EVEN THOUGH other volcanoes besides Iceland's Asdlfjasdfasdf; aren't blowing up, it doesn't mean they couldn't, report scientists, newspapers hungry for filler.
Please refer to our style guide, preferred spelling is Aksfdagdj.
No you did not just tell Choire how do do a keyboard smash.
It's possible that this week's chilly temperatures could trigger the burning of rare museum quality furniture. It's something we should keep an eye on.
First we call it global warming, but it's not JUST about warming, so we go with global climate change, and NOW IT'S ALSO VOLCANOES AND NOT JUST CLIMATE! Global fuckshitdamn work for folks???
Can we really blame volcanic eruptions on global climate change? I thought they…er…came on their own schedule, with no influence from CO2 emissions.
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