Whoa! Breaking! Lil Wayne's sentencing postponed until March 2nd! While he completes a series of surgeries to fix his teeth. Man, he should get them done, like, one tooth at a time. He should go to the most cautious, careful, methodical dentist he can find.
All those Twitter prayers worked!!@!!!!!!@
So you think he should go to a Method Man huh? I would be concerned that such a man would bring the pain, hardcore to the brain. Think about how high Lil Wayne would have to get to dull that shit.
Because in America, no one goes to prison with bad teeth.
In a related story, FBI spokesperson Donna Willow said the bureau has removed both "Toothless" Dale Greevey and Donald "The Underbite" Sayles from its Most Wanted list. "It's become clear through the course of our investigation that even if we catch these criminals, the nature of the dental work required to send them to prison far exceeds the resources required to bring them to justice in the first place," she said.
After he leaves, he should hook up with Lil Kim.
What's "attempted criminal possession of a weapon?" He pleaded guilty to not even having a gun? Plus he wants his sentencing postponed because he has a toothache. This is so not gangsta. Lil Wayne's gonna have to call in a Predator strike on an rival crew or something to bounce back from this one.
"attempted criminal possession" has always confused me as a charge.
it's a subcategory charge invented for plea bargaining purposes, maybe? sounds so stupid, though.
MAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. "Siren.gif!" kills me DEAD.