Monday, April 19th, 2010

Hekla Volcano Eruption a "Twitter-hysterie"!

REEED HOOOT VOLCANOES!According to De Tijd, which is the ultimate authority on volcano and Twitter news to us, the "Twitter-hysterie over Hekla blijkt ongegrond." That's right. ONGEGROND, people! As in, the flurry of reports that indicate that Angela Lansbury is dead that major Icelandic volcano Hekla is erupting are totally false. Which is why reports of said eruption aren't in any major newspapers, you see.

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Matt Pierson (#4,469)

Your ultimate authority is Belgian. Ponder that.


TroutSavant (#1,990)

Wait, they speak Dutch in Belgium?! So Hercule Poirot was French after all! That tricky bastard.

scroll_lock (#4,122)

@Choire: Snacking on Belgians again? I thought you'd cut back.

Matt Pierson (#4,469)

True dat

Matt Pierson (#4,469)

Only the Simpsons fans do. Stupid Flanders.

Using Pat Roberston crazy logic, it is apparent that the Icelandic volcanoes are God's punitive ejaculations. His own form of unique punishment for electing a lesbian president.

Unfortunately, because everyone knows male orgasms are hard to control, the rest of Europe got the load in the eye.

The lesson: God could use a Trojan Magnum XXL, desensitizing, pineapple flavored, vibrating condom.

If Peter North were our Icelandic Ambassador, like I proposed on my blog last year (, this eruption would have landed on Iran's nuclear facilities.

HiredGoons (#603)

I'm going to go ahead and assume the North American plate is larger than than it's Eurasian cousin.

HiredGoons (#603)

its, ew.

Tuna Surprise (#573)

Why are North America and Eurasia try to pull apart? Wasn't Obama supposed to bring us closer to Europe?

Br. Seamus (#217)

If Angela Lansbury's dead after I dropped full boat on A Little Night Music tickets, I'll go ongegrond Hekla myself.

roboloki (#1,724)

she was killed by colonel mustard in the library with a candlestick

Bittersweet (#765)

Ugh, FlipperBaby, demand a refund if you get Gwyneth and mom. Accept no Lansbury substitutes!

kneetoe (#1,881)

Oh and I thought HG meant HIS mom.

kneetoe (#1,881)

This post proves nothing.

cherrispryte (#444)

Why are we talking about Ikea furniture?

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