It's simple: The first STD you were ever diagnosed with is your first name, and your childhood pet's name is the surname. (Click through for the full image.) [Via]
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
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How has no one claimed "The Clapper" yet?
'Jack the Dripper'
THIS DOES NOT REFLECT MY PERSONAL, DISEASE FREE STATUS FYI.
Hey, dd-free here. Well, at least d-free.
Your childhood pet's name was cap-buster? Sheesh. You really did grow up around too many Italians.
I take it that "da Condom FATHER" hasn't always used a condom.
Frito-Lay.
The Clap Trapper? The Crab Boiler? The Herpes Harpy? The Gonnorrhea Gone-o-Rhea-Pearlman?
This billboard pretends to be anti-sexually transmitted diseases but I think we can all agree that it is also subtly glamorizing it.
"meta-enabling"?
It's New Orleans, you're as likely to get crabs as you are a shirt full of powdered sugar from beignets.
At least it ain't bedbugs, amirite New Yorkers?
@support@, can you change my user name to "Strep GOLDIE GOLD?"
So Lady STD Killa and Ghostface Killah (no relation) walk into a bar.
The top line of this billboard appears to be addressing itself to HIV, telling it to kill the gangstas depicted below. This is actually a hit list used by STDs to target the only people that can stop them!
Masturbation Rash Oscar.
Avatar?
Buttercup. Elephantitis Buttercup.
Yes, I'm a pedant - but it's "elephantiasis." Elephantitis is "inflammation of the elephants." Or was Buttercup your pet elephant who suffered from swollen ankles..?
I'd tell you to suck it, but we both know that is impossible.
/I kid.
Not so much - I totally suck, both literally and figuratively...
No, he means it's so big you couldn't fit it... oh, nevermind.
anal warts ginger
Biggie Biggie Biggie, can't you see? Sometimes ya clap just hypnotize me. And I just love your crabby ways. Yes the condom broke but I got laid.
Yessss.
Da Herpes Hit Woman? Da Crabs Assassin? the Da thing, who's idea was that? Arghh.
Trich Sparky
Crabs Kilby. How '20s.
Onlything better is your username. Props.
Trichamonis Stupid.
Well, I've got the title for the first half of my memoirs, anyway.
Odd Testicle DiscolourationZA
Schoolbus Erectile Superfunction Brandy
Influenza Hamster James Bond
Mono Mittens
Bitemarks Natasha?
Lil French Pox.
Non-specified venereal infection Flopsy.
Crabs Johnny
Clap Paddington J. Poopington
What the fuck? So, all STD Gangsta's are black? Oh no, not this time. Time for Jesse and Al to step in and make this right. I mean, time for Crotchrot Sounder and Chlamydia Boots to step in...
Essh! I'm not shopping at that Target.
Prince Mono Okay
RED polos? Taaaaaacky!
The one that really cracks me up is "Da Comdom Father." If he was using a condom correctly he wouldn't be a father, would he?
Of course he wouldn't be a father. His condom would be infallible if he put it on in time, if he didn't use a latex-solvent lubricant and if he didn't just hump hump hump till it ruptured.
Papilloma Pumpkin. HOT.
Chlamydia Snowflake.