him. He's too ridiculous to even be annoyed by.
@untitled: Jeff is every night's troll.
I apologize for being all over this post, but like Mr. Sicha I am a lesbian-lover that the Republican party left behind decades ago.
You mean you've got a gun and you keep driving past the Republican party's house and all the places you used to go to together ?
WE HAVE RECONCILIATION ISSUES.
I heart a good republican bashing as much as the next liberal dem (AND I'm a minority. Extra points?) but I find the knee-jerk dismissal of this column to be somewhat disheartening. I, for one, want to see more of them. ALSO: double standards abound! One minute it's "you can't make blanket statements about dems, you detestable, uninformed ninny in pleated pants" and then it's "all of you republicans are this way and that's why we HATE YOUR GUTS!!!!!" Just saying? continue….
I actually LOVE this column. I think it's one of the most responsible things I've seen in awhile.
I can entirely get behind Charlie here.
I really like this column too, and really respect the author for making another go of it after the lashing he got last time. And a lot of the comments here are thoughtful engagements with the author's points. If they come across as knee-jerk dismissals, I think that's because a lot of us (or at least me) read the post and thought "ugh, not these justifications again."
Mostly I just hate pleated pants.
@Abe: you can get behind another dude?
*call me
Duh! Charlie's a girl!
Ew. Girls are gross.
You would get behind a guy in pleated pants? (Sexual or otherwise, mostly sexual.)Standards, man!
@Charlie: You're absolutely correct- on principle.
The problem is that the Republican party has been extremely busy purging and ideologically testing themselves because they genuinely WISH to be a Homogeneous mixture whereupon "all of them ARE this way".
I have two acquaintances who are both very active in their local party organizations (precinct captains, etc.)- and their constant bitch is about "Fake Republicans" and which "Phony Liberal" Republicans they hate the most. Funny that they don't mind telling me, a hardcore Democrat, all about it- right? Trust me, they can't wait to get rid of these people.
I just don't get the premise of this – that Republican, conservative ideas are some exotic thing the author wants to tell us about. They're everywhere, on every channel, all over the place. On the Sunday news-chat shows, there's 3 Republicans for every half-assed "centrist" Democrat. And they keep talking about "the left" , this mythical hippie unicorn they are obsessed with, who mysteriously never gets to appear of these Beltway circle-jerks.
No offense to the author, but his positions on things are really really common, and I'm not hearing anything I haven't heard, and continue to hear, a million times, every day. It's pretty much the default, mainstream, corporate media view on everything. "Liberal media" and "political correctness" are both fictive jokes, fake boogeymen created by the Right.
I think the thesis was sort of 'but when you hear it from a neighbor/friend/social acquaintance, it sounds less like unvarnished hatred and fear!'
I think the author doesn't know how often the average New Yorker/progressive has actually engaged people personally. It's a bugaboo you hear from more conservative folks in New York. They confuse our* arrogance with ignorance.
*technically not an our now, since I'M OUT IN REAL AMERICA!
I think any effort to cross political lines and discuss your opinions with people who don't agree with you is a Good Thing. We are a liberal audience, so a conservative is the one writing the column; it's that simple.
There's a huge difference between someone engaging questions from people who disagree with their views and Sean Hannity bloviating from a swivel chair at whatever recording device happens to be in arm's reach.
Q. When are you moving to Somalia or Saudi Arabia, you no-government religious-conservative hypocrite?
A. When you move to Sweden.
(That question was from me.)
I am actually very happy with this answer: what's Sweden for me, Somalia is for you. I was wondering if you were a hypocrite or dumbass. I now have my answer. Thank you!
For the record: I did move. From Serbia (a total right-wing country, which simply continued down the path on which US started on with GWB) to here. Finland was an option (and still is, seeing how my brother went there), but a lot more liberal immigration policy is what drew me to US.
what's Sweden for me, Somalia is for you
I didn't even pick up on the implication of that quip when I read it, so I'm glad you pointed it out.
So, conservatives actually point to Somalia as an exemplar?
Plus, Finnish is a WAY harder language.
Dutch is the WORST.
So, conservatives actually point to Somalia as an exemplar?
If they had any integrity, they would. But you know how it is: they don't hate Iran because Iran hangs thieves and doesn't separate the religion and the state. No, they don't hate the game that Iran is playing. They just hate Iran because Iran is an opposing team in the game!
See, their "every man for himself" ideology is not concerned about the the rules as much as it is concerned about defeating the other man. They want a Christian state, but not because they are such devout Christians (they often don't know shit about Christianity), but because they happen to be holding a banner that says "Jesus Christ" on it and they feel that by raising it they can claim the victory over others for themselves.
Plus, Finnish is a WAY harder language.
True, but well educated Fins speak very good English, and don't mind it spoken at work.
But the point is: we can speak for examples of Finland, Sweden, Canada, Denmark… but which foreign country could the conservatives speak for? None. Because US is already at the extreme conservative end of the "western civilization". If you look in the direction they are pulling in, all you can see is Saudi, Iran, Somalia (depending on the aspect).
See, their "every man for himself" ideology is not concerned about the the rules as much as it is concerned about defeating the other man. They want a Christian state, but not because they are such devout Christians (they often don't know shit about Christianity), but because they happen to be holding a banner that says "Jesus Christ" on it and they feel that by raising it they can claim the victory over others for themselves.
I think that's the inevitable result of fusing free-market neo-conservativism with religious social conservativism. The two ideologies intermingle, and we end up with the worst of both.
. Because US is already at the extreme conservative end of the "western civilization".
YES! That's another way in which the conservative failure to look around them becomes really frustrating. They don't realize how skewed to the right the American political spectrum is. And then start complaining that their right-of-centre, conservative president is a socialist and a communist.
Which I find offensive. Communism is not socialism. Communists don't gain power by instituting universal health care. Communism is violent. Tea Partiers insult the millions who were victims of the purges, genocide, ethnic cleansing, and general oppression committed by communist governments, when they claim that the current US administration in any way resembles communism.
I just have one comment to make about the lovely European and Scandanavian nations that are held up as great examples of socialism at work. They do a great job and have many benefits available to their citizens that most Americans do not have, but they are nations comprised almost entirely of one class, one religion, and one race. They are also very small compared to the US, in both population and in geographic size. I'm not saying this makes it impossible that the same strategies would work here, but I'd like to propose that the more manageable size and relative uniformity of those countries makes it a bit easier to put those systems in place effectively.
They're "one class" because of the level of taxing and entitlement benefits. That's kind of a chicken-egg thing. There are people of colour in Scandanavian countries, and I'm sure there is a good amount of racism too. The difference is that they don't have the "black welfare queen" myth; social spending isn't framed as a racial issue like it is in the USA.
To clarify: I don't see what religion or race have to do with it. That shouldn't effect people's basic needs. As I said, it would only matter if opponents started framing it as, "the government is sending all your tax dollars to these other people!" Racial diversity is not the problem; racism is.
Geography is one thing that is a problem. More money would have to be spent on making services available to people in less populated areas.
nicole, have you been to Europe recently? It's just as much a smorgasbord of humanity as the US. Probably more so in some places.
The problem with this post series isn't necessarily the little individual ideas discussed in it — which are done, unfortunately, with a glib facetiousness that just isn't conducive to the topic — it's that the whole thesis just doesn't really exist. What are you trying to argue here? That you're a rational Republican Mormon? Who, what, cares about people and social stuff too? It's just that, c'mon guys!, you really do have some ingrain notions about America that we all could benefit from if we took the time to listen?
Fuck that. We've been listening to this shit FOR YEARS. This isn't some new revolutionary idea. Sure trotting onto a weirdo liberal rant-rag (meant with all love, Choire & Balk & co.) like the Awl is a "Different" thing for a Mormon Republican do to, but you're not talking about the Awl. You're talking about the country. And as far as the country goes, we've been listening to and subject to this stuff for a very long time.
You want us to hear you out as you explain, in gosh-whiz waterballoons at cars anecdotes, why you identify with a pro-white, pro-established-wealth, anti-queer political party (and a wildly oppressive religious institution). And I just don't know why. If you have guilt about your political leanings, maybe it's time to rethink your fucking political leanings. Are you looking for forgiveness? Absolution?
I understand that this post is supposed to be fun and a little frivolous, but dude… You are talking about some majorly unfrivolous things here. Look at what's happening in Texas with Cynthia Dunbar and her army of pretend-informed goons. These are YOUR people. They may not think exactly like you, but you are trying to tell us why it's OK that you, come every November, press the same ballot buttons as them. Don't push you I-wanna-be-in-both-clubs issues on us. Man up or go home. Honestly.
And I'm sorry if that's harsh and drunken, Davis, but you're really digging yourself in here.
Thank goodness for you, Lawson. This is exactly what I was thinking and you had the perspicacity to say so incisively.
YUP.
Nailed it.
I was trying to figure out why this post made me feel angry, anxious and pissed off and you hit the nail on the head. I hope this series is not long lived as it adds nothing honest to the discourse.
I don't think there is a thesis. I think the point is just to explain where he's coming from, as a Conservative, and show that there are reasons and experiences which led him to his current beliefs, and that conservatives aren't just stingy and hateful for the fun of it.
I think the point to be all, "we can appreciate each other's perspectives, even if we don't agree."
But, as you point out, this isn't some academic debate. This is about a politics that actively oppresses others. As a white, Christian, heterosexual, cisgender, able-bodied, presumably well-off male, Davis can afford to be all, "lets discuss." But he's not the one who risks being kicked out of a hospital for lack of insurance, being detained because of his skin colour, having his relationship with his partner maligned and diminished at every turn while being accused of pedophilia, or being subjected to forced pregnancy. It is the duty of conservatives to understand the perspectives and experiences of the people that their policies hurt the most.
Yes, thank you. I guess my problem is that this stuff reads as a snarkily-posed request to "Please hear me out while I explain why I actively vote to make your life, and many others' lives, harder and more limited than mine."
@ ae38
I hope this series is not long lived as it adds nothing honest to the discourse.
I'm rather interested in seeing where it goes. I would like to see Davis really engage substantively with some of the criticism in the comments. Specifically with the fact that American conservativism harms and oppresses millions of people. And that by supporting conservative politicians he is complicit in that oppression.
@MissaA – pretty much everything you've said in all your comments on this post this is what's in my head but better and clearer. I find you to be awesome.
@LolCait I agree with some of what you say. I'd been awaiting the first response with interest, but it turns out to be the "thousand points of light" speech, which is all too easily disposed of. If it were true that the private sector can alleviate the sufferings of the poor and ill better than the government can, then surely by now, when the rich have grown richer than they've been since the Gilded Age, we ought to have seen a very marked decrease in the general suffering. Which, no. Really, the glibness and the vagueness disappoint even more than does the triteness (or the pleats.)
But I still view this discussion in a public forum as an opportunity, LolCait, a rhetorical experiment with value. How often have you seen, on the Internet, a political discussion predicated on civility and a desire to explain such disparate convictions?
@cherrispryte
:DDDD
@barnhouse: I think your first paragraph actually answers the question in your second. Sure, it's clear that a lot of folks 'round these parts were ready to dismiss Davis as soon as they read "Mormon Republican (heterosexual, white) dude." But I definitely believe a lot of us were also really receptive to a "political discussion predicated on civility." And were very clear in saying so!
That being said, it appears (as you've said), that this series is amounting to little more than Davis' own purely anecdotal recitation of "easily disposed of" examples. Which I truly hope, should this series continue (and I actually kinda hope it will? because he certainly appeared to be willing to at least change his tone, if not for sure his substance?), will be addressed in the next post.
@DorothyMantooth Exactly. Ready to give him another chance, because I know it can't be easy.
Oh! But also, in the spirit of charity (and also drinking! yays!), let's allow that since Davis is obviously not paid for his work here, any research that he would have to do to supplement his anecdotes might be somewhat burdensome? And so thus we shouldn't expect these posts to be (as dubious as they may be) a "white paper from Brookings."
Richard said it better.
@LolCait: I love you when you're drunk and angry!
@MissaA: I too have been enjoying your comments!
Fuck that. We've been listening to this shit FOR YEARS.
Over 3/4 of my adult life, as a matter of fact! And it's the same Republican gangsta bullshit as it ever was. Just now, with more anger and rage!
Thank you for this,
LawsonLolCait.Wish I'd read this before commenting above. Eloquent as always, RL, right on
(as we dirty hippies say).
@Maevemealone
Thank you! <3
I hope this series continues, if only for the really smart comments from MissaA, LolCait, Baroness, et al. /shameless suckup
you guys are all so great to read. I wish that there was a news show that was just everyone on the awl grumbling about the news.
Whatever. Everyone knows Mormons aint't even a real religion let alone Republicans.
Also, according to existing law – don't step foot in Missouri cuz I'll be waiting for you Mormon.
Awww, hey babycakes! Where ya been hiding all evening? Everyone was hoping you'd show up!
Um, show Doctor Disaster's avatar or just fuck off with your famininie smelly shite that we geigh boyz ran from already.
Do you see trolling as a type of performance art? Because your commitment here to total idiocy is pretty inspiring – as is your spelling.
My apologies (not really since I'd prolly pee on your shoes off camera while I said that) but Mitt Romney's attempts at outreach for 2012 are unimpressive to me, even though you suckers swallow it all hook line and sinker.
"..Romney's attempts at outreach for 2012 are unimpressive to me, even though you suckers swallow it all, hook line and sinker."
I did? Funny, I thought he was a douchebag.
um, should i NOT be replying to this? Is this sort of a set -up?
*feeling naive*
Main man post is forcing into your face a Republican Mormon. You think that's "novel" then let me pur some trucknutz on your nose.
What? This is a fucking political site even if they tell you its a gossip site dumbass…
Is the Gentleman ready for his next batch of questions? Because
I have one:
Can you explain the Young Republicans? The College Republicans, or whatever they call themselves now? Their racist antics? Their parties, their dirty-tricks-mailers, and "Compton BBQ's" where they all wear blackface?
Will you say that we all had an equivalent group, as young Democrats?
What was that,
exactly?
Stupid to the point if moranic much?
Yeah you just achieved that.;
Oh no, you guys, Jeff is having a stroke!
It happened to Barbara Stanwyck..
@MikeBarthel How can you tell?
Why is it that when it's about the health of poor people "government often doesn't do things very effectively or efficiently" but when it's about waging war and defense we just charge it and call it a day?
Glibly, Blackwater?
True. So for national defense and oversea wars the government sticks it to us and then they stick it to us again, privately and more expensively… so how come "they" (the Right) aren't foaming at the mouth about the Blackwaters & Halliburtons the way they are about healthcare and the entitlements?
I appreciate you and your glibness 'tooth, but I'd really appreciate this Davis character actually attempting to explain the disparity between allowing the government to spend our tax dollars making missiles while actively claiming that the same government can't possibly be trusted with the task of lowering our infant mortality rate.
maybe the government is only qualified to make lives shorter, not longer?
Why does every "fiscally conservative, socially progressive" type always vote for the fiscal side of their beliefs?
I consider myself fiscally conservative & "socially liberal." And yet, even though I'm still registered Republican (yes yes, I shouldn't make such confessions here after having been drinking for about 9 hours), I haven't actually voted Republican in about 15 years! So it can happen, jack!
(And also? I weep for the current state of the Republican party. Truly.)
Now this is discourse!
I am fiscally irresponsible and socially ultra liberal and I vote D only to negate some silly R out there – I weep for the current state of these United States and the two terrible options offered at the ballot box.
The options at the ballot box are too often far too glum, yes.
(Though I definitely wept — no itals for beyond-the-internets sincerity — with joy at Obama's election.)
Far as Davis goes, and your comment above, it's pretty much a conservative mantra that government should only be concerned with few things — of those probably the greatest being national defense. This particular iteration of that mantra with the current Republican party is WAY on the proactive (rather than reactive, I fear I must clarify) side of that "mandate." And I, as I know many other fellow "conservatives" do, disagree strongly with that stance.
oh for heaven's sake, EVERYBODY is fiscally conservative and socially liberal! do you like wasting money? do you like people suffering? no to both? guess what, welcome to the same opinion as everybody!
@Mantooth: I'm not weeping. They've done it to themselves. McCarthy and Goldwater created the populist monsters as we know them today, Nixon utilized the beast for votes and paid limited lip-service, Reagan started putting the policy where the mouth was, etc.etc. -you know the rest of the story! As far as the decent relics of Republican yesteryear who've been tossed overboard and are covered with bus tire-tracks (AHEM Olympia Snowe you're next!), it's like- OK, well, that's settled! What did you think they were going to do with you?
There's always room for one more over here on the other side, but way things shake out in this day and age, there are no guarantees that the Dem tent will provide safe haven for a "decent, pragmatic" career politician, either.
Moderates and ex-Republicans are either going to have to either eke out an existence with the Democratic party or go for broke and form some sort of 3rd party. Either way, the political gridlock and the constant spew of Ideological diarrhea from the Right aren't going to get any better.
@bombs: You've read Davis' post, yes? I think we may be defining "socially liberal" in very different ways here.
@Art: I'm far less weepy sober. But all politics is, indeed, a very sad state of affairs. Fin.
Nice Fin.
EVERYBODY is defining "socially liberal" and "fiscally conservative" in different ways. That is the essence of my claim that they are meaningless labels, especially from oneself.
EVERYBODY is fiscally conservative and socially liberal! do you like wasting money? do you like people suffering? no to both? guess what, welcome to the same opinion as everybody!
I love this so much.
@bombs: So you really are saying that you think Davis here would self-define as "socially liberal." At the risk of putting words into his mouth, I do not think that is so.
EVERYBODY is fiscally conservative and socially liberal!… do you like people suffering?
The thing is, if certain groups are "othered" enough, then people don't relate to their suffering, and become indifferent to it, or even get a sense of satisfaction from it.
It's not necessarily a progressiv/conservative difference. I'm sure you could find many dickwad "fauxgressives" who react gleefully to news of personal misfortune befalling political opponents and red-state voters. But such an attitude is against the spirit of progressivism; and I don't think the same can be said for conservativism.
What do the Mormons do with all that tithe money, anyway? (And do they have auditors to make sure it really is 10%? Are there Schedule A deductions? Just curious)
They migh want to consider investing in a a PR campaign to convince me that they aren't just 19th-century Scientologists.
well, they both war pleated pants.
LOL! Right on!
Q: How is it possible to lay down with Bush, Cheney, McCain and Palin and not wake up feeling like a dirty, filthy whore?
Q: What benefits – psychological &/or financial – have you derived from being a member of the Republican party?
Q: a)Who do you see as a viable Republican presidential candidate?
b)Are we allowed to openly mock your choice?
Q: Rand Paul = fucking hilarious, right?
Please don't demean sex-workers.
Rand Paul and his dad aren't really Republicans. They're Libertarian fringe, and they're not entirely by-the-book Libertarians at that- if Ron P. was a true Libertarian in the logical sense, he wouldn't be opposed to abortion and womens' reproductive rights. I'm always amused at how, when he's called out on this, he stonewalls the question by responding with rhetorical questions apropos of nothing.
@MissaA: To clarify, not every sex worker is a dirty, filthy whore, but anyone who lays down with the likes of B,C,M & P is.
@Art Yucko: The Google blurb for his site describes him as "A Lifelong Republican running for the Senate seat being vacated by Jim Bunning."
And Wikipedia: "He is the third child of Republican Congressman Ron Paul of Texas."
Also from Wikipedia: "Known for: Republican nominee for U.S. Senate in Kentucky"
I gotta thank you, AY, for making me visit his website where I see no mention of Republican affiliation. *shudder*
@missdelite: ETA – closed italics after "thank you".
@MissD: well, I mean to say that he's as much a traditional Republican as Ben Nelson is a traditional Democrat. Which is to say, not very. He's a regional anomaly that hides under one label/umbrella or the other because it's convenient to do so. Also, the Tea Party movement? Erstwhile "Libertarians", highjacking the bankrupt and moribund Republican establishment because they have the opportunity to do so and it's politically expedient, given that we are a two-party system- let's not kid ourselves.
@Art Yucko: So he's sort of a Republican? How is that even possible?
Does he go to their conventions? Support their platforms? Can they nominate him for party leadership? Could he (technically) be a Republican presidential candidate?
Pardon me, but I haz confuzed.
-sigh-
Look, I don't expect you to be familiar with regional politics necessarily, but out here in Flyover Hell you'll find that a lot of the politically ambitious will pick party affiliation based on what's the most convenient avenue to a win. They'll say and do whatever it takes to get there… until it isn't convenient anymore, then they'll switch parties or go independent and start a whole new fictional biography. That's a reality.
You and Wikipedia and Google are correct in that yes, of course, they will readily identify as Republicans.
I don't believe Ron and Rand Paul are "Republicans" because they genuinely love the Republican party. They're "Republicans" because it was the more ideologically convenient label to choose to get themselves elected.
Rand Paul is supposedly vociferously in opposition to ideas such as a unified North American currency (can't disagree with him there!) and a Superhighway that would have extended from Mexico up through Texas, to Missouri… which, by the way, was a George Bush/Rick Perry brainchild!
When I say "traditional Republican", I'm talking about people like the guy Rand Paul ran against, Trey Grayson. Establishment types that put the good of Money and Commerce before the "Sacred Writ" of the Constitution.
My problem with Ron Paul is that he plays games with this stuff. He has no problem whipping out a copy of the constitution to insist that we should tie our currency to gold, or let markets go unregulated, or any number of ridiculous ideas. But when a Commercial entity (ohhh, let's say… The Insurance Industry?!) fucks with people in his district? He has absolutely no problem throwing his Congressional weight around to make sure said entity coughs up the settlement money. Noble, sure- but also quite disingenuous.
*his district, being in Southeast Texas- Galveston, LaMarque, etc.- which was heavily damaged by recent Hurricanes. Many, many insurance fiascos were afoot down there. He did his best to bring them to heel.
Oh, and then there's the whole thing about how he voted against going to war in both Afghanistan and Iraq. I wouldn't exactly call that an ideological Republican stance.
Davis,
You are probably reconsidering this column. Please don't. You strike me as a level headed, sincere person, and while you may think your efforts may be better used elsewhere given the wall of belligerence and disrespect with which your writings have been met, please don't be deterred. While there are many extremists with whom you will not be able to have a rational conversation, there are many others who are genuinely curious to read your perspective and engage you in meaningful discussion. Carry on…
nah it's been pretty respectful bro
Miles knows of what he speaks.
I think Davis needs to see this through.
But his one mistake was in trying to tie himself to a broadview look at "them"… i think he's not so general, and kind-of specific.
Mormon in the city – he's like a reboot of McCloud.
I think Davis can be confident in the knowledge that much of what he enjoys now about his life, his circumstances, and his ability to live the "American Dream" has much to do with personal choices he has made throughout his life. For those who would condemn him for his thoughts, his views, or even living a "comfortable" life (heaven forbid), I would say this: Take a long hard look at yourself, the choices you've made, and a little-known concept known and "cause and effect." Stop playing the blame game and trying to convince us all that any institution, be it government, religion, or other, has much to do with your current state of mind, and pissed-off attitude. If you're wondering if this means you, you can stop wondering.
Yeah, I remember waking up one day, saying "I think I'll go and get intestinal cancer; that'll help my career."
You've put it all in a nice package, with a bow on top!
Thanks, Dr. Laura!
I think you would rather be smug and think that your current position is all due to how wise and industrious you've been, and are just afraid to acknowledge all the unearned advantages you have.
I'm comfortable. And I have worked for it, yes. But there are people who work a lot harder than I do, and don't get where I am. I got a head start. I have a friend who worked harder than I did in school, and is every bit as smart as I am, but did not have the advantage of having a supportive family, a well-off family, of being white, or speaking English without an accent. I don't deserve to have anything more than she does, but I do.
I've made some good choices, yes. But they were choices that my friend never even had the opportunity to make. And I've made some really bad choices, but have not felt the effects as much as I would have if I did not have money or was not white.
I know that racism, sexism and class difference hold people back, because I've watched it happen. Cause and effect happens on a societal level as well, in the form of patriarchy, institutionalized white supremacy, heteronormativity and other power structures.
The only difference between you and people who do not have a "comfortable" life is that you were lucky enough to be born to unearned advantage.
Conversely, I wonder if Davis has given any thought to how his water-balloon faux pas might have turned out if he was a black teenager.
WBWB (Water-Ballooning-While-Black) carries a mandatory 15 years in Alabama, I'll bet.
Also: Bored, you're obviously someone who's never had to deal with the crushing obliviousness of institutions (Commercial or Governmental) ceaselessly fucking with your day-to-day life if you had the misfortune to get entangled. Or maybe you're just one of those creeps who make a killing hawking your pseudo-New-Agey "personal responsibility" bullshit to a bunch of dupes at hotels and convention centers out in the sprawl.
The only good thing about this comment is proving that there are over 5K registered commenters… that's great.
AGREE.
anyway, water balloons? How lame. Why wasn't he out stealing car rims like the ret of us?
You know he would got off, w/probation
Nice avatar.
Mine would like to do very bad things to yours. I say we get them a room…
I am humbled.
Let's say we tie this Mormon Republican to a chair, and put him in a room
with Rosie O'Donnell. For twenty minutes.
Then we'll talk.
Awesome…I'll get the rope, jumper cables and whipped cream (the rope's for Mormon and Rosie).
I can squeeze you in on Tuesday. I'll bring a couple of twin 'bros' and
the Smirnoff Ice.
While showing the utmost respect to the Mormon Gentleman of course.
The only thing you'll be squeezing me into is this.
@missdelite: Be sure to post pictures when you do. Pretty please.
The problem with the way everyone (including the President) puts the platitude we're testing out here is that we don't need to TALK to "them" necessarily. Hell, I already know what "they" think, pretty much! But we do need to be able to see their opinions as legitimate and complex in the same way ours are, and I don't think there's a lot of that going on in these last two comment threads. While it may be strategically useful to assume that anyone on the other side wholeheartedly endorses your interpretation of their side's worst offenses, it's almost never true. (And both sides can easily say it – from the GOP POV, Democrats are actively trying to make their lives worse, too.) Voting and party allegiance are overly simplistic indicators of your political opinions. A vote for a party means lots of different things to lots of different people, and assuming that they haven't even considered what you think are the undeniable objections to their positions leads us to discount them entirely as legitimate participants in the process. Which is probably bad, ultimately, since for better or for worse, both sides are always going to be participating in the process. You might think someone's reasoning is wrong, and I think y'all (except Jeff) are all right, but if you think they don't have any reasoning that's going to result in you being easily hornswaggled. That deeper, thought-through reasoning is what I'd like to see depicted in some sort of sympathetic way, and I do wish Davis was doing a better job of it, because that does seem like a valuable service. As much as we like to think our opinions are our own, they are of course passed down from people who have spent a lot of time researching and thinking about each issue, and that reasoning tends to get lost along the way, which to a certain extent seems to be happening here. I think there's a pretty interesting metacommentary to be made about how many of Davis' reasons essentially come down to a question of trust, but to grant them that much importance seems unwise. Maybe we could just post old George Will columns or something?
Interesting, b/c when this debuted I thought, "I hope this isn't just reworded George Will columns." Now I kind of wish it was reworded George Will columns.
Yeah, I just reread this and thought, "Wow, any assessment that ends with a George Will recommendation can't be very well-considered."
Ha. we should get a beer.
Well said, Barthel. I would add only that Davis is just getting rolling with this thing. The comments this time are generally asking for a little more intellectual rigor, so maybe he'll heed that (and change his trousers) next time.
Judging from the Republicans I know, though, very few of 'em seem to go in for the intellectual rigor, so maybe that's going to be its own problem? (One worth addressing, I hasten to add.) In my family, at least, the Rs are faith-based in more ways than one.
This is a great comment. The issue of trust and our beliefs not really being our own is fascinating. I am godless and liberal but I also never got a Ph.D. in science or economics. That I believe a certain creation myth or policy is absurd really comes down to trust. Atomic particles explain the world more reasonable and accurate than the Bible does? Fine! But I am simply taking their word for it. It is beyond my comprehension and I accept their summary as truth because it is consonant with my own worldview. But unless we are experts, we are at the mercy of the people we trust – and we are of no use to anyone or anything if we choose to trust no one and opt for apathy instead.
This is why patience, sadly, is in order. Familial obligation + confirmation bias + a deference to people who study policy for a living can lead one to believe that conservatism is right, or seeks to accomplish things that in a complicated and non-transparent reality, it does not.
[that was meant as a reply to MikeBarthel. also: reasonably and accurately, is what I meant to say. so, yeah]
Uh, wow. Kind of what Abe said. But without the "as a Christian" part. I consider Mormons as Christian as much as Jews consider Christians Jewish. But more just as someone who's obviously not hurting.
Oh, if only they'd let me move to Sweden. The band I'd start with David Sandstrom would be epic.
Another question about the gay rights thing. I don't think I could ever be convinced that the systematic oppression of a minority isn't evil, so you don't need to try to do that, but I continue to be idly curious how it's conservative. If the government doesn't know best whom one should serve (and not serve) at one's lunch counter, how can it know best whom one should marry (and not marry?) I ask this, as above, particularly in light of the enthusiastic Mormon embrace of prop 8. It has always seemed to me that government regulation of marriage is actually a mutant and misguided strain of my own liberal position–is actually to the left of me–and, somewhat ironically, is actually the most potent, if unintentional, warning of the dangers of hyper-liberalism that Republicans have ever managed to come up with.
btw the smartest christian conservative I read regularly is ross douthat. if you do manage to figure this one out, (don't be offended that I'm not exactly holding my breath) "be sure to give him a call."
dead-on. they're don't want big government, they just want federal control over your genitals
that was @ slow education
What are your views on Twincest?
it haunts me, day and night.
If the Mormons want to control or influence the government (and who doesn't?).. and spend millions to influence ballot measures outside their own home-state, then they re no longer a Religion. They are a political organization. Fine. Bye-bye, tax-exempt status! And I mean ALL of it.
Let's calculate the property tax value on the big ol temple in Salt lake City.
Or, the one in West L.A., with the perfect lawn. ($$$$$)
Any religion which wants to influence politics: no more tax-exempt status.
You are no longer a religion. You are PAC.
(Memo to Pope, and Southern Baptists: this means you, too)
While I certainly understand where you're coming from, I find it odd that after millenia of religions being being highly political institutions (the Pope having been a feudal ruler with command of an army), we expect them to suddenly wash their hands of politics altogether. It would be nice, but religion and politics were never exclusive of one another.
true. which is why no religions should be tax-exempt.
@baduncle: am torn about this myself, actually. I have no fondness of religious meddling in politics, but at the same time recognize that nuns are in many communities the major if not the sole providers of social services. are we supposed to make that go away just because some knucklehead wants to deny john kerry communion? I guess I would settle for taxing the scientologists.
yknow, while we are talking about things that will never happen in a million fucking years.
@spanishbombs: I'm not sure I understand your comment. Are you saying that volunteer work is ultimately meaningless because volunteer work only addresses the symptoms of social ills, not their roots? Or are you saying that volunteer work is fairly useless because money is ultimately more effective than volunteers?
At any rate, I disagree with both points. It may be true that your Christian moms are only putting bandaids on the seeping axe wounds caused by capitalism-generated social inequity, but the best way to radicalize any individual is to put them in contact with actual people with actual problems, which makes the issues we're discussing real instead of tidy abstractions–and society can only be changed through the radicalization of the populace. Furthermore, your average starving AIDS orphan might be aware that they are starving because of the complex interplay of a number of social forces, but they still would like to have some fucking food, even if it's only a "bandaid" solution. In other words, while volunteer work bandaids might not bring down the military-industrial complex, they still help people in very real and tangible ways. If Christian moms want to go around staging bake sales that raise $189.00 for starvin' orphans, they should do it, because $189.00 buys a lot of vitamin-fortified powdered milk.
Also, you're flat-out wrong about money being more useful to charities than volunteers. Charities exist because average people don't "volunteer" enough of their time towards helping others in their community. This is simplifying things quite a bit, but if your average family decided to take in their crazy veteran uncle instead of tossing him to the wolves, the need for charities and governmental institutions that help the homeless would be that much lessened. If you extend the metaphor, it becomes obvious that many of the social ills that charities seek to alleviate could be disappeared if average people just manned up–in other words, if they had stronger communities. Of course, this statement is easy to nitpick, since it doesn't apply to every single instance of social fuckery ever, but the principle is useful.
In addition, many charities have programs that they have funding for but can't implement, due to a lack of both volunteers and community input/assistance. A lot could be accomplished if more people were willing to give a few hours a month towards various programs, and if businesses were willing to partner with charities more often. A specific example of this would be literacy programs, which desperately need Christian moms to come and do a few hours of tutoring a month in order to be effective in reducing overall illiteracy in communities. Schools also need Christian moms, for everything from raising money for after-school programs to acting as classroom aids for over-stuffed classrooms. It should also be said that if parents took a more active role in educating their children (which is, after all, their fucking job), it would take a lot of the burden off the school system. Lots of other non-profits could benefit enormously from hands to help them, from ecological non-profits to dreaded arts non-profits. You can have the best-funded soup kitchen in three states, but you still need people to chop the onions.
Sorry, this comment was intended as a reply to a thread about 10,000 comments above.
That was really well-put! But is strikes me as being a rather classically "conservative" position, actually. I don't know whether that was your intent? (FWIW, spanish bombs's comment seemed to contradict itself to me.)
Well, I am certainly not saying that charity is worthless. Mostly, I am saying that people are bad people and will not, in general, make the time and effort to engage in meaningful charity. (I also feel that the impact, both macro and micro, of much unstructured charity work is overestimated, but I am willing to withdraw this if it is too controversial.)
Further, I think that the Republican ideal of replacing transfer payments and social welfare with the kind efforts of nice people is kind of ridiculous. I would consider the idea of average people manning up (Mar's second paragraph) to be wishful thinking; to wit, most of human history. (Sorry about that last semi-colon; I wasn't really sure what to put in front of "to wit".)
To clarify "unstructured": Unfortunately, sometimes a person's well-being and opportunity may be constrained by the structure of society. One example of this is if someone has the bad luck of having disadvantaged parents. Social welfare is at its best when it evens the playing field, and well-designed program will seek to mitigate inequalities caused by unfairness.
Providing for basic survival and dignity is of course a given.
Actually all this sounds like great arguments for a community service type draft. Where everyone has to serve a certain number of hours per year, but not shooting people, helping their community and country and even other countries. This would really change how people feel about each other, their communities and would change how other nations feel about us.
Re: community service draft
In Ontario, you have to do 40 hours of community service to graduate from highschool. I don't know how well it works. There's some kids who are motivated and want to help the community, or want to build their CVs, and would have done that type of thing anyways. There's some kids who find a position where their supervisor will sign their forms without making them work the full 40 hours.
My law school has also started a 40 hour public interest requirement, but it's new, so I don't know what the impact is yet.
@Dorothy Mantooth: Thanks! As for my position being a conservative one, well . . . I'm always going to vote for more social programs, not less, unless said programs are incredibly ill-conceived. However, from having spent time in the non-profit sector, as well as with friends who do social work/teach, it seems clear that a lot of charities/governmental organizations exist because communities aren't doing their jobs. We do a lot of fantasizing about springing all the able-bodied seniors from their nursing homes and letting them loose to tutor and tend kids, thus eliminating a lot of work for literacy programs, subsidized daycare, "at-risk youth" programs, schools, elder visiting programs, etc. It seems like schools, charities, and the government are increasing required to replace functions that the extended family used to fill, and this seems like a dangerous social model to me. When elderly people feel useless, it has a negative effect on both their physical and mental faculties, so why not let them do some of the work that so desperately needs to be done? One engaged grandparent can accomplish a lot more with a given kid than even the most hardworking teacher or social worker, since the attention of teachers and social workers must be stretched across a number of students/clients.
Furthermore, adult social clubs like the Lions/Eagles/Shriners/etc. used to take on a lot of the work that people now start non-profits in order to address. Neighborhood associations used to start community gardens; Lions Clubs used to do Big Brothers/Big Sisters kinds of programs; theater guilds used to stage community events, etc. These associations not only contributed to the health of communities; they also helped married parents to have actual social lives, even in the smallest of towns, thus helping your average adult American to not be suffering from constant isolation-derived existential crises. A return of this kind of culture would be really positive.
However, unlike most conservatives, I realize this is an somewhat unrealistic scenario. It seems like Republicans base their votes on the premise that if everybody was morally perfect, social ills wouldn't exist, so therefore social ills are the fault of individuals. The argument then follows that since it's not their individual fault that other people aren't morally perfect, they're not going to compensate for them–instead, they're going to "vote their conscience" and base their political positions around what people ought to be doing, instead of around what people are actually doing. In other words, because abortions should almost never be "necessary", they should be illegal, even though they are frequently necessary. In Republican terms, "necessity" here is defined as totally and utterly unavoidable, i.e., "you shouldn't have an "oops" pregnancy, because you should have done family planning." However, pregnancies caused by rape aren't a viable exception either, because people shouldn't run around raping other people. Basically, in this scenario, social ills can always be traced back to the immorality of individuals, which should never be countenanced, so therefore any social programs that help victims of social ills are basically subsidizing immorality and making it easier for people to suck.
This is crap for a number of reasons (SOCIAL FORCES), the worst of which is that it's based on an imaginary reality. Spanish bombs is correct that "the Republican ideal of replacing transfer payments and social welfare with the kind efforts of nice people is kind of ridiculous."
But people can be trained to be nicer and kinder; we know that to be true because they have been. While there are still giant pockets of resistance, our culture has become progressively less sexist, racist and homophobic over time. The mentally and physically handicapped are treated with more consideration and respect than ever before in history (even if the levels of both still fall short.) It's not ridiculous to think that people can be socialized to be more conscientious; after all, they've been socialized to do things that are a lot more outlandish and illogical (like adjusting insurance or squeezing poison into their faces or anthropomorphizing operating systems that they could literally never explain the mechanics of.)
Nobody ever went broke hoping for the best and expecting the worst. Sometimes people rise to the occasion. Meanwhile, vote Democrat and institute Nicole's community service draft.
I went to a private Jesuit high school in tampa, fl, which was always crying 'poverty' even though they owned HUGE areas of land, one of which was leased
by a very big Mall. So, I'd say that they weren't all that poor, and their
influence locally in politics.. well, I'm assuming it was pretty strong.
However I did not vote them into local office; so why are they helping shape
the laws (this was many years ago)
Which means also: Mormons, stay out of California politics.
(and get off my lawn!)
While you float around in your balloon with the cast of Magnum P.I., your nation is locked in the trunk of an Oldsmobile with the cast of Hee Haw.
this.
It is the height of either naivete or willful blindness to think that in the age of mass-industrial society in a nation of 300 million that some sort of ad hoc charitable giving would suffice to help the nation's poor. Government assistance may not be the most efficient entity but part of that is surely because half the government spends a great deal of their time trying to ensure it doesn't work.
You mostly dodge but even your dodges are fails.
Pleated pants are slimming to a hard-on, I think you mean. But why hide it, Davis? Chubbies happen. It is wrong to go against Nature herself. In this one thing at least, let your freak flag fly, my friend.
Also: Can you ask your Mormon pals to quit ringing my doorbell on a Saturday. It's my Sabbath and they're breaking it. That little box that hovers near the door with the Hebrew letters on it. That means "Jews live here, go away!" Thanks!
Also, that woman holding the babbeh in the photo? Dead ringer for Chloe Sevigny.
The Awl going for some sort of "fair and balanced" thing – horrible idea. F*** Religion, F*** Conservatives.