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Monday, December 28, 2009

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The End of the 00s: The Naughts: A Progression, by Regina Nigro

2000: Read Atlas Shrugged; was insufferable.

2001: Crafted mopey journal entries; was insufferable.

2002: Derided third wave feminism in college newspaper editorial; was insufferable.

2003: Lay awake contemplating Being and Time; was insufferable.

2004: Wrote several "ask me any 5 questions and I'll answer them!" MySpace bulletins; was insufferable.

2005: Used the word "postmodern" with no regard for context; was insufferable.

2006: Discovered blogging; was (really) insufferable.

2007: Broken heart; was insufferable.

2008: Fell in love; was insufferable.

2009: Thought about and wrote this list;



Regina Nigro is a writer and editor. She probably disagrees with that thing you just said.

14 Comments / Post A Comment

lbf
lbf (#2,343)

2005: I hope you used it as a verb.

Regina Small
Regina Small (#2,468)

In a world with multiple competing truths, adjectives can be verbs or nouns, or really boorish dinner companions depending on how many bottles of Presidente they've had on the three-block walk from the local bodega to your apartment.

(No, seriously, I always used "postmodern" appropriately: when I knew the other person also had no clue what it meant.)

lbf
lbf (#2,343)

When people say that word to me, I ramp the verbiage up and used "po-mo" instead for the remainder of the conversation.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Is it just me, or was this decade like... the inverse of 'Atlas Shrugged'?

*shrugs

libmas
libmas (#231)

Atlas?

Aatom
Aatom (#74)

I fail to see how this has anything to do with the actual 00's. It's almost as if you thought the entire decade was about you... oh wait, I see what you did there. That's so postmodern!

Choire Sicha

You are both incorrect. THIS DECADE WAS ALL ABOUT ME!

lbf
lbf (#2,343)

Did just read that as "this decadence was all about me". HOT.

Rod T
Rod T (#33)

This decade hence will be all about me. Hawtter.

MisterHippity

Sufferable!

Regina Small
Regina Small (#2,468)

FRAMING THIS.

bmichael
bmichael (#213)

Regina and the Argo-naughts more like it!

slinkimalinki
slinkimalinki (#182)

christ, i feel old.

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