I wasn't sure any political ad could top James Perry of New Orleans' recent salvo, but here's a radio spot for Illinois State Senator Rickey "Hollywood" Hendon, who is running in the Democratic primary for lieutenant governor. I would vote for him based on this ad alone. [Via]
Friday, January 29, 2010
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Headliner! I challenge you to a game of horseshoes. A game of horseshoes!
Rickey won his first state senate seat years ago by defeating one of my partners.
We were all broken up by that and stuff.
[You GO, Rickey.]
Some days I figure I should suck it up and move to Wisconsin.
Ohhhhhhh Rock The Vote party?? I kept hearing Catheter. . . But in my defense! For a long-ass, 60-second commercial, that's some FAST TALKING! About things like 'meters on steroids?'
Jesus GET OUT THE VOTE this fucking day.
I don't know about voting, but I just got the sudden urge to save a fortune on car insurance by switching to Geico.
... and I got the sudden urge to visit Moo and Oink.
Am I seriously the only one who thought it said Rickey Henderson?
Is it me or does this seem so patronizing, this guy should be dragged out into the street and shot?